Kirby drank his Orange Juice. He had a good five minuets before his next lesson, and decided a break was in order from Mewtwo's horribly long lecture. Japs was beside him, on the same bench, curled up and sleeping. Ness was also with them, but he was playing with his yo-yo behind them. The sun was bright and it was indeed a warm summer-like day.
'This could not be any more perfect.' The pink ball sighed, throwing the empty carton into the bin. He had Lylatian next, which couldn't be that bad. He allready knew the basics. Just then, Link and some Third years past them. He saw the three relaxing and halted in his tracks.
'How did you guys get out so early?' He asked.
'Japs trashed the lesson by releasing the Snorlax on top of Mewtwo.' Kirby replied, looking at the snoozing lump beside him.
'WHAT?' Link cried, dropping his textbooks. 'He did THAT to Mewtwo?'
'Why, is there a problem?'
'Mewtwo is full of anger, trapped inside of him. That's why when he gets angry, he gets angry!'
'Nuh-huh. And why would we care?'
Kirby's question was soon answered when Mewtwo himself appeared between him and Link. He glared his purple eyes at the ball, who jumped off his bench and backed away. Ness was now still, his yo-yo unrolled and laying on the floor. But he was still for another reason.
'Your Psychic too?' He asked. Mewtwo looked at him. 'I can hear your thoughts. My name is Ness; I was in your "class". I never knew Pokémon could be Psychic!'
'We can.' Said the creature, raising himself on his toes. 'Now if you don't mind... Mr. Kirby, and I trust THIS is Mr. Gento Kanto Kahn. You two were late to my lesson.'
Link began to tiptoe away behind Mewtwo.
'NOT so fast.' Boomed Mewtwo, and Link froze. 'I have seen you training Mr. Kahn...' He then dealt a sharp tap to Japs, who was still asleep. He woke up and fell off the bench in shock. '...And I intend to make the punishment my own. Kirby, Japs, Link, if you would please follow me.'
And with that Mewtwo levitated slightly from the ground and floated towards the hall. Japs had no idea what was going on, and behind them, Ness followed. But he was not the only one...
Mewtwo levitated higher in the hall. He then made the three float before him. He addressed Link first, asking 'Why are you training him?'
'He wanted me to.' Link gasped, feeling the pressure of Mewtwo. 'I... I don't know his reasons.'
'Hmm... You two, Kirby and Japs. You must be punished.'
But then Mewtwo pointed his arm to a wall and clenched his fist. Through the doors, following his movement came Ness. He had been caught, but he was again not the only one. After Ness, and to everyone but Mewtwo's surprise, followed Nekoni and Kumba.
'What?' Ness asked in confusion. 'You followed me?'
'We followed Japs.' Said Nekoni. She looked up at him to see he was smiling at her. She growled a little. 'Only because we wanted to see him punished.'
'We, we, we!' Cried Kumba, trying to reach the ground. 'I didn't have anything to DO with this!'
'Get REAL! You were following Kirby!'
'Was not!'
'Was too!'
'OH SHUT UP!' Shouted Mewtwo. I can see what needs to be done. Japs, that thing you made up yesterday, what was it?'
'What? Oh... Super Smash Tournament?'
'Yes... I was quite impressed with that. I think I shall meddle with the rules a bit.'
'Meddle with the rules?' Link asked. 'Why, is there a game going on?'
'Hmm... I think the items will drop during the match, and we'll have a first-come, first-served basis.'
'Brilliant!' Said Japs, who was more than happy to talk about his own game. 'Can we make it so the winner gets a big shiny trophy with his name on?'
'No, no. But you're thinking. I like that.'
'Excuse me.' Asked Kirby, who was getting a bit tired of the nauseous feeling of being suspended in mid air. 'But what exactly is going on?'
'I think there's a Tournament!' Said Japs happily. 'I can't wait! My game will be famous!'
'I am surprised.' Mewtwo mocked. 'You can't wait to do your punishment?'
