--- Shortly After, On The Bridge of Voyager ---
Janeway stepped onto the bridge and immediately noticed the change. The atmosphere was no longer Elizabethan – it was distinctly Borg. A eerie green glow emanated from the walls and ceiling. The temperature was sky- high, and the humidity was unbearable. Oh, very funny, thought Janeway, they just won't stop, will they?
In the First Officer's chair sat a drone with a feather sticking out of his head that looked remarkably like the one Chakotay had been wearing on his hat. Janeway marched up to him. He turned slowly towards her and said in a ringing voice. "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Your biological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile."
"Ha ha, very funny, Chakotay. I figured out your little game. April Fool's Day…you certainly did your research! But the joke's over, we need to get back to work."
Abruptly, Chakotay's hand shot forward and assimilation tubes pierced Janeway's neck. She gasped in horror. This wasn't a joke – it was real! Just before she lost consciousness, she saw a Borg Cube on the viewscreen.
Janeway stepped onto the bridge and immediately noticed the change. The atmosphere was no longer Elizabethan – it was distinctly Borg. A eerie green glow emanated from the walls and ceiling. The temperature was sky- high, and the humidity was unbearable. Oh, very funny, thought Janeway, they just won't stop, will they?
In the First Officer's chair sat a drone with a feather sticking out of his head that looked remarkably like the one Chakotay had been wearing on his hat. Janeway marched up to him. He turned slowly towards her and said in a ringing voice. "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Your biological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile."
"Ha ha, very funny, Chakotay. I figured out your little game. April Fool's Day…you certainly did your research! But the joke's over, we need to get back to work."
Abruptly, Chakotay's hand shot forward and assimilation tubes pierced Janeway's neck. She gasped in horror. This wasn't a joke – it was real! Just before she lost consciousness, she saw a Borg Cube on the viewscreen.