It was so that Japs, the lonely school boy
Was dragged from the forest making quite a noise
And he was taken to the Teachers lounge
But when he got there, none could guess what he found...
'I'm sorry, forgive me!' Cried the teenager
'Let me go now, I've been here for ages!'
But Fox did him glare with fire in his eyes
'Not now, my friend, I have a surprise.'
And Japs waited for longer, and longer still
At the end of it all he was feeling quite ill
But at last a small Koopa, who had a green shell
Came in to release Japs from that nice-smelling hell
'Mrs. Tardid excepts.' Said turtle to Fox
'But the equipment be stored under key and locks!'
'That is fine.' said Fox. 'Now let me be
For I have someone who will be playing for me.'
'Playing for me?' Japs did repeat
Kicking the air with his dangling feet
'Whatever do you mean by that, I wonder
I have a feeling it will be worse than thunder.'
'Fear not, my lad.' Said the friendly Lylat
Kicking out the Koopa, and then he sat
'For in the forest you showed great brawl
In the fun little game of FireBall
We used that area to practice, you see
For this year will be the start of the league
And we must make a team of fighters
To go against some FireBall Snipers.'
'And you chose me to be on this team
To enter the whole sport of FireBall League?
But sir, I really must protest here
For I have suddenly grown a great fear
That for some reason, be it or no
My techniques must be of my own
And sadly they aren't, if this be the fix
For I was trained in the art of Gurltrix.'
'So was I, you fool, Hard and Goku too
Many people are, for Gurltrix are rules
To earn you a spouse, to earn you a mate
And you have had but one lesson, "Do not be late"
So in that turn, to me you have shown
Indeed that your methods are your own.
The team is sorted now. Some you'll know, I think
The likes of Ness the Psychic, Kirby and Link'
Japs was exited, and truly was happy
But then he realised he was in for a slappy
For many people he knew, and he was no liar
Had for reasons unknown caught on fire
And so he did run into the room of first years
But they knew what happened, and they knew his fears
So one idiot from the shadow of slys
Shouted out loudly "HE'S RIGHT THERE, GUYS!"
And out came some students, including McDan
And all of them looked as if they were well done
Their eyebrows were singed, their clothes were black
There faces were sooty and their forgiveness lacked
Many in the room were ready for what they saw
For another famous chase scene sent Japs into his dorm
Nekoni cried: 'Japs! You need not hide, you see
That we are the students from Dorm Fourteen!'
This was true, for you see, in strange luck and all
Nekoni and Kumba were right over the hall
They lived with a Third Year of the Goron sort
And this gave Japs a horrible thought
'If they live opposite us, then surely it's true
The girl close to my heart is close to me too!'
But whether good or bad Japs did not decided
As Link and Kirby entered, and so he ran to hide.
Later that day, though still in a mess
Japs appeared from his room, not looking his best
He saw Yoshi there, Kirby too
Link, he discovered, had gone to his room
Japs expected a scene when he was noticed
Lots of shouting, worse than a blitz
But they looked not angry, in face they looked glum
'Brace yourself, Japs. Our timetables have come.'
Japs picked up a letter, an envelope green
'To J. G. K. Kahn, Dormitory Thirteen.'
He opened it slowly, and took out the contents;
A letter, a card, and his weekly allowance
Of which was a mere 25 Gold piece
Hardly enough to pay for what he normally eats
But the card before him had deadly information
Of the time of his lesson and where it was stationed
On Monday he had Physics with Prof. Mewtwo
Followed by Lylatian Speech with Falco
Goku's sports lessons, after lunch they lay
And then there was biology with friendly DK
On Tuesday was Maths with a Goomba teaching
Teleportation with a green blob pulsating
Magic and Manna with some guy called Sheik
And then more Maths, the day looked quite bleak
On Wednesday Japs had to put up with Chemistry
With Mewtwo again, and then more biology
And then Prof. Oak taught Pokéology
And then came a fun lesson, 'Weaponology'
Thursdays were the same as Tuesdays, thank goodness
But a lesson of Pokéology sent the day double maths-less
And Fridays, it seemed, the same as Monday
But biology missing for it was a half-day
'Not too bad.' Said Japs. 'It could have been worse.'
'Like beat-up lessons with McDan?' Kirby yelled on
'Link must be happy.' Said Yoshi. 'Which is not seldom
But we know for a fact that Sheik is in fact Zelda.'
'Ah, love in the air!' Said Kirby, all mushy
'When your heart beats fast, and your eyes go like puppies.'
Japs gave a choke, sticking his finger in his mouth
'Well what,' Growled Kirby, 'are you going on about?
My friend, it's true, you talk while your sleep
And I know the someone who makes your heart leap!'
Japs dragged Kirby away. 'Please! Tell nobody!'
'I might.' Said Kirby. 'But what's in it for me?'
