'SLASH! SLASH!'
'I AM SLASHING! THIS IS HARDER THAN YOU THINK!'
Japs and Link were in the hall. It was getting dark, but they found it was unused so Link decided to let Japs train. The Master Sword was heavy in Japs' hands, and it was cold. Japs liked to admire it, but now he had to use it. It was like he had a new, shiny toy and didn't want to dirty it. He had always told Link his dreams of being a hero like him.
'Okay, now stab and block!'
Japs stabbed the air and then swung his arm round to block a fake attack. He had tried to use the Hylian Shield, but had suffered greatly in the fact he had fallen over into the shield and left a huge gash in the wooden floor. While Japs was trying to make a sword-swing attack a door creaked slowly open.
'Well, well, Hylian. Didn't think you'd make it this year.'
Link did not move. He knew who it was. Japs stopped and put down the master sword. A new person had entered the hall.
'Roy.' Said Link, looking at the floor in anger. 'So where is the other?'
'Marth? Never you mind, misfit.'
'Never I mind? My friend...' Link jumped from his seat. 'I do mind. You two took away the one thing I trained for, and I will get it back. My sword, Japs.'
Japs didn't say anything, but picked up the sword and handed it over.
'I challenge you, Roy. Here and now. FIGHT ME.'
Marth was at the other side of the room. He sneered as Link looked as if he was trapped. Japs stood back. He had no idea what was going on.
'Fight you? You're a misfit! Why would we fight you?'
'I WILL FIGHT ONLY ROY!' Cried Link.
'Get REAL! A two-on-one match! Why not?' Shouted Roy
'What about him?' Asked Marth, looking at Japs. 'I just saw you training him.'
'He is not one to fight you.' Said Link. Roy approached Japs, and upon this pushed him to the ground.
'You're right, for once.' He laughed. 'He's far too weak to fight.'
'I will fight Roy.' Said Link again. 'Or you, Marth. But not the both of you together.'
Japs slid backwards on his behind, powered by his feet. He could not let this happen, not to his friend. The two cloaked boys drew their swords in unity. 'Fight us.' They said, closing in on Link. 'Fight us now. You have no choice.'
He could not let them hurt one of the only friends he had.
He spotted the Sport Machine and Apparatus Storage Hut, the S.M.A.S.H. Link had told him something about it.
'There are many, many things in there. Baseball bats, Pokéballs, Fire Flowers, the lot!'
Japs clenched his fists. He needed power, and speed to get from the hall, over to the SMASH and back. He knew what he had to do.
'GURLTRIX!'
Time almost stopped, and Japs ran to the hut. He did not open the doors, just ran through them. His dedication made him do it, and he could not stop. No longer caring, he swooped some items into his arms and darted back.
'ROY!'
Japs threw the items down onto the ground in the centre of the Hall. All was normal, and Roy turned round. Japs was on the other side to Marth and Roy. The two boys laughed.
'I declare...' Began Japs. 'A... SMASH TOURNAMENT!'
'A smash tournament?' Queried Marth. 'Are you out of your mind?'
'He always was.' Link sighed.
'I am surprised you haven't heard of it.' Said Japs slyly. He was making it up as he was going along, but he was doing it quite well. 'A Smash Tournament is where you fight someone, and you can use these weapons, and the object is to get the enemy out of the ring.'
Marth and Roy did not want to seem without knowing of something to do with a melee.
'Oh, yeah...' Muttered Roy.
'How could I forget?' Grumbled Marth.
'Link.' Said Japs. 'Here!'
Link quickly strided over and grabbed Japs' collar.
'What are you doing?' He whispered.
'Play along.'
'What? This is MAD! We are going to fight them with weapons--'
'Well?' Shouted Marth. 'Are you ready?'
'Y-Yeah!' Yelled Link, turning to Japs with gritted teeth. 'If we don't make it out of this alive, you are DEAD!'
'Clever.' Mocked Japs.
