'Smash Tournament is a sport.' Japs sighed. He watched as a new team of
combaters came onto the field. These two seemed to be twins, wearing
similar clothes, but of different sex.
'Otisho and Hikoro.' They announced. The first team, of Goron and Hylian smiled.
'Danshee and Attobi.' They replied. Suddenly, Attobi the Goron looked up to Japs.
'Heh. Whatcha looking at, goro?' He called. Danshee looked up too.
'Looks like a freshmen twerp wants to battle.' Danshee laughed. Mewtwo stopped the two by blocking their view of him.
'That, my friends, is the "twerp" who created Smash Tournament.' He said. The two Hyrule Battle-Going students felt quite ill.
'You're Japs Gento Kanto?' Asked Hikoro from the other side of the room. She walked up to the boy and moved his chin up with her finger. 'You're kinda cute!'
Japs blushed. 'E-Excuse me.' He said, making for the door and a laughing Link. 'I have to say hi to my dorm-mates.'
As Japs jogged out, the sounds of battle grew. Link had a huge grin on his face for the remainder of their journy to their dorm. But not all were happy for the return of Japs.
'YOO! So ye came oot of tha' Hospital at last. S'good enouf. I need something to punch, now all the wee ones have fealt mah wrath.'
McDan, Shorty and Tank were blocking the corridor. Link began to draw his sword, but Japs stopped him, tapping a metallic arm, hidden from view. Now he had his rubber hand cast on it, which looked very much like his old one, all he did was stuff the sleeve so it fleshed out and no-one knew the better. Japs slowly walked towards McDan, pretending to rub his shoulder.
'Pop Quiz, Mr. Dandruff McDan.' Japs said smugly, walking up to the beast. 'Do you know anything about what I've been going through?'
'Nah.' Growled McDan. 'But ahh know what'll soon be going throo yoo.' He rubbed his fist suggestively.
'Okay then.' Said Japs, flexing his fingers. 'By any chance do you know The Roundabout Rule?'
'Wha?' McDan asked, confused.
'Give way,' Japs began, before his voice rose. 'TO THE RIGHT!'
And as he shouted this, he sent a right hook to McDan. If there was any sympathy from anyone about Shorty, it would have been "Poor Shorty", as McDan quite nicely toppled onto him. And Tank was too thick to even try to do anything, but pull at his lower lip in thought. Link and Japs quickly made their departure into their dorm.
'Now, for once here's something that I'll remember.' Said Japs. Link had gone first into the dorm, but froze in shock. Japs looked over his shoulder, and then wished he hadn't.
'This is not our dorm.' Japs whimpered, his eyes small.
'I swear, I left this morning and it was fine...' Link replied. Samus, Kumba and Nekoni stood with content smiles as Yoshi handed over Ten Gold. The dorm had now changed completely.
It was tidy, and clean, and sparkly.
'YOU PAID THEM FOR THIS?' Link cried.
'It was a bet.' Said Yoshi mournfully. Link looked round to Japs.
'W-Welcome... home?'
'Otisho and Hikoro.' They announced. The first team, of Goron and Hylian smiled.
'Danshee and Attobi.' They replied. Suddenly, Attobi the Goron looked up to Japs.
'Heh. Whatcha looking at, goro?' He called. Danshee looked up too.
'Looks like a freshmen twerp wants to battle.' Danshee laughed. Mewtwo stopped the two by blocking their view of him.
'That, my friends, is the "twerp" who created Smash Tournament.' He said. The two Hyrule Battle-Going students felt quite ill.
'You're Japs Gento Kanto?' Asked Hikoro from the other side of the room. She walked up to the boy and moved his chin up with her finger. 'You're kinda cute!'
Japs blushed. 'E-Excuse me.' He said, making for the door and a laughing Link. 'I have to say hi to my dorm-mates.'
As Japs jogged out, the sounds of battle grew. Link had a huge grin on his face for the remainder of their journy to their dorm. But not all were happy for the return of Japs.
'YOO! So ye came oot of tha' Hospital at last. S'good enouf. I need something to punch, now all the wee ones have fealt mah wrath.'
McDan, Shorty and Tank were blocking the corridor. Link began to draw his sword, but Japs stopped him, tapping a metallic arm, hidden from view. Now he had his rubber hand cast on it, which looked very much like his old one, all he did was stuff the sleeve so it fleshed out and no-one knew the better. Japs slowly walked towards McDan, pretending to rub his shoulder.
'Pop Quiz, Mr. Dandruff McDan.' Japs said smugly, walking up to the beast. 'Do you know anything about what I've been going through?'
'Nah.' Growled McDan. 'But ahh know what'll soon be going throo yoo.' He rubbed his fist suggestively.
'Okay then.' Said Japs, flexing his fingers. 'By any chance do you know The Roundabout Rule?'
'Wha?' McDan asked, confused.
'Give way,' Japs began, before his voice rose. 'TO THE RIGHT!'
And as he shouted this, he sent a right hook to McDan. If there was any sympathy from anyone about Shorty, it would have been "Poor Shorty", as McDan quite nicely toppled onto him. And Tank was too thick to even try to do anything, but pull at his lower lip in thought. Link and Japs quickly made their departure into their dorm.
'Now, for once here's something that I'll remember.' Said Japs. Link had gone first into the dorm, but froze in shock. Japs looked over his shoulder, and then wished he hadn't.
'This is not our dorm.' Japs whimpered, his eyes small.
'I swear, I left this morning and it was fine...' Link replied. Samus, Kumba and Nekoni stood with content smiles as Yoshi handed over Ten Gold. The dorm had now changed completely.
It was tidy, and clean, and sparkly.
'YOU PAID THEM FOR THIS?' Link cried.
'It was a bet.' Said Yoshi mournfully. Link looked round to Japs.
'W-Welcome... home?'