EPILOGUE: WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR CRAZY CAST OF CHARACTERS.
Crutchy: Competed in the "Central Manhattan One Legged Interpretive Clog Dancing Festival" and got 2nd place.
Bumlets: Went on to speak MANY more times with actual words.
Snipeshooter: Tragically died of lung cancer at age 15. Must have been those 25 Havanas.
Sarah: Convinced that SHE was to thank for David and Andrea's relationship, and started a Blind Dating Service. She does commericials. She lies and tells everyone her new company is doing well. And this is her slogan. "2 Happy Couples Matched Since 1899. Please PLEASE give us your business."
The first couple is David and Andrea
...The 2nd is Race and Denton.
Les: Actually did tried to kill off Sarah and David in their sleep. But David had a couple of melons on hand, and used them as a weapon. Les is doing time at the Refuge right now. He likes it. A lot.
Olga: Still the reigning Elephant Lifting Champion of the World. Trying to get the "Human Javelin" record into the Guinness Book of World Records.
Deanie/Rainbow: Led a HUUUGE protest against capitalism and the draft. Spends her carefree days handing out daisies on Central Park.
Blink: Fell in love with Deanie's friend Skunk. He too went the hippie route and passes out daisies.
Betsy: Is now a teacher at F'sUIDMBADBMTG Academy. She teaches Communication and Public Speaking.
Natalie: Married Slowploke the Turtle. They led a happy life, setting up home in the castle in Central Park.
Wally the Dancing Waiter: Waiting for his big break. Until then, he'll just serve the sauerkraut.
Tibby: ...Still makin' saurekraut.
Medda: Signed up for Sarah's Dating Service Singles Club. No one has called yet.
Spot: Tried doing stand up comedy, but failed horribly. He just wasn't funny. So he sits home in Brooklyn all day and makes prank calls to Pulitzer's office.
"Es'cuse me Mistah Pulitza...is your refridgerator runnin'?"
"Stop calling here, you newsie!!"
"Uh....gotta go!"
--click--
Andrea: With David's help, got her book published and is working on a new story entitled "The Girls of NYC," chronicaling David's mishaps with all these twisted girls.
David: Actually didn't turn out too badly. Is very much in love with Andrea and feels like he always will be.
*end*
like it, love it? want to see more of David and Andrea? let me know.
thanx everyone,
Caroline =D
Crutchy: Competed in the "Central Manhattan One Legged Interpretive Clog Dancing Festival" and got 2nd place.
Bumlets: Went on to speak MANY more times with actual words.
Snipeshooter: Tragically died of lung cancer at age 15. Must have been those 25 Havanas.
Sarah: Convinced that SHE was to thank for David and Andrea's relationship, and started a Blind Dating Service. She does commericials. She lies and tells everyone her new company is doing well. And this is her slogan. "2 Happy Couples Matched Since 1899. Please PLEASE give us your business."
The first couple is David and Andrea
...The 2nd is Race and Denton.
Les: Actually did tried to kill off Sarah and David in their sleep. But David had a couple of melons on hand, and used them as a weapon. Les is doing time at the Refuge right now. He likes it. A lot.
Olga: Still the reigning Elephant Lifting Champion of the World. Trying to get the "Human Javelin" record into the Guinness Book of World Records.
Deanie/Rainbow: Led a HUUUGE protest against capitalism and the draft. Spends her carefree days handing out daisies on Central Park.
Blink: Fell in love with Deanie's friend Skunk. He too went the hippie route and passes out daisies.
Betsy: Is now a teacher at F'sUIDMBADBMTG Academy. She teaches Communication and Public Speaking.
Natalie: Married Slowploke the Turtle. They led a happy life, setting up home in the castle in Central Park.
Wally the Dancing Waiter: Waiting for his big break. Until then, he'll just serve the sauerkraut.
Tibby: ...Still makin' saurekraut.
Medda: Signed up for Sarah's Dating Service Singles Club. No one has called yet.
Spot: Tried doing stand up comedy, but failed horribly. He just wasn't funny. So he sits home in Brooklyn all day and makes prank calls to Pulitzer's office.
"Es'cuse me Mistah Pulitza...is your refridgerator runnin'?"
"Stop calling here, you newsie!!"
"Uh....gotta go!"
--click--
Andrea: With David's help, got her book published and is working on a new story entitled "The Girls of NYC," chronicaling David's mishaps with all these twisted girls.
David: Actually didn't turn out too badly. Is very much in love with Andrea and feels like he always will be.
*end*
like it, love it? want to see more of David and Andrea? let me know.
thanx everyone,
Caroline =D