Now the two teams glared at each other. They positioned themselves to make a run for the items. Marth and Roy had their fists clenched on their swords, as did Link. Japs had his eye set on the pile of weapons before them. 'Three.' He said. 'Two... One... GO!'
As he said go, they all darted at each other. Link had crouched to avoid an attack from Roy and spun round to block Marth. Japs was the first to get a weapon. It was a thin cylinder of metal.
Roy and Link were totally engaged in battle. Swords were clashing and skimming. Marth turned to Japs, who was primitively scratching his head and examining the object he picked up, a plainly open target. Marth ran to him, his sword flung over his head as he jumped for a downward slice on the boy. Japs did nothing, his arms flung over his head in defence and his eyes closed. He expected not to see daylight again. But he eventually opened them again. Link and Roy were still brawling beside him, and Marth was no longer before him. In fact he was propped up against the wall behind Link and Roy, dazed with a lump on his head. Japs looked once more at the object he had, and found a red beam was flowing out of it.
'A Beam Sword!'
Japs poised himself for attack. He saw Link was only just defending himself. Roy was charging, and so Japs ran too. The two clashed, Japs attempting to ram Roy from his warpath. Roy had countered with a blow from his sword, and Japs was sent flying across the room. Roy was walking up to Japs to finish him, when Link dived onto him. The rules where to get someone out of the ring, and Marth was out. Now Link and Roy were merely on the edge of the court lines on in the hall. The two fought brutally, obviously with an old wound opened.
Japs picked up a new item from the pile. He had no idea what it was, but it looked to him like a red a white baseball. 'Simple enough.' He thought, picking up a baseball bat from the pile. He flung the ball into the air and whacked it with all his force and might. It landed softly and pathetically to the ground in front of Link and Roy. Link found himself fall out of the ring because of it, and Roy's sides split into laughter with tears. He fell to the ground, banging his fist onto the floor and the laughter pierced Japs' soul. But just as he was about to give up...
'Huh?'
Roy stopped laughing. The 'Baseball' was shaking on it's own accord. A sweat drop ran down his forehead. Something bad was about to happen.
With a huge flash the ball split at the joint of the two colors. A huge shadow grew from it, twice the size of Roy. It was fearful, tremendous, awful and spine chilling. It's huge paws stretched in a yawn and the beady eyes fell to Roy.
'Snorlax...'
'What the hell is that?' Cried Marth. Link's jaw dropped.
'That... is a Pokemon...' He said.
'The yellow thing with red cheeks and spiked tail?' Marth asked, looking to Link in confusion. The huge Snorlax then toppled over onto Roy.
'Obviously not.' Said Link. 'Roy can no longer battle, can he Japs?'
Japs made his way to the Snorlax, which had a snot bubble growing and shrinking from its face. 'Don't think so.'
'WE WON!' Shouted Link, jumping to the air. Japs' confused face grew to a weak smile, then to laughter.
'I am so keeping this thing!' Said Japs, picking up the Pokéball. With a red beam of light, the huge monster vanished back into the orb. All that was left was a Roy-shaped hole in the ground.
'YOU WAIT, HYLIAN! WE'LL GET YOU YET!' Shouted Marth as he dragged the flattened body of his friend out of the hole and stormed out of the hall. Link looked at Japs.
'What did you call this game again?' He asked.
'I dunno... Super... Smash Tournament... something like that...'
'Super Smash Tournament.' Link repeated. 'Well, my friend, looks like you made a new sport. Help me put back these items before we get caught.'
'Do we have to put ALL of them back?' Japs asked, looking at his new ball.
'Well... It'll cost you 100 Gold for the Pokeball and Pokemon...'
'I can afford that!' Japs said. 'And I really, really like this dude! I'll pay Goku tomorrow!'
And as the two walked out with their arms full of Super Smash Tournament weapons, Japs turned to Link with a huge smile on his face and asked 'Can I borrow 100 Gold?'
