Hello all! I have not gotten anymore reviews! *** sighs *** Oh no, don'
think I'm some fool trying to make you feel guilty. I was just…ANGRY last
time. Heh. Anyway, I am getting sick of doing characters, so I have to take
a break from it all. So I will just do ANYTHING I WANT. OF COURSE there
will be a special- don't worry about that. Enjoy, and I OWN NOTHING!
Goku, Don't!
By: Einstein_006
Today, I will talk about the art of reviewing a Dragonball Z fan fiction. Yes, it is difficult to learn, and I like to call it… broccoli. Yes, broccoli, the almighty way of reviewing stories. Read on, and listen to my theory on how to review a story. Oh, I will keep names anonymous.
First, I shall start with the reviews I GET! I just love this one word that N.C. (the anonymous writer) gave- ***sighs***. Oh god, you actually SIGHED when you read my story. Damn, who are you, the official editor of all stories, working just under George W. Bush? I MEAN, COME ON, you actually paid attention to the fact that I said Cell was an android, and not organic?
And another note on our anonymous reviewer, N.C.: You said something about how it was wrong to insult "Mirai no" Trunks (don't ask me people), and I knew nothing about his life, as I wasn't in his situation. Yeah, when was the last time you thought, "Well, in 500 years, two androids named 17 and 18 will take over the world, and somehow, this kid with golden hair will fight them"? WILL ANYONE EVER GET INTO HIS SITUATION? I think not.
Here, I will quote your entire review:
RE-READ YOUR MATERIAL, PAL!!! Perfect Cell is NOT an android. He's ORGANIC!!! *sighs* Do a little more research before you write anything else. I agree that Chibi Trunks sucks, but MIRAI NO TRUNKS IS A BETTER MAN THAN ANY REAL ONE! Have you grown up without a father? Have you tried to save a dying planet? Have you found your only friend and mentor DEAD!?! Until you have, DON'T DIS MIRAI NO TRUNKS!
Mirai no Trunks (omg) is a better man than any real one…. Um, no? Why don't churches show the movie History of Trunks every Sunday? I mean, if "Mirai no" Trunks is that good, shouldn't he be pope? Why doesn't Akira Toriyama (creator of DBZ) make episodes of Trunks being a priest, and being the good son that he is? Seriously, I would go to church just for that people.
Check this quote out: "DON'T DIS MIRAI NO TRUNKS". This person seriously needs to get a life. Yeah, I can "dis" your "Mirai no" Trunks as much as I want! GOT IT? GOOD!
Here's another quote that I definitely want to bring up:
HHHmmmmmmm, Lemme guess....Goku lover huh. Big surprise, only one of you would flame the son of Vegeta and call him an illogcal weak idiotic half wit. firstly if you must knowtrunks and Goten wanted to get into the adult division of the tournament, they couldn't enter themselves so the took it upon themselves to get in using the character of one of the fighters that was already accepted into the tournment who "coincidentally" had a mask which was perfect for their "trying to keep a secret identity" thing so that they wouldn't be discovered and thrown out.
and for your information, as far as i know Trunks doesn't actually get together with Pan in GT it is hinted at that she has a crush on him but that's it. Trunks doesn't have pan at the end of the show, tho' I'm told that he's somewhat of a ladies man and is got gurls chasing he down an' stuff. ^_^ anyhoos!
then that remark about his line to Freiza? how many funimation eps have you watched, they like slaughter the episodes man.... I'm sure he probably really didn't even say that. But I thought that it was a cool line. so there!
:P
Anyhoos ^_^ that's my angry defend Trunks letter. (lol) keep up the good work
Kim_Chan
This is called CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM! Notice how she says at the end "that's my angry defend Trunks letter. (lol) keep up the good work" You end nicely, but you don't actually include an insult! Genius! Notice how she… MOCKED MY WORK! THAT WITCH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Now she dies. MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh yeah, Trunks did say that line to Frieza, except I kind of summarized it and shortened it. However, the correct words are there! SO, WHAT NOW! HUH! GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED DIDN'T YOU!
However, it's time for the interview with myself! Hooray (oh yeah, I wish).