'W-What?'
'Hhmm... I think... Yes, yes... Weapons and items will appear randomly on the battlegrounds. Hhmm... Lets make it look more interesting...'
Suddenly they were no longer in the hall. They were now on a floating chunk of ground in the night's sky. Japs, Kirby, Nekoni and Kumba found themselves on floating robotic platforms. Japs had dropped down on his platform and clung onto it for his life- he did not like heights.
'Boys verses girls.' Mewtwo said, floating some distance from the island. 'Last person in the ring has won for their team.'
'What's going on?' Kumba asked, turning to her friend.
'I think we get to spar these two dufuses.'
'Hey!' Kirby shouted. 'I dunno about him, but I am not a dufus!'
'Yeah!' Japs shouted. 'He is very intelligent!'
'SILENCE!' Boomed Mewtwo. 'Let the match begin!'
The platforms dropped the teams on the floating island. With them dropped a Beamsword. Nekoni had grabbed it first, but Kirby sent his famous triple kick attack to her head, and she rolled from it. Japs and Kumba had then come into combat together, for Kumba had latched herself onto Japs' legs and started to gnaw at them. Japs fell down in pain, and on top of him landed a pink ball. Nekoni now had the Beamsword. It extended to its full length, and Nekoni smirked from behind it. 'GIRLY GIRLY!'
'Aww man...' Japs croaked, standing up. 'I forgot all about the Girly Girly.'
'You mean where the girls try to show how much boys would look good in girls... clothes... rags... stuff?' Kirby asked.
'Yup.'
'And Nekoni just called it?'
'Yup.'
'We're boned.'
'Yup.'
Nekoni and Kumba regrouped. Both girls backed up to attack, and both boys back up to defend. The girls charged, yelling and screaming.
'GET HIM!' Shouted Kirby. 'I'M ALLREADY PINK!'
They agreed, and both girls turned to run at Japs.
'Oh boy.' Japs sighed. 'This is the end.'
But then something triggered in the back of his mind. The Gurltrix! Nekoni and Kumba were almost upon him now, and so Japs jumped. He did not nearly cover enough distance, and in a desperate state attempted to jump again while in the air. Surprisingly this worked, and he covered twice his normal height. He landed behind the girls, and Kirby walked up to him.
Nekoni and Kumba looked at each other and smiled. 'FU- SION- HA!' They both cried together, dancing exactly the same but mirrored. The two met, their fingers together, and there was a flash. There was no longer two figures, but one. Kirby and Japs' both looked upon this new, dramatic change of figure in disbelief, but of the wrong kind. Both then burst out into laughter.
'What are YOU meant to be?' Kirby chortled.
'I am Nichani.' She said, sternly. The voice was a mix of Nekoni's and Kumba's. Japs laughed louder, falling down to the ground.
'Nichani! Sounds like some kind of tranquilliser!'
Kirby laughed louder too, and putting on a high voice, he said: 'Oh! I am Nichani! Bababa! Look at me run at Kirby with my Beamsword poised in the ai-AAAHHH!'
Kirby ran for it, Nichani following him while slashing brutally. 'Come over here and say that, dodge ball!'
Meanwhile, Mewtwo, Ness and Link sat on a floating couch while watching the whole fight.
'Pretty good, no?' The monster asked.
'Great sound quality! And the image is brilliant!' Ness claimed, bouncing with excitement. 'Is this thing Surround Sound?'
'Not just that,' Said Mewtwo, 'But it's multi-angle!' With this he toggled a leaver on the arm of the couch and it orbited the island in a complete circle.
'Amazing!' Said Link, his mouth full. 'Could you pass me the Butter Popcorn please?'
'Japs!' Kirby cried as the two ran from the hybrid female. 'I know a way we could beat this... thing!'
'How?' The teen asked, securing his precious cap. Both stopped and faced their enemy.
'This may feel a little weird...' Said Kirby. '...But it will be fine...'
And Kirby sucked Japs into his mouth.
