Again Japs had been stirred from his sleep by light hitting his eyes, but of a different sort. The day before he had been gently tugged from sleep by a soft ray of natural light shining on his face, but today it was the heavy glow of the lamp above him like acid had been poured into the back of his eyes.
He woke with a yell, sitting up. He had hardly any recollection of the day before, and he decided to try and stop loosing his memory so much or he would have trouble when the exams came.
Japs' senses shifted from sight to sound as a loud chirping was heard. It was a phone, next to his head on a set of draws that doubled as a bedside table.
'I have a phone?' Asked Japs, and as he leaned over to answer it, he found a piece of paper was stuck to his hand. It read:
Follow the dumb monkey
Japs threw the paper off him. When he looked to find where it landed he noticed it had disappeared. The phone rung on, and through the wall he heard Kirby shout 'SHUT THAT THING UP!'. Japs reached over to the phone, and as he touched it there was a blinding flash of white light. He was no longer in his room.
He could only see white. He was unsure where the ground was, or any sense of direction. He was standing up, only wearing shorts and a shirt. He then heard a voice.
'Are you ready?'
'No.' Japs replied bluntly. 'No I am not! Give me two more hours sleep!'
'You can sleep all you want, Japs GKK, after we train you.'
'For what? I didn't ask for this.'
'Yes you did.'
Suddenly, Japs was on the roof of the science block again.
'I think I should be the one to help you. I am, after all, the Sport's teacher for this school.'
'Ok...'
Then the room went back to it's empty self.
'Goku?' Asked Japs. 'WHERE THE HELL AM I?'
'I am not Goku.'
'Yes... you are.' Replied Japs, a small vein made itself visible on his forehead.
'Oh…yeah… it's me.'
Suddenly Goku appeared in front of him.
'So, ready to train?' The Saiyan asked.
'No!' Hissed Japs.
'Ppfftt. You have no choice!'
And with that, Goku had left him. Suddenly the room changed to a strange looking house.
'Where am I now?'
'You are in the… Gurltrix.'
Japs looked around in confusion. He could see no way out.
'Do you think you know everything there is to know on girls?' Came a new voice. Japs turned round to see a tall male with pail blue complexion, black suit and shades.
'No.' Said Japs. 'Apparently that's why I am he-'
'Girls are weapons, my friend, and you have to avoid them at all cost.'
'What?'
'-But you need them in life.'
'Uh-'
'So are you ready?'
Before Japs had a second to answer, the guy had vanished. Some fast music played, and Goku was back. He was floating upside down in front of Japs. The blue boy's voice echoed back.
'Lesson one: Know Thy Enemy. A girl is a person, and she has needs and wants, as do you. One example of this is the sudden need for romantic gestures. You must deliver the flowers to the image of the female in your heart. But a man must go over many obstacles, like emotional problems and choices. ...Bbuutt we can't represent these, SO GOKU WILL FIRE SOME BLASTS AT YOU!'
Japs whimpered.
-GO-
A blast was instantly fired at the boy. He could feel it scorch against his back as he flung himself backwards over it. Everything was now in slow motion, apart from the music.
A second blast- aimed at his face. He jumped, seeming to stop and spin around as he did so, and flung himself from the blast, over the monkey, and landed slowly and painfully with several crunches from area's Japs did not know about.
'Flowers...' He said, picking up a bunch of roses. He then saw before him a hologram of Nekoni. He stumbled forward and slowly handed over the flowers. The hologram looked at them, then looked at Japs...
'HOW DARE YOU! YOU'RE LATE FOR OUR DATE AND THE ONLY THING YOU CAN BRING ME IS A BUNCH OF WILTED ROSES?'
This was followed by a slap that felt like a bed of needles implanted themselves into the teen's cheek. His right eye watered almost instantly as the partially transparent hand made contact, and the hologram 'humphed' and walked off.
'Your first lesson is learnt: Don't be late for a date.' Said the pail blue instructor, putting his hand upon Japs, who was still in deep, traumatizing shock. 'I am Hard. I have a son in your school called Hardy.'
'I awm iwn a white woom...' Said Japs, looking around himself dizzily.
Japs then witnessed the white flash again, and he saw the lamp above him.
'I SAID SHUT THAT THING OFF!'
Japs looked to where the phone was. Kanaka was sitting there, making a 'Kii!' sound every two seconds - which was Kanaka's alarm mode. He tapped Kanaka on the head, resulting in the robot sinking its fangs into Japs' hand. Japs, who was allready in shorts and shirt, as he was before, slipped on a pair of pants and went into the kitchen. Link and Yoshi were allready sitting there, eating breakfast. Today was their last day of freedom access to the school, and they were planning how to spend it. The ammount of students who had actualy taken the time to learn their way around the dorms were very low indeed.
'Have you guys heard of the Gurltrix?' Asked Japs, pulling up a stool. Yoshi delivered a queer look to the boy.
'Are you feeling OK? I mean, after yesterdays cleaning detention with Mrs. Tardid, you were quiet.' Said Link.
'And we gotta meet Nekoni and her friends down at the forest before lunch.' Said Yoshi, taking a bite of toast.
Japs, who had not been listening much, caught what Yoshi said.
'The date...' He said to himself. Link and Yoshi looked at each other in confusion, and once more, Japs ran out of the dorm without explanation or eating.