Einstein_006: Yo, wassup Me. I see you've been chillin with the killin of a fillin by pillin WITH A NICE, DELICIOUS PIECE OF LASAGNA!
Me: Um, are you drunk?
Einstein_006: No, I'm just imitating you. Anyway, what would be your example of a review to a Dragonball Z story, on say, the Z gang having a play. The fic would be funny.
Me: Well, I would say it sucked because DBZ isn't supposed to be funny.
Einstein_006: I hate you with a passion.
Me: I know, I just love it when you say that.
Einstein_006: AAAAAAAAAARGH! Okay, how long should a DBZ review be, AND IN ENGLISH!
Me: Hmmmmmm, about 3-5 lines, depending on how much the reviewer likes Macaroni and Cheese. Also, if the reviewer feels that they want to have a sip of a soda, a really short review. However, if they feel like visiting Cuba, then they should put a long review.
*** smiles, as if he thinks that he did a good job ***
Einstein_006: Did I ever say that you were an imbecile, Me?
Stage Director: Well, according to the script-
Einstein_006: Shutup loser. Anyway, last part of this blasted interview, leave us with a statement, and then take a time machine to visit Hitler. Oh yeah, wear a T-shirt saying "I AM A JEW!". He loves those kinds of shirts.
Me: Oh yeah, I will do that.
Einstein_006: A statement about DBZ moron.
Me: Reviewers usually vomit after reading your story.
Einstein_006: YOU LITTLE BRAT! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT! No, I think I won't. I'll knit you a nice, warm sweater that has the words "Wassup. Kick me really hard, then throw me into a ditch. Then, roll over me with a steamroller until my liver is on your neighbor's backyard." Okay dear?
Me: Thanks grandma!
Einstein_006: YOU LITTLE-
Me: And that's the end of our show. Goodbye!
NO DISRESPECT MEANT FOR JEWS! THEY ARE GOOD PEOPLE! DESERVE EQUAL RIGHTS, AS THE CONSTITUTION PUTS IT! OKAY! JEWS ROCK! GOT IT! MY BEST FRIEND IS A JEW YOU FLAMER, AND HE IS COOL! SO GET THAT INTO YOUR THICK SKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, see you next time, AND PLEASE REVIEW! THANK YOU! Goodbye!
Goku, Don't!
By: Einstein_006
Today, I will talk about the art of reviewing a Dragonball Z fan fiction. Yes, it is difficult to learn, and I like to call it… broccoli. Yes, broccoli, the almighty way of reviewing stories. Read on, and listen to my theory on how to review a story. Oh, I will keep names anonymous.
First, I shall start with the reviews I GET! I just love this one word that N.C. (the anonymous writer) gave- ***sighs***. Oh god, you actually SIGHED when you read my story. Damn, who are you, the official editor of all stories, working just under George W. Bush? I MEAN, COME ON, you actually paid attention to the fact that I said Cell was an android, and not organic?
And another note on our anonymous reviewer, N.C.: You said something about how it was wrong to insult "Mirai no" Trunks (don't ask me people), and I knew nothing about his life, as I wasn't in his situation. Yeah, when was the last time you thought, "Well, in 500 years, two androids named 17 and 18 will take over the world, and somehow, this kid with golden hair will fight them"? WILL ANYONE EVER GET INTO HIS SITUATION? I think not.
Here, I will quote your entire review:
RE-READ YOUR MATERIAL, PAL!!! Perfect Cell is NOT an android. He's ORGANIC!!! *sighs* Do a little more research before you write anything else. I agree that Chibi Trunks sucks, but MIRAI NO TRUNKS IS A BETTER MAN THAN ANY REAL ONE! Have you grown up without a father? Have you tried to save a dying planet? Have you found your only friend and mentor DEAD!?! Until you have, DON'T DIS MIRAI NO TRUNKS!
Mirai no Trunks (omg) is a better man than any real one…. Um, no? Why don't churches show the movie History of Trunks every Sunday? I mean, if "Mirai no" Trunks is that good, shouldn't he be pope? Why doesn't Akira Toriyama (creator of DBZ) make episodes of Trunks being a priest, and being the good son that he is? Seriously, I would go to church just for that people.