'WHAT ARE YOU DOING!' Cried Japs, muffled from inside Kirby. Nichani was now the one who was laughing now.
'Digesting his own teammate! I am sure to win!'
With a yelp from Kirby, Japs was back, sitting on the floor with his glasses wonky on his face. 'Where did I just come from?'
He looked at Kirby, who had now sported an exact pair of glasses and a "DG" cap much like Japs'.
'WHAT ARE YOU DOING?' Japs cried.
'I have mimicked your power. Now your special move, I can use.'
'I have a special move?'
'We all do. I have my hammer-'
Japs remembered when the same hammer hit him.
'Ness has PK Thunder-'
Japs, again, remembered being hit by that.
'And Yoshi can eat people and turn them into eggs.'
'Ew!' Said Japs. He had never been subject to that one, yet. Nichani raised her Beamsword.
'Come on.' She said, flexing her fingers to her palm from an outstretched arm. 'Bring it on.'
'With pleasure.' Said Kirby, and the two jumped at their enemy. Japs threw a punch, but it was blocked, followed by a kick to the stomach. Kirby then swung his hammer, dealing a hit to the girl's arm. Kirby then stood still.
'What is your special move, Japs Gento Kanto Kahn?'
'WHAT? Keep fighting!'
Japs ran to Nichani, but was sent back to where he started by a blow to the face.
'I... I GOT IT!'
Kirby then jumped up above Nichani and flung his arms out wide. From above, black clouds circled him.
'GKK THUNDER!' He cried, and a huge thunder blast was sent to Nichani. She screamed, dropping the Beamsword, which Japs grabbed.
'GKK Thunder?' Japs asked. 'I've never done that in my life.'
'JAPS! FINISH HER!' Kirby cried, throwing off the cap and glasses. He later said they made him look like a geek.
Japs walked up to Nichani, who was still lying on the ground. He was cautious in case she rolled up and attacked him, but she did not. He crouched down, looking at her face. She resembled Nekoni partly. Her voice half belonged to Nekoni, her eyes, her hair, everything about her.
'I cannot defeat something so beautiful as Nekoni.' Said Japs, throwing the Beamsword off the island. 'Kirby, I can't do it!'
'It's half Kumba!' Kirby shouted. 'I'm sure she's done something bad to you!'
'No...' Said Japs. 'I love her. I cannot do it.'
Japs was unaware of the floating couch.
'Ooh! Drama!' Said Mewtwo, leaning forward.
'I never knew that.' Sighed Link. 'Japs is my best friend, and he told Kirby over me...'
Nichani opened her left eye. She did not stand up, she wanted to wait until someone drew close enough and then attack them. What she didn't know was that Japs was to her left.
'I cannot defeat something so beautiful as Nekoni. Kirby, I can't do it!'
'It's half Kumba! I'm sure she's done something bad to you!'
'No. I love her. I cannot do it.'
Nichani stood up, Japs looking round to her. He was still crouched, but as he tried to stand up, scared of how much Nichani had learnt, she dealt him a kick to the face. Japs was flung back, now he was lying down. Kirby yelled his name, throwing himself at the female. But he missed the tackle and stumbled to the edge. He was on tiptoes, trying so hard to stay on.
But he did not stay.
A new item dropped down. It was a paper ball. Japs stood up, slowly and weakly, to reach it. He stumbled, falling, and Nichani got there first. It bounced once towards Japs, then cracked and opened. Inside were a Hammer and a Maximum Tomato. Nichani quickly grabbed the Tomato, and it healed her. Japs struggled, but grabbed the Hammer...
'AAII!'
Japs found himself doing a kind of run, his legs' flapping like there was no tomorrow and the hammer swinging in front of him and behind.
'I could win!' He thought. 'I ACTUALY HAVE A CHANCE TO--'
The end of the hammer had fallen off. Japs was now left to swing a stick. His eyes shrunk in fear as Nichani picked up the fallen end.
