The students of DGH were almost back in normal conversation when Japs ran downstairs screaming his head off. They were going to ask why he was running, screaming, and disturbing the peace, when they saw a big guy running after him, and so they put two and two together. But it wasn't the time for maths, so they all pretended the last thirty seconds didn't happen.

It was right after they stopped looking at Japs HE saw the big guy running after him, and he was sure he wasn't behind him when he left his dorm in a panic.

'Is that death?' Japs thought.

For some reason, Japs didn't notice he was about to run into a large pillar until he was about two seconds away from it. Lucky enough, he stopped. But the fat guy behind him didn't. To Japs, the expression 'Caught between a rock and a hard place' came to mind.

'Ah got ya noo ya wee beastie!' Said the big guy, who was wearing red, green and orange tartan shirt, black trousers and a lot of 'B.O.' deodorant, which turned out to be a natural smell.

'What did I do?' Asked Japs, as the big Scottish bully picked him up.

'Yoo be treedin on mah turf!'

'WHAT?'

'Dinni play dumb with me!'

'Dinner?'

'Yoo admit it!'

'Admit what?'

Japs was flung onto a table. The students, who were watching and some taking photos, cried and stood back.

'Ah have mah eye on yoo, kid!' He shouted, spit flying on Japs' face. To be honest, Japs thought he had taken too many showers that day, already tolling three, so he did the only thing he could.

'AAHH! MAH BOLLIES!'

The Scottish terror had his hands firmly grasping his crotch in pain from a well-aimed kick from Japs, who took the opportunity to run for it back into his room. He could hear allot of talk from behind him, but he just thought it'd be just bad stuff.

Fifty seconds after Japs had run out of his dorm, screaming, Yoshi, Link and Kirby found that he ran back in, screaming. The teen tripped over Link's sword-sheath and skidded to the red-shoed feet of Yoshi, trembling in fear. He then stood up and went to his little room.

It was so, when Japs woke up by a shaft of light hitting his face, he felt cold and alone. He was in his new bed, but not under his blue and purple covers, but on top, at a strange angle, and his back was stiff and sore. He rubbed his eyes and stretched, and then wandered out of the cramped room. He walked out into the Dorm kitchen, and he saw no one was there. He then walked back to the dorm rooms, knocking violently on each door, but no one replied. In the end he sat down at the table and kicked the air from the tall bar stool. He then caught sight of a pile of washing to his left, with a chibi note on top, written in small handwriting.

Dear Japs,

We decided to leave you to sleep while we went out with (the beautiful) Nekoni and her friends. Hope you don't mind, as you never did care much about anything. If you could, iron these, because we don't have time. We're too busy having friends and social life's and stuff which - basically - YOU DON'T.

Also, we may not be back for a while, so cook us some food for when we come back.

DORM INSPECTION AT TWELVE

-Nekoni-

Japs growled to himself, swearing revenge. And so, after he tired so hard at ironing every garment (for about twenty seconds), he decided to make a half-assed job of it and just hang the clothes up in their wardrobe. Realising he did not actually know where Nekoni's dorm was, he decided this too could be to his advantage. Planning where to shove all the clothes, he wandered into Links room. He tipped the basket into the wardrobe, thinking how much work it would be to sort all of them out. And quickly he ran from his room to find his friends, and the clock outside struck twelve - the time for the Dorm inspection, which Japs had forgotten about.

It was then, while Mrs. Tardid had come into the room and looked around. It all looked fine, and seemed OK, but she noticed one of the bedroom doors were open, belonging to the third-year student, Link. And so she walked in, hissing and tutting to herself, and she noticed a sock hanging from the bottom of his wardrobes door. She pulled it out, being the tidiness-freak she was, and as she did so, the doors burst open with a rumble that shook the whole school. She pulled from her face a pink shirt, and her face went red with rage. The gender rules were the most important rules in her school, and she knew that Link wouldn't disobey them. Her mind twisted to who was likely to do such a thing and lived in Dorm Thirteen, and her memory was sent back to the giving of the keys... to the boy who had been so rude to her... the boy who made sure she learnt his name.

'JAPS GENTO KANTO KAHN!'

The shrill cry echoed the whole of the school grounds, and all students were struck still and quiet. Japs had only just stepped outside when Mrs. Tardid's voice filled the air like a poisonous gas.

'I am screwed.' Said Japs, as he noticed everyone run from the entrance of the school. The doors were flung open, and Mrs. Tardid stood there with a now purple face, shaking with rage, Nekoni's top in her left hand. 'Why did she have to give me her washing?' thought Japs, as Tardid's piercing glare fell upon him. Anyone could predict what Japs would do next, and he decided it was the best idea.

Japs ran for his life, as fast as his legs could carry him. He ran past the Teacher's Dorm block, grand and neat, and he realised he shouldn't have.

'GET THE BOY!' Screamed Mrs. Tardid. 'GET THE BOY!'

At once, teachers ran out of their common room. This included Donkey Kong, three Goomba's and a pulsating green blob. Japs did not stop, and he could hear the commotion behind him.

The chase ended up like this: Japs was running like the clappers in front, with an army of teachers behind him, and behind them were the students of DGH, who wanted to see the whole thing. Mrs. Tardid, out-of-breath and will, slowed down outside the staff dorm, and she saw one teacher had not joined in the chase.

'SON GOKU!' She cried. As you would expect, the Saiyan was far too busy eating to join the chase.

'Wuh?' He replied, his mouth full of chocolate cake.

'There is a student running around the grounds, and he deserves to be punished!'

'What can I to do?'

'Well...' Said Mrs. Tardid, through gritted teeth, 'Being the only one of us WHO CAN FLY AT HIGH SPEED...'

'Oh...' Said Goku, and he walked out slowly.

Japs was just about ready to fall to the ground out of exhaustion when he felt the ground being lifted away from him. He looked up to see Goku's face smiling at him. Japs sighed in defeat.

'The end is here.' He said. 'You may as well drop me, I have nothing to live for.'

'Hey! It's you! I thought I remembered you.' Said Goku.

'Uh-huh... seen as you have been in my old studios on two occasions, I see no reason why you shouldn't.' Muttered Japs. Goku landed on top of a block of Science rooms and let Japs go.

'Don't worry.' Said Goku, who Japs never did really like. He claimed to be able to eat more than Japs- and he could- but Japs never did like loosing. 'I'll make up some story to get you out of trouble. What have you done?'

'I don't really know...'

'Hey.' Said Goku, trying to cheer the boy up, 'Are you and Nekoni still an item?'

'An... Item?'

'Yeah, are you two still going out?'

Japs felt the urge to jump off the building they were on increase.

'She-... she isn't my girlfriend. I-...'

Japs looked up at Goku. The urge to kick him up the backside and jump off the building decreased at the sight of what he mistook as an understand face, which was actually the look of confusion.

'I never had the guts to- you know- ask...' He whispered. 'And all the people in Dorm 13 think I'm popular with girls...'

'Why do they think that?' Asked Goku, sitting down.

'Because they're all so brilliant with the opposite sex.' Growled Japs. 'I've always been Japs the Geek, Japs the Nerd, Oh-No-It's-Japs.'

'Well...' Said Goku, standing up and placing his hand on the teen's shoulder. 'I think I should be the one to help you. I am, after all, the Sport's teacher for this school.'

'Ok...' Said Japs reluctantly. Goku smiled and took flight.

'Look's like I'm going to make someone happy.' Sighed Goku, smiling. He was so pleased with himself; he barely noticed Japs' cries to him, as he was still on the building with no way down. 'Yep... I think that'll be my good deed for the day.'