Check this quote out: "DON'T DIS MIRAI NO TRUNKS". This person seriously needs to get a life. Yeah, I can "dis" your "Mirai no" Trunks as much as I want! GOT IT? GOOD!
Here's another quote that I definitely want to bring up:
HHHmmmmmmm, Lemme guess....Goku lover huh. Big surprise, only one of you would flame the son of Vegeta and call him an illogcal weak idiotic half wit. firstly if you must knowtrunks and Goten wanted to get into the adult division of the tournament, they couldn't enter themselves so the took it upon themselves to get in using the character of one of the fighters that was already accepted into the tournment who "coincidentally" had a mask which was perfect for their "trying to keep a secret identity" thing so that they wouldn't be discovered and thrown out.
and for your information, as far as i know Trunks doesn't actually get together with Pan in GT it is hinted at that she has a crush on him but that's it. Trunks doesn't have pan at the end of the show, tho' I'm told that he's somewhat of a ladies man and is got gurls chasing he down an' stuff. ^_^ anyhoos!
then that remark about his line to Freiza? how many funimation eps have you watched, they like slaughter the episodes man.... I'm sure he probably really didn't even say that. But I thought that it was a cool line. so there!
:P
Anyhoos ^_^ that's my angry defend Trunks letter. (lol) keep up the good work
Kim_Chan
This is called CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM! Notice how she says at the end "that's my angry defend Trunks letter. (lol) keep up the good work" You end nicely, but you don't actually include an insult! Genius! Notice how she… MOCKED MY WORK! THAT WITCH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Now she dies. MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh yeah, Trunks did say that line to Frieza, except I kind of summarized it and shortened it. However, the correct words are there! SO, WHAT NOW! HUH! GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED DIDN'T YOU!
However, it's time for the interview with myself! Hooray (oh yeah, I wish).
Einstein_006: Yo, wassup Me. I see you've been chillin with the killin of a fillin by pillin WITH A NICE, DELICIOUS PIECE OF LASAGNA!
Me: Um, are you drunk?
Einstein_006: No, I'm just imitating you. Anyway, what would be your example of a review to a Dragonball Z story, on say, the Z gang having a play. The fic would be funny.
Me: Well, I would say it sucked because DBZ isn't supposed to be funny.
Einstein_006: I hate you with a passion.
Me: I know, I just love it when you say that.
Einstein_006: AAAAAAAAAARGH! Okay, how long should a DBZ review be, AND IN ENGLISH!
Me: Hmmmmmm, about 3-5 lines, depending on how much the reviewer likes Macaroni and Cheese. Also, if the reviewer feels that they want to have a sip of a soda, a really short review. However, if they feel like visiting Cuba, then they should put a long review.
*** smiles, as if he thinks that he did a good job ***
Einstein_006: Did I ever say that you were an imbecile, Me?
Stage Director: Well, according to the script-
Einstein_006: Shutup loser. Anyway, last part of this blasted interview, leave us with a statement, and then take a time machine to visit Hitler. Oh yeah, wear a T-shirt saying "I AM A JEW!". He loves those kinds of shirts.
Me: Oh yeah, I will do that.
Einstein_006: A statement about DBZ moron.
Me: Reviewers usually vomit after reading your story.
Einstein_006: YOU LITTLE BRAT! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT! No, I think I won't. I'll knit you a nice, warm sweater that has the words "Wassup. Kick me really hard, then throw me into a ditch. Then, roll over me with a steamroller until my liver is on your neighbor's backyard." Okay dear?
Me: Thanks grandma!
Einstein_006: YOU LITTLE-
Me: And that's the end of our show. Goodbye!
NO DISRESPECT MEANT FOR JEWS! THEY ARE GOOD PEOPLE! DESERVE EQUAL RIGHTS, AS THE CONSTITUTION PUTS IT! OKAY! JEWS ROCK! GOT IT! MY BEST FRIEND IS A JEW YOU FLAMER, AND HE IS COOL! SO GET THAT INTO YOUR THICK SKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, see you next time, AND PLEASE REVIEW! THANK YOU! Goodbye!