'I AM SLASHING! THIS IS HARDER THAN YOU THINK!'
Japs and Link were in the hall. It was getting dark, but they found it was unused so Link decided to let Japs train. The Master Sword was heavy in Japs' hands, and it was cold. Japs liked to admire it, but now he had to use it. It was like he had a new, shiny toy and didn't want to dirty it. He had always told Link his dreams of being a hero like him.
'Okay, now stab and block!'
Japs stabbed the air and then swung his arm round to block a fake attack. He had tried to use the Hylian Shield, but had suffered greatly in the fact he had fallen over into the shield and left a huge gash in the wooden floor. While Japs was trying to make a sword-swing attack a door creaked slowly open.
'Well, well, Hylian. Didn't think you'd make it this year.'
Link did not move. He knew who it was. Japs stopped and put down the master sword. A new person had entered the hall.
'Roy.' Said Link, looking at the floor in anger. 'So where is the other?'
'Marth? Never you mind, misfit.'
'Never I mind? My friend...' Link jumped from his seat. 'I do mind. You two took away the one thing I trained for, and I will get it back. My sword, Japs.'
Japs didn't say anything, but picked up the sword and handed it over.
'I challenge you, Roy. Here and now. FIGHT ME.'
Marth was at the other side of the room. He sneered as Link looked as if he was trapped. Japs stood back. He had no idea what was going on.
'Fight you? You're a misfit! Why would we fight you?'
'I WILL FIGHT ONLY ROY!' Cried Link.
'Get REAL! A two-on-one match! Why not?' Shouted Roy
'What about him?' Asked Marth, looking at Japs. 'I just saw you training him.'
'He is not one to fight you.' Said Link. Roy approached Japs, and upon this pushed him to the ground.
'You're right, for once.' He laughed. 'He's far too weak to fight.'
'I will fight Roy.' Said Link again. 'Or you, Marth. But not the both of you together.'
Japs slid backwards on his behind, powered by his feet. He could not let this happen, not to his friend. The two cloaked boys drew their swords in unity. 'Fight us.' They said, closing in on Link. 'Fight us now. You have no choice.'
He could not let them hurt one of the only friends he had.
He spotted the Sport Machine and Apparatus Storage Hut, the S.M.A.S.H. Link had told him something about it.
'There are many, many things in there. Baseball bats, Pokéballs, Fire Flowers, the lot!'
Japs clenched his fists. He needed power, and speed to get from the hall, over to the SMASH and back. He knew what he had to do.
'GURLTRIX!'
Time almost stopped, and Japs ran to the hut. He did not open the doors, just ran through them. His dedication made him do it, and he could not stop. No longer caring, he swooped some items into his arms and darted back.
'ROY!'
Japs threw the items down onto the ground in the centre of the Hall. All was normal, and Roy turned round. Japs was on the other side to Marth and Roy. The two boys laughed.
'I declare...' Began Japs. 'A... SMASH TOURNAMENT!'
'A smash tournament?' Queried Marth. 'Are you out of your mind?'
'He always was.' Link sighed.
'I am surprised you haven't heard of it.' Said Japs slyly. He was making it up as he was going along, but he was doing it quite well. 'A Smash Tournament is where you fight someone, and you can use these weapons, and the object is to get the enemy out of the ring.'
Marth and Roy did not want to seem without knowing of something to do with a melee.
'Oh, yeah...' Muttered Roy.
'How could I forget?' Grumbled Marth.
'Link.' Said Japs. 'Here!'
Link quickly strided over and grabbed Japs' collar.
'What are you doing?' He whispered.
'Play along.'
'What? This is MAD! We are going to fight them with weapons--'
'Well?' Shouted Marth. 'Are you ready?'
'Y-Yeah!' Yelled Link, turning to Japs with gritted teeth. 'If we don't make it out of this alive, you are DEAD!'
'Clever.' Mocked Japs.