But as she threw it, she hesitated. She looked at Japs, this time seeing him as alone and beat, but still trying his hardest. But then she shook her head and threw the hammer end. Japs was sent plummeting off the island...
'This could not be any more perfect.' The pink ball sighed, throwing the empty carton into the bin. He had Lylatian next, which couldn't be that bad. He allready knew the basics. Just then, Link and some Third years past them. He saw the three relaxing and halted in his tracks.
'How did you guys get out so early?' He asked.
'Japs trashed the lesson by releasing the Snorlax on top of Mewtwo.' Kirby replied, looking at the snoozing lump beside him.
'WHAT?' Link cried, dropping his textbooks. 'He did THAT to Mewtwo?'
'Why, is there a problem?'
'Mewtwo is full of anger, trapped inside of him. That's why when he gets angry, he gets angry!'
'Nuh-huh. And why would we care?'
Kirby's question was soon answered when Mewtwo himself appeared between him and Link. He glared his purple eyes at the ball, who jumped off his bench and backed away. Ness was now still, his yo-yo unrolled and laying on the floor. But he was still for another reason.
'Your Psychic too?' He asked. Mewtwo looked at him. 'I can hear your thoughts. My name is Ness; I was in your "class". I never knew Pokémon could be Psychic!'
'We can.' Said the creature, raising himself on his toes. 'Now if you don't mind... Mr. Kirby, and I trust THIS is Mr. Gento Kanto Kahn. You two were late to my lesson.'
Link began to tiptoe away behind Mewtwo.
'NOT so fast.' Boomed Mewtwo, and Link froze. 'I have seen you training Mr. Kahn...' He then dealt a sharp tap to Japs, who was still asleep. He woke up and fell off the bench in shock. '...And I intend to make the punishment my own. Kirby, Japs, Link, if you would please follow me.'
And with that Mewtwo levitated slightly from the ground and floated towards the hall. Japs had no idea what was going on, and behind them, Ness followed. But he was not the only one...
Mewtwo levitated higher in the hall. He then made the three float before him. He addressed Link first, asking 'Why are you training him?'
'He wanted me to.' Link gasped, feeling the pressure of Mewtwo. 'I... I don't know his reasons.'
'Hmm... You two, Kirby and Japs. You must be punished.'
But then Mewtwo pointed his arm to a wall and clenched his fist. Through the doors, following his movement came Ness. He had been caught, but he was again not the only one. After Ness, and to everyone but Mewtwo's surprise, followed Nekoni and Kumba.
'What?' Ness asked in confusion. 'You followed me?'
'We followed Japs.' Said Nekoni. She looked up at him to see he was smiling at her. She growled a little. 'Only because we wanted to see him punished.'
'We, we, we!' Cried Kumba, trying to reach the ground. 'I didn't have anything to DO with this!'
'Get REAL! You were following Kirby!'
'Was not!'
'Was too!'
'OH SHUT UP!' Shouted Mewtwo. I can see what needs to be done. Japs, that thing you made up yesterday, what was it?'
'What? Oh... Super Smash Tournament?'
'Yes... I was quite impressed with that. I think I shall meddle with the rules a bit.'
'Meddle with the rules?' Link asked. 'Why, is there a game going on?'
'Hmm... I think the items will drop during the match, and we'll have a first-come, first-served basis.'
'Brilliant!' Said Japs, who was more than happy to talk about his own game. 'Can we make it so the winner gets a big shiny trophy with his name on?'
'No, no. But you're thinking. I like that.'
'Excuse me.' Asked Kirby, who was getting a bit tired of the nauseous feeling of being suspended in mid air. 'But what exactly is going on?'
'I think there's a Tournament!' Said Japs happily. 'I can't wait! My game will be famous!'
'I am surprised.' Mewtwo mocked. 'You can't wait to do your punishment?'
'W-What?'
'Hhmm... I think... Yes, yes... Weapons and items will appear randomly on the battlegrounds. Hhmm... Lets make it look more interesting...'
