Hello all! Yup, I've decided to update! YAY! Anyway, people reviewed!
Updating your story does wonders! AND PEOPLE, STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW I
INSULT YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER! "#18 does this" and "18 rocks man" is
getting sickening. I feel like I want to vomit at those moments. So be
quiet! This fic wouldn't be funny if I didn't insult any character! Think
about it! Enjoy, and I own nothing!
Goku, Don't!
By: Einstein-006
YO WASSUP PEOPLE! Videl this time. Yup, I am a random kind of guy. Oh, did I tell you, I got a 100% on my social studies test! I mean come on, that was so easy! Wait, I'm on a tangent again… Anyway, time for Videl!
Videl is actually the word "devil" scrambled up. Oh, I guess Akira was having some fun, and his originality dipped slightly. You could put something about Roman or Greek mythology about the underworld. That would be educational and fun. BUT NO, YOU HAD TO GO OFF ON YOUR OWN STREAK AND COME UP WITH YOUR OWN CRAPPY NAMES!
Videl is the daughter of Mr. Satan. The thing I don't realize about this family, is that if Videl is "the devil", and Mr. Satan is Satan, what is the difference? Is it just a guy with schizophrenia, who actually does have 2 personalities that split into two different beings? Or are they going Kami style, and the devil got rid of his good… I mean bad… parts of himself? Who knows, only Toriyama and his screwed up friends at Toei Animation really know.
And Videl has some nice pigtails. Yeah, nice to DESTROY. You see, there is actually a secret plot going on behind those pigtails! Videl's hair is uncanny to android 17's hair! So, she is his niece. However, she only married Gohan in the future to get him back for destroying Cell. What happened was, 17 was having a nice massage in the acids slowly churning up his body so he would fit very efficiently inside of Cell, when out of nowhere, Gohan comes in and destroys him! What's up with that! GOHAN HAS NO MANNERS.
And I heard that Videl becomes a Great Saiyaman too. It's like a Saiyaman bargain sale, as Vegeta would put it. I can see the advertisement now, "COME BECOME A GREAT SAIYAMAN! NOW ONLY $19.95! WE'LL EVEN THROW IN A FREE SOUVENIER FROM THE SAIYAMAN FAN CLUB!"
*** Camera zooms in on another room ***
"Yes, we are the Saiyaman fan club! SAIYAMAN ROCKS! SO DOES GOHAN!SO STOP INSULTING HIM STUPID FAN FIC BOY! I'M GONNA-"
*** Back to the story ***
Whoa, that was close. I had that dreamy look on my face until that mob of crazed people started chasing me with signs that said "You are glue and we are rubber! Everything we say sticks to you, but everything you say rips our soft coating" I still don't get it.
Anyway, back to Videl. Okay, forget the jokes, I'm gonna say it straight out. I'm not one to beat around the bush. Trust me, I don't stall. In fact, the last time I stalled was in 19910, when the racing car was invented. You see, the inventor was-
Whoa, I'm stalling. Videl sucks really hard and I feel she should be kicked off the show and that Funimation should copy Piccolo 6 times, so that whenever you see him, you see 7 Piccolo's. That'll take the place of Videl, no doubt!
Oh, and have you ever watched, on Sunday, the International Channel at 10:30 P.M.? That's in Japanese, but it's doing the Buu saga, so I watch it. Do you watch the commercials? If you do, you see Videl's "wicked" nice car, as my friend's like to put.
That car is genius! It has flames running around it with the words SATAN on the sides. Of course, it's hard to miss the big Copyright 10 billion B.C., The Devil, A.K.A Satan Inc. Not to be confused with those losers who live on earth.
But now, it's time for the interview with myself!
Einstein_006: Great, it's you Me. I was expecting a nice, quiet visit from Bulma, but no, you just have to ruin my day. FINE, I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS. SIT DOWN FOOL.
Me: Are you sure you haven't been hanging out with Chichi lately?
Einstein_006: What, why would anyone want to hang out with that Grandma? I heard she perfected her Deluxe Frying Pan Thrower to the 4000 level. That has heat and cold seeking! Anyway, what is Videl's last name?
Me: Of course, it's Cerberus. You know the 3-headed dog? I heard about him at story-time in preschool.
Einstein_006: That's nice. Okay, what would Videl's job be in the future?
Me: Well, I would have to say the Scramble Game Thingymajiggy People Makers. They rock deeply.
Einstein_006: That kind of made sense, but lets not try to figure out the hidden meaning, as I may scream and run into the cold snow like the last time I thought about it too much. Anyway, leave with a statement. Asking 3 questions is boring.
Me: DRAGON DRAGON, ROCK THE DRAGON, DRAGONBALL Z! DRAGON DRAGON, ROCK THE DRAGON, DRAGONBALL Z! Toy, nuh, nuh, nuh, toy, nuh, nuh, nuh-
Einstein_006: Oh dear god, or shall I say in my religion, oh dear Einstein. Um, goodbye.
Me: DRAGONBALL Z! OH YEAH! CYA EINSTEINISM PAL!