Now the two teams glared at each other. They positioned themselves to make a run for the items. Marth and Roy had their fists clenched on their swords, as did Link. Japs had his eye set on the pile of weapons before them. 'Three.' He said. 'Two... One... GO!'
As he said go, they all darted at each other. Link had crouched to avoid an attack from Roy and spun round to block Marth. Japs was the first to get a weapon. It was a thin cylinder of metal.
Roy and Link were totally engaged in battle. Swords were clashing and skimming. Marth turned to Japs, who was primitively scratching his head and examining the object he picked up, a plainly open target. Marth ran to him, his sword flung over his head as he jumped for a downward slice on the boy. Japs did nothing, his arms flung over his head in defence and his eyes closed. He expected not to see daylight again. But he eventually opened them again. Link and Roy were still brawling beside him, and Marth was no longer before him. In fact he was propped up against the wall behind Link and Roy, dazed with a lump on his head. Japs looked once more at the object he had, and found a red beam was flowing out of it.
'A Beam Sword!'
Japs poised himself for attack. He saw Link was only just defending himself. Roy was charging, and so Japs ran too. The two clashed, Japs attempting to ram Roy from his warpath. Roy had countered with a blow from his sword, and Japs was sent flying across the room. Roy was walking up to Japs to finish him, when Link dived onto him. The rules where to get someone out of the ring, and Marth was out. Now Link and Roy were merely on the edge of the court lines on in the hall. The two fought brutally, obviously with an old wound opened.
Japs picked up a new item from the pile. He had no idea what it was, but it looked to him like a red a white baseball. 'Simple enough.' He thought, picking up a baseball bat from the pile. He flung the ball into the air and whacked it with all his force and might. It landed softly and pathetically to the ground in front of Link and Roy. Link found himself fall out of the ring because of it, and Roy's sides split into laughter with tears. He fell to the ground, banging his fist onto the floor and the laughter pierced Japs' soul. But just as he was about to give up...
'Huh?'
Roy stopped laughing. The 'Baseball' was shaking on it's own accord. A sweat drop ran down his forehead. Something bad was about to happen.
With a huge flash the ball split at the joint of the two colors. A huge shadow grew from it, twice the size of Roy. It was fearful, tremendous, awful and spine chilling. It's huge paws stretched in a yawn and the beady eyes fell to Roy.
'Snorlax...'
'What the hell is that?' Cried Marth. Link's jaw dropped.
'That... is a Pokemon...' He said.
'The yellow thing with red cheeks and spiked tail?' Marth asked, looking to Link in confusion. The huge Snorlax then toppled over onto Roy.
'Obviously not.' Said Link. 'Roy can no longer battle, can he Japs?'
Japs made his way to the Snorlax, which had a snot bubble growing and shrinking from its face. 'Don't think so.'
'WE WON!' Shouted Link, jumping to the air. Japs' confused face grew to a weak smile, then to laughter.
'I am so keeping this thing!' Said Japs, picking up the Pokéball. With a red beam of light, the huge monster vanished back into the orb. All that was left was a Roy-shaped hole in the ground.
'YOU WAIT, HYLIAN! WE'LL GET YOU YET!' Shouted Marth as he dragged the flattened body of his friend out of the hole and stormed out of the hall. Link looked at Japs.
'What did you call this game again?' He asked.
'I dunno... Super... Smash Tournament... something like that...'
'Super Smash Tournament.' Link repeated. 'Well, my friend, looks like you made a new sport. Help me put back these items before we get caught.'
'Do we have to put ALL of them back?' Japs asked, looking at his new ball.
'Well... It'll cost you 100 Gold for the Pokeball and Pokemon...'
'I can afford that!' Japs said. 'And I really, really like this dude! I'll pay Goku tomorrow!'
And as the two walked out with their arms full of Super Smash Tournament weapons, Japs turned to Link with a huge smile on his face and asked 'Can I borrow 100 Gold?'