'Yeah... teachers won't recognise us...'
'Well, for one... I could be a Jigglypuff...'
'KII!'
The three, Yoshi, Kirby and Kanaka, had not fit well into suits. Yoshi's obvious dino-shape and Kirby's pure roundness spoiled the plan. Japs looked at Kanaka.
'I suppose you can ride in my suit.'
Kanaka made his spittle sound and scurried to Japs.
'But on the shoulders, mind!' The robot didn't listen and nestled inside the suit on Japs' head. The teen sighed and picked up his weapon. 'I suppose that's it then... we're ready...'
Yoshi fumbled around his behind, earning queer looks for Japs and Link, whose eyes were the only thing that could be seen from their suits. Japs still had his glasses on. Yoshi was actualy pulling his tail up, and eventually he got it so he looked almost human, though he had a huge lump in his neck where his nose flattened. Kirby just muttered and slipped out of his suit.
'I'll go without, then.' He snarled sarcastically. Everyone agreed to this and split up to find their teachers.
'Uh... guys...'
After a hard walk through the forest Japs found himself backed against a tree as he noticed Fox was nearby. He was singing to himself, and would fire occasionally and randomly. In one incident, Japs found that the tree he stood behind was almost set alight as a flaming rubber bullet swished past his face.
'Stay quiet...' he thought. ' Stay quiet... No sudden movements... Nice and-'
Japs suddenly ran from the tree screaming and yelling like a Native American. Thus, it turned out, he was imitating, as he believed to get close to his enemy would prove him brave. He was soon sent back due to several of Foxes hot bullets just missing him.
Fox hummed in thought. 'You coming out then, or should I make you?' He growled.
'Make me.' Japs whimpered back, soon slapping himself in his mind for what he just said. With a loud smash, the tree he stood at was no longer there, but snapped to the left. Fox was taking aim at Japs when time suddenly stood still.
'Japs... use the force...' came a mental voice.
'Wrong number.' Japs thought. 'You need Luke Skywa-'
'Shh! You don't want this story to be sued by Lucas, do you? It's me, Hard! Now is a time to use The Gurltrix!'
'But it isn't towards a girl.'
'Yeah, but the stunts resemble a lesser-quality movie I know. Try it!'
Time started again.
Meanwhile...
On the outside of the forest an injured Hardy stumbled forward to a group of pupils. This was made up of Nekoni, her friend Kumba, Samus and a short boy with spiked hair ironically called Spike.
'Hey Hardy!' Spike said to the pail blue Changeling. 'Glad you could make it!'
'Looks like those idiots of Dorm 13 didn't...' Growled Nekoni.
'I... saw... them...' Said Hardy as he fell to a heap on the ground. His complexion turned from blue, normal, to green, resting.
'Where are they?' Asked Samus.
'Chased... by Tank... Shorty... McDan... into forest, for all I know...'
'Lets go!' Shouted Spike, and the group ran into the forest. The changeling slithered after them.
'I really hate this game.' Kirby thought. 'What is worse than playing naked to naked flames?'
This was soon answered. Being burned naked to naked flames. Globule Verdant, who also had to play without a suit, was on Kirby in a second, and the creature from Dreamland let out an almighty yell, running into the forest.
Link was kicking ass! He had sent Mr. Goomba flying into the shrubs with no return, and he was enjoying it. Taking a rest, he sat and played with some dirt, when heard from behind the bushes rustle. Swiftly the Hylian stood up, aiming his weapon to the movement, and he fired when whatever-it-was came out.
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!'
'Oh. Hi Ness.'
'IT BURNS! IT BURNS!'
The psychic cooled himself off with a healing shield and sat down, slightly singed.
'What are you doing here?' Link asked, wiping some ash from the boy's eyebrows.
'Here to find Japs... message from head teacher... pretty bad...'
Link read the note:
JAPS GENTO KANTO KAHN: DETENTION - CLEANING THE FOREST AT MIDNIGHT - REASON: HEADING INTO THE FOREST
Link shuffled uncomfortably and darted his head to the left.
'They'll be coming for him.' He said. 'We have to find Japs!'
'We have to find Japs!' Hissed Nekoni. The gang was running deeper into the forest, unaware of the FireBall games. 'When I get my hands on him I'll-'
'SMASH HIS WEE BRAINS IN!' Shouted McDan, who too was advancing into the forest. 'I'LL KILL THAT WEE SCRAP HEAD! I'LL TEAR HIS BBBBRAINS OOT AND USE 'EM AS A TENNIS BALL!'