Suddenly they were no longer in the hall. They were now on a floating chunk of ground in the night's sky. Japs, Kirby, Nekoni and Kumba found themselves on floating robotic platforms. Japs had dropped down on his platform and clung onto it for his life- he did not like heights.
'Boys verses girls.' Mewtwo said, floating some distance from the island. 'Last person in the ring has won for their team.'
'What's going on?' Kumba asked, turning to her friend.
'I think we get to spar these two dufuses.'
'Hey!' Kirby shouted. 'I dunno about him, but I am not a dufus!'
'Yeah!' Japs shouted. 'He is very intelligent!'
'SILENCE!' Boomed Mewtwo. 'Let the match begin!'
The platforms dropped the teams on the floating island. With them dropped a Beamsword. Nekoni had grabbed it first, but Kirby sent his famous triple kick attack to her head, and she rolled from it. Japs and Kumba had then come into combat together, for Kumba had latched herself onto Japs' legs and started to gnaw at them. Japs fell down in pain, and on top of him landed a pink ball. Nekoni now had the Beamsword. It extended to its full length, and Nekoni smirked from behind it. 'GIRLY GIRLY!'
'Aww man...' Japs croaked, standing up. 'I forgot all about the Girly Girly.'
'You mean where the girls try to show how much boys would look good in girls... clothes... rags... stuff?' Kirby asked.
'Yup.'
'And Nekoni just called it?'
'Yup.'
'We're boned.'
'Yup.'
Nekoni and Kumba regrouped. Both girls backed up to attack, and both boys back up to defend. The girls charged, yelling and screaming.
'GET HIM!' Shouted Kirby. 'I'M ALLREADY PINK!'
They agreed, and both girls turned to run at Japs.
'Oh boy.' Japs sighed. 'This is the end.'
But then something triggered in the back of his mind. The Gurltrix! Nekoni and Kumba were almost upon him now, and so Japs jumped. He did not nearly cover enough distance, and in a desperate state attempted to jump again while in the air. Surprisingly this worked, and he covered twice his normal height. He landed behind the girls, and Kirby walked up to him.
Nekoni and Kumba looked at each other and smiled. 'FU- SION- HA!' They both cried together, dancing exactly the same but mirrored. The two met, their fingers together, and there was a flash. There was no longer two figures, but one. Kirby and Japs' both looked upon this new, dramatic change of figure in disbelief, but of the wrong kind. Both then burst out into laughter.
'What are YOU meant to be?' Kirby chortled.
'I am Nichani.' She said, sternly. The voice was a mix of Nekoni's and Kumba's. Japs laughed louder, falling down to the ground.
'Nichani! Sounds like some kind of tranquilliser!'
Kirby laughed louder too, and putting on a high voice, he said: 'Oh! I am Nichani! Bababa! Look at me run at Kirby with my Beamsword poised in the ai-AAAHHH!'
Kirby ran for it, Nichani following him while slashing brutally. 'Come over here and say that, dodge ball!'
Meanwhile, Mewtwo, Ness and Link sat on a floating couch while watching the whole fight.
'Pretty good, no?' The monster asked.
'Great sound quality! And the image is brilliant!' Ness claimed, bouncing with excitement. 'Is this thing Surround Sound?'
'Not just that,' Said Mewtwo, 'But it's multi-angle!' With this he toggled a leaver on the arm of the couch and it orbited the island in a complete circle.
'Amazing!' Said Link, his mouth full. 'Could you pass me the Butter Popcorn please?'
'Japs!' Kirby cried as the two ran from the hybrid female. 'I know a way we could beat this... thing!'
'How?' The teen asked, securing his precious cap. Both stopped and faced their enemy.
'This may feel a little weird...' Said Kirby. '...But it will be fine...'
And Kirby sucked Japs into his mouth.
'WHAT ARE YOU DOING!' Cried Japs, muffled from inside Kirby. Nichani was now the one who was laughing now.
'Digesting his own teammate! I am sure to win!'
