Kanaka was hunting. His infer-red vision sensed something warm was near him. For all he knew, and that was very little, it was food. His eight legs scurried up an object his memory served him wrong to identify as a chair, and he saw the source of this heat.
'Kanaka!' Shouted Kirby. 'Get off the toilet! Off!'
Kirby dealt Kanaka a sharp tap on the head and it fell off the rim of the toilet to the hard floor, making a hasty exit away from Kirby.
'Eww... Someone didn't flush...'
Japs was getting impatient. Yoshi pulled him back into his dorm. 'I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go!' He repeated, jumping up and down in frustration.
'We will be going soon.' Muttered Yoshi. 'What's with you anyway? First you are talking about "The Gurltrix", now you're hyperactive.'
'I wanna go.'
'I've allready told you,' Said Link, who was busy putting his boots on. 'You had your chance, and Kirby's in there.'
'I wanna go meet the gang!'
'Like "The Gang" would want a social member like you!' Hissed Yoshi. Kanaka, who was beside his master Japs, 'Kii'ed in agreement, thus earning him a sharp kick in the abdomen.
'Ness will be there.' Said Link. 'And Nekoni and her dorm-mates, and a few other students.'
Kirby wandered from the small corridor. 'Ready?' He asked.
'And I-'
'And I-'
'And I-' *
'Kii!'
'Great.' Said Kirby. 'Off we go!'
* See William Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream", Titania's fairies: Moss, Moth, Peasblossom and Cobweb.
As they walked out of their dorm, happy and joyful as anyone would guess, a shadow lurked in a corner un-noticed. 'Hey! Yoo!'
Japs turned round in fear. Kirby and Link instantly walked in front of him to protect him. The tales of the common room do no good as secrets.
'McDan!' Said Yoshi, who had made no attempt to show he was brave, for he was not, and had pulled Japs in front of him rather than behind. True enough were his words, and McDan stepped forward, followed by two figures. One was bigger than him one smaller.
'Well, well, well.' Said Link. 'Dandruff McDan, Tank and Shorty. How long have you guys been in that year now?'
'We dinnie care wot we be doon in this school!' Shouted McDan. The larger one, Tank, stepped forward.
'Tank smash. Tank bash.'
The smaller one, Shorty, rubbed his limp palms together. 'Yeah, yeah, smash! Bash! Yeah, yeah!'
'Why err yoo sticking up fer that wee barren?' Asked McDan, stepping forward to the company. Link whispered to Yoshi and Kirby, who heard perfectly, and he decided Japs must have heard to, which he hadn't.
'Get ready...' Link said quietly. Japs looked at him on confusion.
'NOW!'
Japs was on his own, his friends advancing to the stairway. He remained still for a while, and then noticed he was actualy alone, and decided the best way to approach this was calmly and reasonably.
Japs was never one to do the right thing, and he was soon legging it down the corridor as fast as he could.
Down in the Common Room, things were pretty normal. A boy, who looked very much like Hard, Japs' personal 'Gurltrix' trainer, was about to open the door to go outside when a Hylian, a DreamLandian, a Dinosaur and a robotic spider burst out it before he could. Hardy, which was his name, was flung into a wall where the shape of his body was dug into the bricks. He fell down and rubbed his head with his pail blue hand.
If that wasn't enough, he soon found his face was as much use as a Welcome Rug as Japs Gento Kanto Kahn's foot was soon moulded into it. And following that, he found his back was no better than a carpet as Tank and McDan pounded across it, flattening the boy's ribcage slightly. And then Shorty came, jumping on his head a few times before running after his friends in his sugar-rush way.
'TO THE FOREST!' Link called. 'TO THE FOREST!'
Unfortunately for them, the Forest was out-of-bounds for pupils. And even more unfortunately, they had just belted past the Teacher's Dorm. Mrs. Tardid's face screwed up in her coffee as she heard Link's loud voice as he ran past, and she turned round in her armchair to see who called it.
Even more unfortunately was the fact Japs, who was lagging behind, jogged past as she looked out. Her blood boiled, and she slammed her fist on the table.
'THIS HAS GOT TO STOP!' She screeched.
'I AM SO SURPRISED THAT A GUY WITH A SWORD RAN FROM THREE IDIOTS!' Shouted Kirby as they ran towards the forest. Link glared at him.
'I'm surprised for someone so unhealthy and unhygienic as Japs at the ammount of running he has done.' Said Yoshi. Everyone, even Kanaka, screeched to a stop.