Was dragged from the forest making quite a noise
And he was taken to the Teachers lounge
But when he got there, none could guess what he found...
'I'm sorry, forgive me!' Cried the teenager
'Let me go now, I've been here for ages!'
But Fox did him glare with fire in his eyes
'Not now, my friend, I have a surprise.'
And Japs waited for longer, and longer still
At the end of it all he was feeling quite ill
But at last a small Koopa, who had a green shell
Came in to release Japs from that nice-smelling hell
'Mrs. Tardid excepts.' Said turtle to Fox
'But the equipment be stored under key and locks!'
'That is fine.' said Fox. 'Now let me be
For I have someone who will be playing for me.'
'Playing for me?' Japs did repeat
Kicking the air with his dangling feet
'Whatever do you mean by that, I wonder
I have a feeling it will be worse than thunder.'
'Fear not, my lad.' Said the friendly Lylat
Kicking out the Koopa, and then he sat
'For in the forest you showed great brawl
In the fun little game of FireBall
We used that area to practice, you see
For this year will be the start of the league
And we must make a team of fighters
To go against some FireBall Snipers.'
'And you chose me to be on this team
To enter the whole sport of FireBall League?
But sir, I really must protest here
For I have suddenly grown a great fear
That for some reason, be it or no
My techniques must be of my own
And sadly they aren't, if this be the fix
For I was trained in the art of Gurltrix.'
'So was I, you fool, Hard and Goku too
Many people are, for Gurltrix are rules
To earn you a spouse, to earn you a mate
And you have had but one lesson, "Do not be late"
So in that turn, to me you have shown
Indeed that your methods are your own.
The team is sorted now. Some you'll know, I think
The likes of Ness the Psychic, Kirby and Link'
Japs was exited, and truly was happy
But then he realised he was in for a slappy
For many people he knew, and he was no liar
Had for reasons unknown caught on fire
And so he did run into the room of first years
But they knew what happened, and they knew his fears
So one idiot from the shadow of slys
Shouted out loudly "HE'S RIGHT THERE, GUYS!"
And out came some students, including McDan
And all of them looked as if they were well done
Their eyebrows were singed, their clothes were black
There faces were sooty and their forgiveness lacked
Many in the room were ready for what they saw
For another famous chase scene sent Japs into his dorm
Nekoni cried: 'Japs! You need not hide, you see
That we are the students from Dorm Fourteen!'
This was true, for you see, in strange luck and all
Nekoni and Kumba were right over the hall
They lived with a Third Year of the Goron sort
And this gave Japs a horrible thought
'If they live opposite us, then surely it's true
The girl close to my heart is close to me too!'
But whether good or bad Japs did not decided
As Link and Kirby entered, and so he ran to hide.
Later that day, though still in a mess
Japs appeared from his room, not looking his best
He saw Yoshi there, Kirby too
Link, he discovered, had gone to his room
Japs expected a scene when he was noticed
Lots of shouting, worse than a blitz
But they looked not angry, in face they looked glum
'Brace yourself, Japs. Our timetables have come.'
Japs picked up a letter, an envelope green
'To J. G. K. Kahn, Dormitory Thirteen.'
He opened it slowly, and took out the contents;
A letter, a card, and his weekly allowance
Of which was a mere 25 Gold piece
Hardly enough to pay for what he normally eats
But the card before him had deadly information
Of the time of his lesson and where it was stationed
On Monday he had Physics with Prof. Mewtwo
Followed by Lylatian Speech with Falco
Goku's sports lessons, after lunch they lay
And then there was biology with friendly DK
On Tuesday was Maths with a Goomba teaching
Teleportation with a green blob pulsating
Magic and Manna with some guy called Sheik
And then more Maths, the day looked quite bleak
On Wednesday Japs had to put up with Chemistry
With Mewtwo again, and then more biology
And then Prof. Oak taught Pokéology
And then came a fun lesson, 'Weaponology'
Thursdays were the same as Tuesdays, thank goodness
But a lesson of Pokéology sent the day double maths-less
And Fridays, it seemed, the same as Monday
But biology missing for it was a half-day
'Not too bad.' Said Japs. 'It could have been worse.'
'Like beat-up lessons with McDan?' Kirby yelled on
'Link must be happy.' Said Yoshi. 'Which is not seldom
But we know for a fact that Sheik is in fact Zelda.'
'Ah, love in the air!' Said Kirby, all mushy
'When your heart beats fast, and your eyes go like puppies.'
Japs gave a choke, sticking his finger in his mouth
'Well what,' Growled Kirby, 'are you going on about?
My friend, it's true, you talk while your sleep
And I know the someone who makes your heart leap!'
Japs dragged Kirby away. 'Please! Tell nobody!'
'I might.' Said Kirby. 'But what's in it for me?'