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System: Light Galaxy
Time: 20:34 hours
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"Have you got a reading yet?"
"No. Something's wrong."
"Gnash! Send down a scout. Check on the Kanaka."
"Yes sir."
"That unit better not be destroyed, otherwise there will be hell to pay..."
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Japs was slowly remembering. Some memories he did not enjoy, like where he would be kicked in the head if he bent down at his old school. Some he liked, though. One he really liked was were he first met Nekoni. It was back in kindergarten, where the two were only young and did not know what from what. The two had played together with a ball, and then Nekoni had to go home. Before she did, though, she kissed little Japs on the cheek, and waved frantically goodbye.
Japs sighed. He was still in his hospital bed, but Mewtwo told him there was every chance he could go back to lessons soon. There was a reason he was still in bed, and that was because sometimes he would find himself screaming at memories returning, for they seemed to be happening in real time. At the moment, Japs was fine, and no memories were coming back to him. This meant information was. Link was sitting with him, like he did for an hour every day.
'What was the sigh for?' Link asked. Japs turned to him.
'I just realy like Nekoni.' He said. 'I wish she felt the same way.'
'I would argue...' Said Link, 'But I've not exactly been unlucky with girls...'
Japs looked at his new arm. 'I wish I wasn't. I guess I could never really pull now. I'm just about ready to say "I'll be back" and dipped into molten lava.'
Kirby and Yoshi sat alone in the Dorm. They had nothing to do, and so they pulled out the biggest bag of Ready Salted Chips and sat dipping them into cold baked beans while watching their low-quality dorm TV.
There was a knock on the door. After a minute of arguing, Yoshi was eventually forced to answer it. Kumba, Nekoni and Samus were outside.
'Wha?' Asked Yoshi lazily, perfectly timing the scratching of his dino- hind.
'Is there any news on Japs?' Nekoni blurted out first.
'He could be released today!' Kirby shouted. 'He should be in longer, the nut-case.'
'Jeez, you live like slobs...' Kumba hissed, looking disgusted at the dorm.
'Well, we got lonely!' Yoshi barked back. He was about to shut the door when Kumba invited herself in.
'Yep. Definitely needs a woman's touch in here.'
'What's that smell?' Asked Samus. All eyes turned to Kirby, who departed to his room quickly.
'What are you doing?' Whined Yoshi, as the company of girls welcomed themselves. 'Why are you all here?'
'I think we better clean this place up before Tardid takes a mental.' Said Nekoni. Spotting something, she picked up a pencil and lifted it up. 'Whose... ick... underwear is this?'
'Japs.' Said Yoshi. 'We figured he'd want things where he left them.'
'HE'S BEEN GONE FOR A MONTH AND YOU LEFT HIS UNDERWEAR ROTTING ON THE FLOOR?'
'Not rotting. I'd say more moulding.'
'You guys disgust me.' Said Samus, kicking away a rock-solid pizza slice. 'I bet you ten gold pieces each, we can clean this place up before Japs gets back.'
Kirby was not there to hear this, so it was only the high brain of Yoshi to haggle the deal. The whole thing was a fix, because girls, as you should know, can do more than one thing at once better than boys. So Yoshi's brain did the math to see whether the deal was worth it.
"MATH!? I HATE MATH!"
'Ok then, Samus. It's a deal!'
'You mean it?' Japs called in glee.
'Yes.' Said Mewtwo, hugging his clipboard to his chest. 'You can return to lessons as soon as you feel able.'
'So, I could walk out of that door right now, and everything will be the way it was like when I left?'
Mewtwo turned to Link with a look on his face. 'Not quite.' He said, conspiringly. 'Why don't you give him the tour, Linkey boy?'
'Sure.' Grinned Link. 'Ready to go back to school, Japs?'
'Yes.' Said Japs. The camera got a shot of his face. 'You're right Sam. We did what Gandalf said we had to do. I am ready to go home.'
Link blanked him, but came to the assessment that he may still be feeling slightly ill from his episode, and so he moved on.
'I'm sure you'll like what you see next.' Said Link, throwing open the Sport Hall doors. Japs looked amazed.
'They... They're Fourth Years... And... They're playing...'
'Super Smash Tournament.' Link smugly completed. Japs stepped forward.
'DAN!' Shouted a Goron. 'PASS IT HERE, GORO!'
The Goron's teammate threw over a weapon, a Bob-Bomb. Quickly grasping it, the Goron let his opponent catch it next.
'RED WINS!' Shouted a familiar voice.
'Mewtwo?' Japs cried. 'I thought Goku taught Sport Lessons.'
'We had... a career change...' Mewtwo snickered.
'OK, class. Who can give me one example of gravity?'
'Uh... Like, when stuff can't float.'
'What?' Goku asked, scratching his head. 'That's not true.'
Thus, the Saiyan floated in mid air. The class gasped.
'Well...' The teen continued, 'No-one can make... Say... A, like, disk float in the air.'
The student was referring to a CD. Goku smiled.
'I know someone who can.' He said happily. 'Hey, Krillin! Get in here!'
The janitor walked in.
'H'jeah, Goku?'
'Show them that Distructo Disk...'