'Where...' Began Kirby. He then noticed something was flying towards them. Japs had tripped, and he was rolling down a solid hill past the entrance to the school's mini-town. He landed on his back in front of them all.
'You... suck...' Croaked Japs.
'Come on! They're coming!' Said Link, as he noticed Tank running down the hill towards them. 'INTO THE FOREST, INTO THE FOREST!'
Kirby mocked Link in a high voice making sounds that resembled his words. Link then found it within his right to pull out a super sized paper fan and whap him over the head with, which he did. Now two were on the floor, and Tank was approaching rapidly. Link hoisted Japs' legs, Yoshi did Kirby's, and the two were dragged into the forest.
Yoshi ran forward. He could smell the fresh smell of home, and with that smell he could practically taste the cloying relish of fresh, celestial...
'FRUIT!' Yoshi bawled while pointing at some shrubs he had come upon. Link crouched, plucked a ripe berry and tasted it.
'Mmm! Not bad!'
The aroma of the fruit refreshed Japs and Kirby, and they both looked hungrily at it. 'Well...' Said Kirby, 'If life gives you lemons... or in this case wild berries...'
He and Japs dived for the fruit, but Link's hand swayed forth and hindered them on the spot. He hissed for quiet and placed a hand over his pointy ears. Everyone now stopped, even the restless ejects of Kanaka's oily spittle. There were voices on the other side of the bush.
Japs' first thoughts were of Nekoni, and so he slowly raised his head from his seated body over the barrier. He saw a Goomba, a great pulsating green blob and a strange human who looked like a fox. These were three of the teachers from Dark Galaxy High. Mr. Goomba taught Dark Materials, Globule Verdant taught Mass Movement Over Space And Time (MMOSAT: teleportation), and Fox McCloud taught Universal travel. They were stood outside a wooden shack that had a window. Above this read 'Ammo and Game'.
'The scum!' Whispered Link, who watched with Japs. 'This forest had very good reason to be out-of-bounds for pupils!'
Japs looked again, and noticed each of them was holding a gun-like weapon. He recognised this instantly, and in a gasp he said. 'FireBall!'
FireBall was a sport much like paintball, only using projectiles of flaming rubber. It was not a death sport, for no one was seriously injured in their fireproof overalls, but it was for over eighteens only.
Link smiled wickedly. Something came into his mind. 'Why don't we play a game?' He asked. 'The teacher's will not recognise us in the suits.'
'Kanaka!' Shouted Kirby. 'Get off the toilet! Off!'
Kirby dealt Kanaka a sharp tap on the head and it fell off the rim of the toilet to the hard floor, making a hasty exit away from Kirby.
'Eww... Someone didn't flush...'
Japs was getting impatient. Yoshi pulled him back into his dorm. 'I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go!' He repeated, jumping up and down in frustration.
'We will be going soon.' Muttered Yoshi. 'What's with you anyway? First you are talking about "The Gurltrix", now you're hyperactive.'
'I wanna go.'
'I've allready told you,' Said Link, who was busy putting his boots on. 'You had your chance, and Kirby's in there.'
'I wanna go meet the gang!'
'Like "The Gang" would want a social member like you!' Hissed Yoshi. Kanaka, who was beside his master Japs, 'Kii'ed in agreement, thus earning him a sharp kick in the abdomen.
'Ness will be there.' Said Link. 'And Nekoni and her dorm-mates, and a few other students.'
Kirby wandered from the small corridor. 'Ready?' He asked.
'And I-'
'And I-'
'And I-' *
'Kii!'
'Great.' Said Kirby. 'Off we go!'
* See William Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream", Titania's fairies: Moss, Moth, Peasblossom and Cobweb.
As they walked out of their dorm, happy and joyful as anyone would guess, a shadow lurked in a corner un-noticed. 'Hey! Yoo!'
Japs turned round in fear. Kirby and Link instantly walked in front of him to protect him. The tales of the common room do no good as secrets.
'McDan!' Said Yoshi, who had made no attempt to show he was brave, for he was not, and had pulled Japs in front of him rather than behind. True enough were his words, and McDan stepped forward, followed by two figures. One was bigger than him one smaller.
'Well, well, well.' Said Link. 'Dandruff McDan, Tank and Shorty. How long have you guys been in that year now?'
'We dinnie care wot we be doon in this school!' Shouted McDan. The larger one, Tank, stepped forward.
'Tank smash. Tank bash.'
The smaller one, Shorty, rubbed his limp palms together. 'Yeah, yeah, smash! Bash! Yeah, yeah!'