You loved my sound effects of the Dragonball Z song. I know you did, and so do you. Anyway, I am going random, so I may switch the review thing to the special, and make more characters. My mental health is now better, I checked it with a water bottle and Pojo's Unofficial Guide to Dragonball Z! Cya (don't ask, my Einstein part is nuts, listen to the 006 side)!
Goku, Don't!
By: Einstein-006
YO WASSUP PEOPLE! Videl this time. Yup, I am a random kind of guy. Oh, did I tell you, I got a 100% on my social studies test! I mean come on, that was so easy! Wait, I'm on a tangent again… Anyway, time for Videl!
Videl is actually the word "devil" scrambled up. Oh, I guess Akira was having some fun, and his originality dipped slightly. You could put something about Roman or Greek mythology about the underworld. That would be educational and fun. BUT NO, YOU HAD TO GO OFF ON YOUR OWN STREAK AND COME UP WITH YOUR OWN CRAPPY NAMES!
Videl is the daughter of Mr. Satan. The thing I don't realize about this family, is that if Videl is "the devil", and Mr. Satan is Satan, what is the difference? Is it just a guy with schizophrenia, who actually does have 2 personalities that split into two different beings? Or are they going Kami style, and the devil got rid of his good… I mean bad… parts of himself? Who knows, only Toriyama and his screwed up friends at Toei Animation really know.
And Videl has some nice pigtails. Yeah, nice to DESTROY. You see, there is actually a secret plot going on behind those pigtails! Videl's hair is uncanny to android 17's hair! So, she is his niece. However, she only married Gohan in the future to get him back for destroying Cell. What happened was, 17 was having a nice massage in the acids slowly churning up his body so he would fit very efficiently inside of Cell, when out of nowhere, Gohan comes in and destroys him! What's up with that! GOHAN HAS NO MANNERS.
And I heard that Videl becomes a Great Saiyaman too. It's like a Saiyaman bargain sale, as Vegeta would put it. I can see the advertisement now, "COME BECOME A GREAT SAIYAMAN! NOW ONLY $19.95! WE'LL EVEN THROW IN A FREE SOUVENIER FROM THE SAIYAMAN FAN CLUB!"
*** Camera zooms in on another room ***
"Yes, we are the Saiyaman fan club! SAIYAMAN ROCKS! SO DOES GOHAN!SO STOP INSULTING HIM STUPID FAN FIC BOY! I'M GONNA-"
*** Back to the story ***
Whoa, that was close. I had that dreamy look on my face until that mob of crazed people started chasing me with signs that said "You are glue and we are rubber! Everything we say sticks to you, but everything you say rips our soft coating" I still don't get it.
Anyway, back to Videl. Okay, forget the jokes, I'm gonna say it straight out. I'm not one to beat around the bush. Trust me, I don't stall. In fact, the last time I stalled was in 19910, when the racing car was invented. You see, the inventor was-
Whoa, I'm stalling. Videl sucks really hard and I feel she should be kicked off the show and that Funimation should copy Piccolo 6 times, so that whenever you see him, you see 7 Piccolo's. That'll take the place of Videl, no doubt!
Oh, and have you ever watched, on Sunday, the International Channel at 10:30 P.M.? That's in Japanese, but it's doing the Buu saga, so I watch it. Do you watch the commercials? If you do, you see Videl's "wicked" nice car, as my friend's like to put.
That car is genius! It has flames running around it with the words SATAN on the sides. Of course, it's hard to miss the big Copyright 10 billion B.C., The Devil, A.K.A Satan Inc. Not to be confused with those losers who live on earth.
But now, it's time for the interview with myself!
Einstein_006: Great, it's you Me. I was expecting a nice, quiet visit from Bulma, but no, you just have to ruin my day. FINE, I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS. SIT DOWN FOOL.
Me: Are you sure you haven't been hanging out with Chichi lately?
Einstein_006: What, why would anyone want to hang out with that Grandma? I heard she perfected her Deluxe Frying Pan Thrower to the 4000 level. That has heat and cold seeking! Anyway, what is Videl's last name?
Me: Of course, it's Cerberus. You know the 3-headed dog? I heard about him at story-time in preschool.
Einstein_006: That's nice. Okay, what would Videl's job be in the future?
Me: Well, I would have to say the Scramble Game Thingymajiggy People Makers. They rock deeply.
Einstein_006: That kind of made sense, but lets not try to figure out the hidden meaning, as I may scream and run into the cold snow like the last time I thought about it too much. Anyway, leave with a statement. Asking 3 questions is boring.
Me: DRAGON DRAGON, ROCK THE DRAGON, DRAGONBALL Z! DRAGON DRAGON, ROCK THE DRAGON, DRAGONBALL Z! Toy, nuh, nuh, nuh, toy, nuh, nuh, nuh-
Einstein_006: Oh dear god, or shall I say in my religion, oh dear Einstein. Um, goodbye.
Me: DRAGONBALL Z! OH YEAH! CYA EINSTEINISM PAL!
You loved my sound effects of the Dragonball Z song. I know you did, and so do you. Anyway, I am going random, so I may switch the review thing to the special, and make more characters. My mental health is now better, I checked it with a water bottle and Pojo's Unofficial Guide to Dragonball Z! Cya (don't ask, my Einstein part is nuts, listen to the 006 side)!