Hi! Okay, I know I haven't updated in a while, it's just that I need a
break. I got into the Dragonball Z Collectible Card Game! It rocks! Too bad
I'm some lonely hermit with no friends…. No, it's just that I have February
break from school, and I got into DBZCCG. YEAH, SCHOOL PEOPLE! I actually
enjoy school, for your information. I'm going to go to Harvard! While you
sit at home, DOING NOTHING! MUAHAHAHHAH! AND THEN I'LL BUY THE ATLANTIC
OCEAN! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh, shut up Einstein! 006 talking, time to start the
show before Einstein kills me! EEEEEEEEEK! Enjoy, and I OWN NOTHING!
Goku, Don't!
By: Einstein_006
YAY! A new episode. Today, we shall do Tien. Is that third eye really REAL? COME ON! They sold that at K-mart for $1.00 the last time I went there. It's interesting, because the eye doesn't move. It's as if Tien painted on his face for his own purposes!
OMG! Of course, Tien must use that third eye for some diabolical scheme.
*** Throws plans for android 6 ½ billion over to the corner. Sits down at table ***
Yes, it must be! Tien is trying to be EVIL! When EVIL PEOPLE look at his third eye, they get distracted! He destroys them, and TAKES OVER THE WORLD! However, his attempts to go SSJ 1 billion ½ are often in vain! So, he uses his third eye to see more things! That way, he can play SSJ Goku dying against Cell AND Krillin dying against Frieza AT THE SAME TIME! OH YEAH, ANGER ALL THE WAY! Of course, Tien must be one of those rare ANGERISTS-WHO-TRY-TO-TAKE-OVER-THE-WORLD-WITH-MANY-EYES.
And his clothes. Yes, Kibito was bad, but Tien is just horrible. A nice lilac T-shirt (the color of "Mirai no" (my new word of the year) Trunks hair) would go well with deep purple pants. And the shirt, it will say-. Um, never mind? Who ever picked out Tien's clothes for him in the morning! COME ON PEOPLE, EVEN TIEN DRESSES AS BADLY AS BULMA DRINKS COFFEE! HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT!
Tien is actually negative SSJ 6 trillion. In fact, his power level goes low SO FAR that it comes back around back to a HIGH POWER LEVEL OF NEGATIVE SSJ 6 BILLION!
Tien's plot is just so simple. He is really an ANGERIST-WHO-TRIES-TO- TAKE-OVER-THE-WORLD-WITH-MANY-EYES, but he also has many side goals. LIKE BUYING A DECENT PAIR OF PANTS. WHO ACTUALLY PAYS ATTENTION TO THOSE THINGS. NO ONE, THAT'S WHO! MY FRIEND ME'S BEST FRIEND!
That's why he must get some pants. I'll tell you a little story now, of Tien going to look for pants.
Tien: Hmmmmmmmmmm, let's check "A PLACE THAT DOES NOT SELL PANTS" first! It seems quite bright and nice actually.
Sales Lady: You want French/English translating books that are written in Spanish, converted by Russian SSJ 1 BILLION ½ GOKU? Wow, you sure are lucky, we only have 1 left.
Tien: I'll take it! And Mr. Shirt said I couldn't get a decent pair of pants…
Yes, Tien is a genius. That's why HE DECIDED TO ATTACK CELL, WHO COULD ONLY BE DEFEATED BY VEGETA SSJ 1 ½ (veggie was really SSJ 1 million, but I won't get into that). And the attack he used would be amazing… if he was a movie producer. I could just see it now….
"Hmmm, let's see if this scene looks right. *** zooms in with magical triangle hand pose thingy-ma-jiggy *** "Ah yes, shoot the scene!"
This moment would be magical (and Tien would become a zillionaire) if Tien didn't always use his energy attack when he zoomed in with his magic hands. Yes, in the scene, he actually detonated the liquid nitrogen he was storing in the stage's camera, and detonated half the earth. Luckily, the other half was next to Alpha Centauri.
