Harry Potter and the True Muggles
By Trephinia Cealyn
Chapter 20 | You Know You Want It
Human Behavior: Right now I am sitting in a lawn chair in the middle of my computer room, in 90º weather with a winter blanket wrapped around my waist, forcing Lisa to type for me. Am I dedicated or what? (She's not! –Lisa) Now I know that most of you are like 'Ginny's dead!' Well, yes she is and she's not coming back, so I don't know what to tell you and you'll just have to get over it. I know there was more I wanted to say and now I forget, oh and, Lisa is typing so you should thank her and without her it wouldn't be possible. (Yea! –Lisa)Mellow Yellow: If any of you think that J.K Rowlings actually wrote this then you are high and a CENSORED! Draco is awesome and sexy, so is Tom even though he's 11, but oh well for me he's 15, and Talon is been loaned to Night Spirit for the next 5 centuries. You could probably have Kalten if you really asked nicely. Lisa is so cool and I would have thanked her here but it would take up too much space and …
At this point she just keeps talking so I'll just put in my $.02. I am so cool. Sarah is so cool. Night Spirit is cool. Sarah is threatening me and being a fruit so I have to go.
That's Right Snake: Sarah stole the keyboard because this has to come from the heart. (What heart? –Lisa)
NIGHT SPIRIT IS SEXY!
-This should be be font size 72 and red color… but it most likely won't be and I'll laugh if it is.