Once more had the first year students wandered down from their dorms in mid slumber, picking seats to claim, as Japs ran through and out the Common Room. They wondered actually how long Japs had spent in the room, and then wondered what they were going to get for breakfast.
He woke with a yell, sitting up. He had hardly any recollection of the day before, and he decided to try and stop loosing his memory so much or he would have trouble when the exams came.
Japs' senses shifted from sight to sound as a loud chirping was heard. It was a phone, next to his head on a set of draws that doubled as a bedside table.
'I have a phone?' Asked Japs, and as he leaned over to answer it, he found a piece of paper was stuck to his hand. It read:
Follow the dumb monkey
Japs threw the paper off him. When he looked to find where it landed he noticed it had disappeared. The phone rung on, and through the wall he heard Kirby shout 'SHUT THAT THING UP!'. Japs reached over to the phone, and as he touched it there was a blinding flash of white light. He was no longer in his room.
He could only see white. He was unsure where the ground was, or any sense of direction. He was standing up, only wearing shorts and a shirt. He then heard a voice.
'Are you ready?'
'No.' Japs replied bluntly. 'No I am not! Give me two more hours sleep!'
'You can sleep all you want, Japs GKK, after we train you.'
'For what? I didn't ask for this.'
'Yes you did.'
Suddenly, Japs was on the roof of the science block again.
'I think I should be the one to help you. I am, after all, the Sport's teacher for this school.'
'Ok...'
Then the room went back to it's empty self.
'Goku?' Asked Japs. 'WHERE THE HELL AM I?'
'I am not Goku.'
'Yes... you are.' Replied Japs, a small vein made itself visible on his forehead.
'Oh…yeah… it's me.'
Suddenly Goku appeared in front of him.
'So, ready to train?' The Saiyan asked.
'No!' Hissed Japs.
'Ppfftt. You have no choice!'
And with that, Goku had left him. Suddenly the room changed to a strange looking house.
'Where am I now?'
'You are in the… Gurltrix.'
Japs looked around in confusion. He could see no way out.
'Do you think you know everything there is to know on girls?' Came a new voice. Japs turned round to see a tall male with pail blue complexion, black suit and shades.
'No.' Said Japs. 'Apparently that's why I am he-'
'Girls are weapons, my friend, and you have to avoid them at all cost.'
'What?'
'-But you need them in life.'
'Uh-'
'So are you ready?'
Before Japs had a second to answer, the guy had vanished. Some fast music played, and Goku was back. He was floating upside down in front of Japs. The blue boy's voice echoed back.
'Lesson one: Know Thy Enemy. A girl is a person, and she has needs and wants, as do you. One example of this is the sudden need for romantic gestures. You must deliver the flowers to the image of the female in your heart. But a man must go over many obstacles, like emotional problems and choices. ...Bbuutt we can't represent these, SO GOKU WILL FIRE SOME BLASTS AT YOU!'
Japs whimpered.
-GO-
A blast was instantly fired at the boy. He could feel it scorch against his back as he flung himself backwards over it. Everything was now in slow motion, apart from the music.
A second blast- aimed at his face. He jumped, seeming to stop and spin around as he did so, and flung himself from the blast, over the monkey, and landed slowly and painfully with several crunches from area's Japs did not know about.
'Flowers...' He said, picking up a bunch of roses. He then saw before him a hologram of Nekoni. He stumbled forward and slowly handed over the flowers. The hologram looked at them, then looked at Japs...
'HOW DARE YOU! YOU'RE LATE FOR OUR DATE AND THE ONLY THING YOU CAN BRING ME IS A BUNCH OF WILTED ROSES?'
This was followed by a slap that felt like a bed of needles implanted themselves into the teen's cheek. His right eye watered almost instantly as the partially transparent hand made contact, and the hologram 'humphed' and walked off.
'Your first lesson is learnt: Don't be late for a date.' Said the pail blue instructor, putting his hand upon Japs, who was still in deep, traumatizing shock. 'I am Hard. I have a son in your school called Hardy.'
'I awm iwn a white woom...' Said Japs, looking around himself dizzily.
Japs then witnessed the white flash again, and he saw the lamp above him.
'I SAID SHUT THAT THING OFF!'
Japs looked to where the phone was. Kanaka was sitting there, making a 'Kii!' sound every two seconds - which was Kanaka's alarm mode. He tapped Kanaka on the head, resulting in the robot sinking its fangs into Japs' hand. Japs, who was allready in shorts and shirt, as he was before, slipped on a pair of pants and went into the kitchen. Link and Yoshi were allready sitting there, eating breakfast. Today was their last day of freedom access to the school, and they were planning how to spend it. The ammount of students who had actualy taken the time to learn their way around the dorms were very low indeed.
'Have you guys heard of the Gurltrix?' Asked Japs, pulling up a stool. Yoshi delivered a queer look to the boy.
'Are you feeling OK? I mean, after yesterdays cleaning detention with Mrs. Tardid, you were quiet.' Said Link.
'And we gotta meet Nekoni and her friends down at the forest before lunch.' Said Yoshi, taking a bite of toast.
Japs, who had not been listening much, caught what Yoshi said.
'The date...' He said to himself. Link and Yoshi looked at each other in confusion, and once more, Japs ran out of the dorm without explanation or eating.
Once more had the first year students wandered down from their dorms in mid slumber, picking seats to claim, as Japs ran through and out the Common Room. They wondered actually how long Japs had spent in the room, and then wondered what they were going to get for breakfast.