And now, drum roll please! *** no sounds come *** OH YEAH, I FORGOT TO PAY THOSE DRUM ROLL GUYS! Well, 11 year olds do run on quite a tight budget…. however, it's time for the INTERVIEW WITH MYSELF!
Einstein_006: Long time no insulting, Me. I see you've ONCE AGAIN disturbed my awesome vacation.
Me: Yes, I got drunk.
Einstein_006: We know. Alcohol flows through your veins all the time, as you are a DRUNKALCOHOLICGUYWHOACTSREALLYDRUNK-inian.
Me: I got drunk.
Einstein_006: Okay. Wonderful answer. First question, who is Tien's best friend?
Me: Chaotzu, indirectly. You see, it's like a friendship chain. Tien needs Krillin to be high best bro, so he can eat cookies. Therefore, Piccolo jumps in and is Krillin's best friend, because blonde/gold/yellow is Krillin's favorite color. Chaotzu is Piccolo's best friend, as Piccolo likes guys who kill aliens named Frieza and can turn into super saiyans. So, Tien is related to Chaotzu in a way!
Einstein_006: I wish I hadn't said no profanity before the show. ANYHOO, who is Tien's dad?
Me: Bojack.
Einstein_006: Um, Bojack comes AFTER Tien is born.
Me: I know, thus making him Tien's father.
Einstein_006: Profanity. Why can't I use it. Last question, what is Tien's hair color?
Me: I dunno.
Einstein_006: You have to give a proper answer.
Me: Okay, Tien's hair color is blonde like a super saiyan's, except purple like a Namekian's.
Einstein_006: NO COMMENT. To wrap up this AWESOME and THRILLING interview, please say some kind of end line AND LEAVE ME ALONE!
Me: Currently, Dragonball Z backwards is Z llabnogarD!
Einstein_006: Currently? I am not going to ask. BADBYE ME, NOT GOODBYE, BADBYE!
Me: Cheerio to you, too!
Did you like it? Of course you did. LOL! I lost some of my normal reviewers, so I'm kind of sad that I'm not getting many more reviews. I am updating to spark some interest in this "column" once again. I MISS YOUR REVIEWS, CHICHIX! Oh well, let's forget her! She sucks! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Anyway, next time on Goku, Don't!, I'll do…. someone! GIVE SUGGESTIONS! AND REVIEW! EVEN ONE MEASLY REVIEW WILL MAKE ME WRITE ANOTHER ISSUE! Cya!
Goku, Don't!
By: Einstein_006
YAY! A new episode. Today, we shall do Tien. Is that third eye really REAL? COME ON! They sold that at K-mart for $1.00 the last time I went there. It's interesting, because the eye doesn't move. It's as if Tien painted on his face for his own purposes!
OMG! Of course, Tien must use that third eye for some diabolical scheme.
*** Throws plans for android 6 ½ billion over to the corner. Sits down at table ***
Yes, it must be! Tien is trying to be EVIL! When EVIL PEOPLE look at his third eye, they get distracted! He destroys them, and TAKES OVER THE WORLD! However, his attempts to go SSJ 1 billion ½ are often in vain! So, he uses his third eye to see more things! That way, he can play SSJ Goku dying against Cell AND Krillin dying against Frieza AT THE SAME TIME! OH YEAH, ANGER ALL THE WAY! Of course, Tien must be one of those rare ANGERISTS-WHO-TRY-TO-TAKE-OVER-THE-WORLD-WITH-MANY-EYES.
And his clothes. Yes, Kibito was bad, but Tien is just horrible. A nice lilac T-shirt (the color of "Mirai no" (my new word of the year) Trunks hair) would go well with deep purple pants. And the shirt, it will say-. Um, never mind? Who ever picked out Tien's clothes for him in the morning! COME ON PEOPLE, EVEN TIEN DRESSES AS BADLY AS BULMA DRINKS COFFEE! HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT!
Tien is actually negative SSJ 6 trillion. In fact, his power level goes low SO FAR that it comes back around back to a HIGH POWER LEVEL OF NEGATIVE SSJ 6 BILLION!