---
'Japs... use the force...' came a mental voice.
'Wrong number.' Japs thought. 'You need Luke Skywa-'
'Shh! You don't want this story to be sued by Lucas, do you? It's me, hard! Now is a time to use The Gurltrix!'
'But it isn't towards a girl.'
'Yeah, but the stunts resemble a lesser-quality movie I know. Try it!'
Time started again, only in slow motion. Japs turned to his enemy, his eyes now flaming as the reflection of an approaching FireBall shone in his goggles. He pulled out his weapon and fired. The two balls met in the nick of time, mid-air, and were sent hurtling towards who had fired it. Japs leaned backwards as the hot ball flung over him, and his fingers twitched at the trigger of the launcher. Three were sent to Fox. One hit his head, and it was thrown back in the force. Then his groin was hit, and in reaction the Pilot leaned forward. The final one skimmed under his chin to his stomach, and the tyrant was flung into the forest. Time regained its normal status, and Japs smiled in glory. It was unknown to him that Kanaka then jumped off his head, taking the mask with him, and scurried in the direction of his home, his nice new accessory dragging behind.
'THERE HE IS!'
'There he is!'
'There! I FOUND HIM!'
Japs found himself surrounded. To his left, McDan and his cronies. To the right, Nekoni and her band. Behind him Link and Ness wandered out. In front of him, Fox McCloud, unmasked and unhappy, pulled himself out of the bushes in rage. Japs suddenly felt his time had come, when something odd happened.
A flaming pink ball came running through, making a hideous din, and ran towards everyone but Japs. Ness, again, caught fire, as did Nekoni, Kumba, Hardy (who had really had enough for one day), Spike (who tried to save his 'beautiful hair' and made it public he was doing so), Samus, McDan, Shorty and Tank. All of them created a horrid noise of screams, yells, and rather disgusting things directed to Japs. Link pulled out a fire extinguisher (think anime) and carelessly fired in the middle of the flames. Japs stood, alone in the chaos, and he felt a furry hand grab his collar and drag him.
'S-sir!' Japs pleaded to Fox. 'I meant for none of this to happen! I was just looking for my girlfriend- uh... friend who happens to be a girl... and...'
'Quiet.' Shouted Fox. 'I know exactly what to do with you.'
'Well, for one... I could be a Jigglypuff...'
'KII!'
The three, Yoshi, Kirby and Kanaka, had not fit well into suits. Yoshi's obvious dino-shape and Kirby's pure roundness spoiled the plan. Japs looked at Kanaka.
'I suppose you can ride in my suit.'
Kanaka made his spittle sound and scurried to Japs.
'But on the shoulders, mind!' The robot didn't listen and nestled inside the suit on Japs' head. The teen sighed and picked up his weapon. 'I suppose that's it then... we're ready...'
Yoshi fumbled around his behind, earning queer looks for Japs and Link, whose eyes were the only thing that could be seen from their suits. Japs still had his glasses on. Yoshi was actualy pulling his tail up, and eventually he got it so he looked almost human, though he had a huge lump in his neck where his nose flattened. Kirby just muttered and slipped out of his suit.
'I'll go without, then.' He snarled sarcastically. Everyone agreed to this and split up to find their teachers.
'Uh... guys...'
After a hard walk through the forest Japs found himself backed against a tree as he noticed Fox was nearby. He was singing to himself, and would fire occasionally and randomly. In one incident, Japs found that the tree he stood behind was almost set alight as a flaming rubber bullet swished past his face.
'Stay quiet...' he thought. ' Stay quiet... No sudden movements... Nice and-'
Japs suddenly ran from the tree screaming and yelling like a Native American. Thus, it turned out, he was imitating, as he believed to get close to his enemy would prove him brave. He was soon sent back due to several of Foxes hot bullets just missing him.
Fox hummed in thought. 'You coming out then, or should I make you?' He growled.
'Make me.' Japs whimpered back, soon slapping himself in his mind for what he just said. With a loud smash, the tree he stood at was no longer there, but snapped to the left. Fox was taking aim at Japs when time suddenly stood still.
'Japs... use the force...' came a mental voice.
'Wrong number.' Japs thought. 'You need Luke Skywa-'
'Shh! You don't want this story to be sued by Lucas, do you? It's me, Hard! Now is a time to use The Gurltrix!'
'But it isn't towards a girl.'
'Yeah, but the stunts resemble a lesser-quality movie I know. Try it!'
Time started again.
Meanwhile...
