--- Later That Day On The Borg Cube ---
1 This wasn't at all what I expected, thought Janeway as she sipped a Tequila and wiggled her bionetic hips to the disco beat. I really ought to join Chakotay. The First Officer was dancing in the middle of a group of drones. She scanned the room, searching for other crew members. Yes – they were all there. Harry Kim was chatting with an attractive drone. Neelix was involved in a game of pool with the Borg Queen. Tom and B'Elanna were seated along with Tuvok, Seven of Nine, and Naomi Wildman in a big circle. A warp coil sat in the middle of the circle. That looks interesting, thought the Captain, I guess I'll go join them.
She walked over to the group and sat down in the circle. "Hey guys, 'sup?" She asked.
"We're playing 'Spin the Warp Coil'!" Said Naomi enthusiastically.
"Wicked – how do you play?" Queried Janeway.
"Captain, I can demonstrate," said Tuvok sultrily. He spun the warp coil, which ended up in front of Seven of Nine. "You see," he explained seriously as he leaned across the circle to Seven, "One first places the lips against the lips of the other. Then one…" He smooched her graphically.
All of a sudden, Seven slapped Tuvok across the face. "That's not very efficient, Loverboy," she said, licking her lips, "Why don't you let me show you how it's done." She pulled him up, and they disappeared behind a door. In a few seconds, the walls started shaking.
"Wow! Can I play too?" The Captain enthused.
1 This wasn't at all what I expected, thought Janeway as she sipped a Tequila and wiggled her bionetic hips to the disco beat. I really ought to join Chakotay. The First Officer was dancing in the middle of a group of drones. She scanned the room, searching for other crew members. Yes – they were all there. Harry Kim was chatting with an attractive drone. Neelix was involved in a game of pool with the Borg Queen. Tom and B'Elanna were seated along with Tuvok, Seven of Nine, and Naomi Wildman in a big circle. A warp coil sat in the middle of the circle. That looks interesting, thought the Captain, I guess I'll go join them.
She walked over to the group and sat down in the circle. "Hey guys, 'sup?" She asked.
"We're playing 'Spin the Warp Coil'!" Said Naomi enthusiastically.
"Wicked – how do you play?" Queried Janeway.
"Captain, I can demonstrate," said Tuvok sultrily. He spun the warp coil, which ended up in front of Seven of Nine. "You see," he explained seriously as he leaned across the circle to Seven, "One first places the lips against the lips of the other. Then one…" He smooched her graphically.
All of a sudden, Seven slapped Tuvok across the face. "That's not very efficient, Loverboy," she said, licking her lips, "Why don't you let me show you how it's done." She pulled him up, and they disappeared behind a door. In a few seconds, the walls started shaking.
"Wow! Can I play too?" The Captain enthused.