Tien's plot is just so simple. He is really an ANGERIST-WHO-TRIES-TO- TAKE-OVER-THE-WORLD-WITH-MANY-EYES, but he also has many side goals. LIKE BUYING A DECENT PAIR OF PANTS. WHO ACTUALLY PAYS ATTENTION TO THOSE THINGS. NO ONE, THAT'S WHO! MY FRIEND ME'S BEST FRIEND!
That's why he must get some pants. I'll tell you a little story now, of Tien going to look for pants.
Tien: Hmmmmmmmmmm, let's check "A PLACE THAT DOES NOT SELL PANTS" first! It seems quite bright and nice actually.
Sales Lady: You want French/English translating books that are written in Spanish, converted by Russian SSJ 1 BILLION ½ GOKU? Wow, you sure are lucky, we only have 1 left.
Tien: I'll take it! And Mr. Shirt said I couldn't get a decent pair of pants…
Yes, Tien is a genius. That's why HE DECIDED TO ATTACK CELL, WHO COULD ONLY BE DEFEATED BY VEGETA SSJ 1 ½ (veggie was really SSJ 1 million, but I won't get into that). And the attack he used would be amazing… if he was a movie producer. I could just see it now….
"Hmmm, let's see if this scene looks right. *** zooms in with magical triangle hand pose thingy-ma-jiggy *** "Ah yes, shoot the scene!"
This moment would be magical (and Tien would become a zillionaire) if Tien didn't always use his energy attack when he zoomed in with his magic hands. Yes, in the scene, he actually detonated the liquid nitrogen he was storing in the stage's camera, and detonated half the earth. Luckily, the other half was next to Alpha Centauri.
And now, drum roll please! *** no sounds come *** OH YEAH, I FORGOT TO PAY THOSE DRUM ROLL GUYS! Well, 11 year olds do run on quite a tight budget…. however, it's time for the INTERVIEW WITH MYSELF!
Einstein_006: Long time no insulting, Me. I see you've ONCE AGAIN disturbed my awesome vacation.
Me: Yes, I got drunk.
Einstein_006: We know. Alcohol flows through your veins all the time, as you are a DRUNKALCOHOLICGUYWHOACTSREALLYDRUNK-inian.
Me: I got drunk.
Einstein_006: Okay. Wonderful answer. First question, who is Tien's best friend?
Me: Chaotzu, indirectly. You see, it's like a friendship chain. Tien needs Krillin to be high best bro, so he can eat cookies. Therefore, Piccolo jumps in and is Krillin's best friend, because blonde/gold/yellow is Krillin's favorite color. Chaotzu is Piccolo's best friend, as Piccolo likes guys who kill aliens named Frieza and can turn into super saiyans. So, Tien is related to Chaotzu in a way!
Einstein_006: I wish I hadn't said no profanity before the show. ANYHOO, who is Tien's dad?
Me: Bojack.
Einstein_006: Um, Bojack comes AFTER Tien is born.
Me: I know, thus making him Tien's father.
Einstein_006: Profanity. Why can't I use it. Last question, what is Tien's hair color?
Me: I dunno.
Einstein_006: You have to give a proper answer.
Me: Okay, Tien's hair color is blonde like a super saiyan's, except purple like a Namekian's.
Einstein_006: NO COMMENT. To wrap up this AWESOME and THRILLING interview, please say some kind of end line AND LEAVE ME ALONE!
Me: Currently, Dragonball Z backwards is Z llabnogarD!
Einstein_006: Currently? I am not going to ask. BADBYE ME, NOT GOODBYE, BADBYE!
Me: Cheerio to you, too!
Did you like it? Of course you did. LOL! I lost some of my normal reviewers, so I'm kind of sad that I'm not getting many more reviews. I am updating to spark some interest in this "column" once again. I MISS YOUR REVIEWS, CHICHIX! Oh well, let's forget her! She sucks! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Anyway, next time on Goku, Don't!, I'll do…. someone! GIVE SUGGESTIONS! AND REVIEW! EVEN ONE MEASLY REVIEW WILL MAKE ME WRITE ANOTHER ISSUE! Cya!