With a yelp from Kirby, Japs was back, sitting on the floor with his glasses wonky on his face. 'Where did I just come from?'
He looked at Kirby, who had now sported an exact pair of glasses and a "DG" cap much like Japs'.
'WHAT ARE YOU DOING?' Japs cried.
'I have mimicked your power. Now your special move, I can use.'
'I have a special move?'
'We all do. I have my hammer-'
Japs remembered when the same hammer hit him.
'Ness has PK Thunder-'
Japs, again, remembered being hit by that.
'And Yoshi can eat people and turn them into eggs.'
'Ew!' Said Japs. He had never been subject to that one, yet. Nichani raised her Beamsword.
'Come on.' She said, flexing her fingers to her palm from an outstretched arm. 'Bring it on.'
'With pleasure.' Said Kirby, and the two jumped at their enemy. Japs threw a punch, but it was blocked, followed by a kick to the stomach. Kirby then swung his hammer, dealing a hit to the girl's arm. Kirby then stood still.
'What is your special move, Japs Gento Kanto Kahn?'
'WHAT? Keep fighting!'
Japs ran to Nichani, but was sent back to where he started by a blow to the face.
'I... I GOT IT!'
Kirby then jumped up above Nichani and flung his arms out wide. From above, black clouds circled him.
'GKK THUNDER!' He cried, and a huge thunder blast was sent to Nichani. She screamed, dropping the Beamsword, which Japs grabbed.
'GKK Thunder?' Japs asked. 'I've never done that in my life.'
'JAPS! FINISH HER!' Kirby cried, throwing off the cap and glasses. He later said they made him look like a geek.
Japs walked up to Nichani, who was still lying on the ground. He was cautious in case she rolled up and attacked him, but she did not. He crouched down, looking at her face. She resembled Nekoni partly. Her voice half belonged to Nekoni, her eyes, her hair, everything about her.
'I cannot defeat something so beautiful as Nekoni.' Said Japs, throwing the Beamsword off the island. 'Kirby, I can't do it!'
'It's half Kumba!' Kirby shouted. 'I'm sure she's done something bad to you!'
'No...' Said Japs. 'I love her. I cannot do it.'
Japs was unaware of the floating couch.
'Ooh! Drama!' Said Mewtwo, leaning forward.
'I never knew that.' Sighed Link. 'Japs is my best friend, and he told Kirby over me...'
Nichani opened her left eye. She did not stand up, she wanted to wait until someone drew close enough and then attack them. What she didn't know was that Japs was to her left.
'I cannot defeat something so beautiful as Nekoni. Kirby, I can't do it!'
'It's half Kumba! I'm sure she's done something bad to you!'
'No. I love her. I cannot do it.'
Nichani stood up, Japs looking round to her. He was still crouched, but as he tried to stand up, scared of how much Nichani had learnt, she dealt him a kick to the face. Japs was flung back, now he was lying down. Kirby yelled his name, throwing himself at the female. But he missed the tackle and stumbled to the edge. He was on tiptoes, trying so hard to stay on.
But he did not stay.
A new item dropped down. It was a paper ball. Japs stood up, slowly and weakly, to reach it. He stumbled, falling, and Nichani got there first. It bounced once towards Japs, then cracked and opened. Inside were a Hammer and a Maximum Tomato. Nichani quickly grabbed the Tomato, and it healed her. Japs struggled, but grabbed the Hammer...
'AAII!'
Japs found himself doing a kind of run, his legs' flapping like there was no tomorrow and the hammer swinging in front of him and behind.
'I could win!' He thought. 'I ACTUALY HAVE A CHANCE TO--'
The end of the hammer had fallen off. Japs was now left to swing a stick. His eyes shrunk in fear as Nichani picked up the fallen end.
But as she threw it, she hesitated. She looked at Japs, this time seeing him as alone and beat, but still trying his hardest. But then she shook her head and threw the hammer end. Japs was sent plummeting off the island...