'Why err yoo sticking up fer that wee barren?' Asked McDan, stepping forward to the company. Link whispered to Yoshi and Kirby, who heard perfectly, and he decided Japs must have heard to, which he hadn't.
'Get ready...' Link said quietly. Japs looked at him on confusion.
'NOW!'
Japs was on his own, his friends advancing to the stairway. He remained still for a while, and then noticed he was actualy alone, and decided the best way to approach this was calmly and reasonably.
Japs was never one to do the right thing, and he was soon legging it down the corridor as fast as he could.
Down in the Common Room, things were pretty normal. A boy, who looked very much like Hard, Japs' personal 'Gurltrix' trainer, was about to open the door to go outside when a Hylian, a DreamLandian, a Dinosaur and a robotic spider burst out it before he could. Hardy, which was his name, was flung into a wall where the shape of his body was dug into the bricks. He fell down and rubbed his head with his pail blue hand.
If that wasn't enough, he soon found his face was as much use as a Welcome Rug as Japs Gento Kanto Kahn's foot was soon moulded into it. And following that, he found his back was no better than a carpet as Tank and McDan pounded across it, flattening the boy's ribcage slightly. And then Shorty came, jumping on his head a few times before running after his friends in his sugar-rush way.
'TO THE FOREST!' Link called. 'TO THE FOREST!'
Unfortunately for them, the Forest was out-of-bounds for pupils. And even more unfortunately, they had just belted past the Teacher's Dorm. Mrs. Tardid's face screwed up in her coffee as she heard Link's loud voice as he ran past, and she turned round in her armchair to see who called it.
Even more unfortunately was the fact Japs, who was lagging behind, jogged past as she looked out. Her blood boiled, and she slammed her fist on the table.
'THIS HAS GOT TO STOP!' She screeched.
'I AM SO SURPRISED THAT A GUY WITH A SWORD RAN FROM THREE IDIOTS!' Shouted Kirby as they ran towards the forest. Link glared at him.
'I'm surprised for someone so unhealthy and unhygienic as Japs at the ammount of running he has done.' Said Yoshi. Everyone, even Kanaka, screeched to a stop.
'Where...' Began Kirby. He then noticed something was flying towards them. Japs had tripped, and he was rolling down a solid hill past the entrance to the school's mini-town. He landed on his back in front of them all.
'You... suck...' Croaked Japs.
'Come on! They're coming!' Said Link, as he noticed Tank running down the hill towards them. 'INTO THE FOREST, INTO THE FOREST!'
Kirby mocked Link in a high voice making sounds that resembled his words. Link then found it within his right to pull out a super sized paper fan and whap him over the head with, which he did. Now two were on the floor, and Tank was approaching rapidly. Link hoisted Japs' legs, Yoshi did Kirby's, and the two were dragged into the forest.
Yoshi ran forward. He could smell the fresh smell of home, and with that smell he could practically taste the cloying relish of fresh, celestial...
'FRUIT!' Yoshi bawled while pointing at some shrubs he had come upon. Link crouched, plucked a ripe berry and tasted it.
'Mmm! Not bad!'
The aroma of the fruit refreshed Japs and Kirby, and they both looked hungrily at it. 'Well...' Said Kirby, 'If life gives you lemons... or in this case wild berries...'
He and Japs dived for the fruit, but Link's hand swayed forth and hindered them on the spot. He hissed for quiet and placed a hand over his pointy ears. Everyone now stopped, even the restless ejects of Kanaka's oily spittle. There were voices on the other side of the bush.
Japs' first thoughts were of Nekoni, and so he slowly raised his head from his seated body over the barrier. He saw a Goomba, a great pulsating green blob and a strange human who looked like a fox. These were three of the teachers from Dark Galaxy High. Mr. Goomba taught Dark Materials, Globule Verdant taught Mass Movement Over Space And Time (MMOSAT: teleportation), and Fox McCloud taught Universal travel. They were stood outside a wooden shack that had a window. Above this read 'Ammo and Game'.
'The scum!' Whispered Link, who watched with Japs. 'This forest had very good reason to be out-of-bounds for pupils!'
Japs looked again, and noticed each of them was holding a gun-like weapon. He recognised this instantly, and in a gasp he said. 'FireBall!'
FireBall was a sport much like paintball, only using projectiles of flaming rubber. It was not a death sport, for no one was seriously injured in their fireproof overalls, but it was for over eighteens only.
Link smiled wickedly. Something came into his mind. 'Why don't we play a game?' He asked. 'The teacher's will not recognise us in the suits.'