Harry Potter and the True Muggles
By Trephinia Cealyn
Chapter 19 | Cats on Mars
"Nemesis, how nice of you to visit?" Mr. Delmont said, "Please take a seat."
"Can it Voldemort," the person said, "I'm not here to correct your manners."
Voldemort leaned back shock written all over his face, "May I remind you who the brains of this operation…"
"May I remind you how much you enjoy living?" Nemesis said in a quiet, threatening voice.
Voldemort bowed his head in submission, "Yes master, please forgive me."
"Not acceptable," Nemesis said, Voldemort flinched back, "but it'll have to do for now." Voldemort sighed in relief. "What did you call me here for?"
"There's a problem."
Nemesis's eyes narrowed in rage, "What sort of problem?"
"A muggle woman came forward about her child," Voldemort said.
Nemesis laughed, "A muggle? You're worried about a muggle, did you kill it?"
"Yes."
Nemesis stood up and went to leave.
"Where are you going?" Voldemort asked startled.
Nemesis turned back, "I've taken care of everything, you just have to take care of your part and keep them out of the way. I'll take care of the muggles and you the wizards."
"You should get a better codename," Voldemort said quietly.
Nemesis smiled and jumped over his chair. Grabbing Voldemort's wand and shouting, "Crucio," Nemesis walked calmly back to the door.
"Never tell me what to do."
"Are you ready yet?!" Talon yelled banging on door.
"I'll never give up!" Flute yelled back.
Talon kicked the door down (JUST LIKE DADDY), "Come on Flute it's August 16!"
"Do you think I don't know that?" Flute yelled back.
She was fighting with her sheets.
"What are you doing?" Talon said staring at her. She squirmed on the floor like a fish out of water completely tangled in the sheets with no hope of winning.
"DIE!" She yelled ripping the sheets from her ankles but getting them tangled on her wrists. She flailed around and knocked a lamp off my desk.
Trephinia enters in a rage
"Who did this?" Trephinia asked holding the broken lamp. "Who did this? I demand to know WHO did this?"
Flute knocked another lamp off MY desk.
"You kill my love," Trephinia said in her BEST Buttercup impression.
Flute turned around and glared at her, "You could help you know! Instead of being so quotey!"
"What is it?" Talon asked poking Trephinia.
Trephinia shooed him away, "I'm the writer here!" she turned back to Flute, "You do what I say when I say it or I'll tell them your secret!"
Flute and Talon go white, "I would not says such things if I were you!" Talon screamed.
Trephinia squealed in fear, realizing that Talon Malfoy had just quoted Prince Humperdink, as she ran off stage screaming the words to A Charming Spell.
Trephinia exits
Talon and Flute looked at each other.
"Well that was interesting," Tom said, who had (surprise, surprise) the whole time, "so what's the big secret?"