On the outside of the forest an injured Hardy stumbled forward to a group of pupils. This was made up of Nekoni, her friend Kumba, Samus and a short boy with spiked hair ironically called Spike.
'Hey Hardy!' Spike said to the pail blue Changeling. 'Glad you could make it!'
'Looks like those idiots of Dorm 13 didn't...' Growled Nekoni.
'I... saw... them...' Said Hardy as he fell to a heap on the ground. His complexion turned from blue, normal, to green, resting.
'Where are they?' Asked Samus.
'Chased... by Tank... Shorty... McDan... into forest, for all I know...'
'Lets go!' Shouted Spike, and the group ran into the forest. The changeling slithered after them.
'I really hate this game.' Kirby thought. 'What is worse than playing naked to naked flames?'
This was soon answered. Being burned naked to naked flames. Globule Verdant, who also had to play without a suit, was on Kirby in a second, and the creature from Dreamland let out an almighty yell, running into the forest.
Link was kicking ass! He had sent Mr. Goomba flying into the shrubs with no return, and he was enjoying it. Taking a rest, he sat and played with some dirt, when heard from behind the bushes rustle. Swiftly the Hylian stood up, aiming his weapon to the movement, and he fired when whatever-it-was came out.
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!'
'Oh. Hi Ness.'
'IT BURNS! IT BURNS!'
The psychic cooled himself off with a healing shield and sat down, slightly singed.
'What are you doing here?' Link asked, wiping some ash from the boy's eyebrows.
'Here to find Japs... message from head teacher... pretty bad...'
Link read the note:
JAPS GENTO KANTO KAHN: DETENTION - CLEANING THE FOREST AT MIDNIGHT - REASON: HEADING INTO THE FOREST
Link shuffled uncomfortably and darted his head to the left.
'They'll be coming for him.' He said. 'We have to find Japs!'
'We have to find Japs!' Hissed Nekoni. The gang was running deeper into the forest, unaware of the FireBall games. 'When I get my hands on him I'll-'
'SMASH HIS WEE BRAINS IN!' Shouted McDan, who too was advancing into the forest. 'I'LL KILL THAT WEE SCRAP HEAD! I'LL TEAR HIS BBBBRAINS OOT AND USE 'EM AS A TENNIS BALL!'
---
'Japs... use the force...' came a mental voice.
'Wrong number.' Japs thought. 'You need Luke Skywa-'
'Shh! You don't want this story to be sued by Lucas, do you? It's me, hard! Now is a time to use The Gurltrix!'
'But it isn't towards a girl.'
'Yeah, but the stunts resemble a lesser-quality movie I know. Try it!'
Time started again, only in slow motion. Japs turned to his enemy, his eyes now flaming as the reflection of an approaching FireBall shone in his goggles. He pulled out his weapon and fired. The two balls met in the nick of time, mid-air, and were sent hurtling towards who had fired it. Japs leaned backwards as the hot ball flung over him, and his fingers twitched at the trigger of the launcher. Three were sent to Fox. One hit his head, and it was thrown back in the force. Then his groin was hit, and in reaction the Pilot leaned forward. The final one skimmed under his chin to his stomach, and the tyrant was flung into the forest. Time regained its normal status, and Japs smiled in glory. It was unknown to him that Kanaka then jumped off his head, taking the mask with him, and scurried in the direction of his home, his nice new accessory dragging behind.
'THERE HE IS!'
'There he is!'
'There! I FOUND HIM!'
Japs found himself surrounded. To his left, McDan and his cronies. To the right, Nekoni and her band. Behind him Link and Ness wandered out. In front of him, Fox McCloud, unmasked and unhappy, pulled himself out of the bushes in rage. Japs suddenly felt his time had come, when something odd happened.
A flaming pink ball came running through, making a hideous din, and ran towards everyone but Japs. Ness, again, caught fire, as did Nekoni, Kumba, Hardy (who had really had enough for one day), Spike (who tried to save his 'beautiful hair' and made it public he was doing so), Samus, McDan, Shorty and Tank. All of them created a horrid noise of screams, yells, and rather disgusting things directed to Japs. Link pulled out a fire extinguisher (think anime) and carelessly fired in the middle of the flames. Japs stood, alone in the chaos, and he felt a furry hand grab his collar and drag him.
'S-sir!' Japs pleaded to Fox. 'I meant for none of this to happen! I was just looking for my girlfriend- uh... friend who happens to be a girl... and...'
'Quiet.' Shouted Fox. 'I know exactly what to do with you.'