System: Light Galaxy
Time: 20:34 hours
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"Have you got a reading yet?"
"No. Something's wrong."
"Gnash! Send down a scout. Check on the Kanaka."
"Yes sir."
"That unit better not be destroyed, otherwise there will be hell to pay..."
----------------------------
Japs was slowly remembering. Some memories he did not enjoy, like where he would be kicked in the head if he bent down at his old school. Some he liked, though. One he really liked was were he first met Nekoni. It was back in kindergarten, where the two were only young and did not know what from what. The two had played together with a ball, and then Nekoni had to go home. Before she did, though, she kissed little Japs on the cheek, and waved frantically goodbye.
Japs sighed. He was still in his hospital bed, but Mewtwo told him there was every chance he could go back to lessons soon. There was a reason he was still in bed, and that was because sometimes he would find himself screaming at memories returning, for they seemed to be happening in real time. At the moment, Japs was fine, and no memories were coming back to him. This meant information was. Link was sitting with him, like he did for an hour every day.
'What was the sigh for?' Link asked. Japs turned to him.
'I just realy like Nekoni.' He said. 'I wish she felt the same way.'
'I would argue...' Said Link, 'But I've not exactly been unlucky with girls...'
Japs looked at his new arm. 'I wish I wasn't. I guess I could never really pull now. I'm just about ready to say "I'll be back" and dipped into molten lava.'
Kirby and Yoshi sat alone in the Dorm. They had nothing to do, and so they pulled out the biggest bag of Ready Salted Chips and sat dipping them into cold baked beans while watching their low-quality dorm TV.
There was a knock on the door. After a minute of arguing, Yoshi was eventually forced to answer it. Kumba, Nekoni and Samus were outside.
'Wha?' Asked Yoshi lazily, perfectly timing the scratching of his dino- hind.
'Is there any news on Japs?' Nekoni blurted out first.
'He could be released today!' Kirby shouted. 'He should be in longer, the nut-case.'
'Jeez, you live like slobs...' Kumba hissed, looking disgusted at the dorm.
'Well, we got lonely!' Yoshi barked back. He was about to shut the door when Kumba invited herself in.
'Yep. Definitely needs a woman's touch in here.'
'What's that smell?' Asked Samus. All eyes turned to Kirby, who departed to his room quickly.
'What are you doing?' Whined Yoshi, as the company of girls welcomed themselves. 'Why are you all here?'
'I think we better clean this place up before Tardid takes a mental.' Said Nekoni. Spotting something, she picked up a pencil and lifted it up. 'Whose... ick... underwear is this?'
'Japs.' Said Yoshi. 'We figured he'd want things where he left them.'
'HE'S BEEN GONE FOR A MONTH AND YOU LEFT HIS UNDERWEAR ROTTING ON THE FLOOR?'
'Not rotting. I'd say more moulding.'
'You guys disgust me.' Said Samus, kicking away a rock-solid pizza slice. 'I bet you ten gold pieces each, we can clean this place up before Japs gets back.'
Kirby was not there to hear this, so it was only the high brain of Yoshi to haggle the deal. The whole thing was a fix, because girls, as you should know, can do more than one thing at once better than boys. So Yoshi's brain did the math to see whether the deal was worth it.
"MATH!? I HATE MATH!"
'Ok then, Samus. It's a deal!'
'You mean it?' Japs called in glee.
'Yes.' Said Mewtwo, hugging his clipboard to his chest. 'You can return to lessons as soon as you feel able.'
'So, I could walk out of that door right now, and everything will be the way it was like when I left?'
Mewtwo turned to Link with a look on his face. 'Not quite.' He said, conspiringly. 'Why don't you give him the tour, Linkey boy?'
'Sure.' Grinned Link. 'Ready to go back to school, Japs?'
'Yes.' Said Japs. The camera got a shot of his face. 'You're right Sam. We did what Gandalf said we had to do. I am ready to go home.'
Link blanked him, but came to the assessment that he may still be feeling slightly ill from his episode, and so he moved on.
'I'm sure you'll like what you see next.' Said Link, throwing open the Sport Hall doors. Japs looked amazed.
'They... They're Fourth Years... And... They're playing...'
'Super Smash Tournament.' Link smugly completed. Japs stepped forward.
'DAN!' Shouted a Goron. 'PASS IT HERE, GORO!'
The Goron's teammate threw over a weapon, a Bob-Bomb. Quickly grasping it, the Goron let his opponent catch it next.
'RED WINS!' Shouted a familiar voice.
'Mewtwo?' Japs cried. 'I thought Goku taught Sport Lessons.'
'We had... a career change...' Mewtwo snickered.
'OK, class. Who can give me one example of gravity?'
'Uh... Like, when stuff can't float.'
'What?' Goku asked, scratching his head. 'That's not true.'
Thus, the Saiyan floated in mid air. The class gasped.
'Well...' The teen continued, 'No-one can make... Say... A, like, disk float in the air.'
The student was referring to a CD. Goku smiled.
'I know someone who can.' He said happily. 'Hey, Krillin! Get in here!'
The janitor walked in.
'H'jeah, Goku?'
'Show them that Distructo Disk...'