Hey! I've decided to updated since it's been A LONG time since I've done
it. ChichiX finally reviewed (thank god), so that re-sparked my interest in
this fic! This time… we shall do… The History of Trunks. MUAHAHAHAHAHHA.
Enjoy, and I OWN NOTHING! You better review Ms. ChichiX… OR EINSTEIN WILL
GET YOU! MUAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Ah yes, The History of Trunks, quite a classic TV special as I would put it. But is it really all that sad? Yes, some parts are, but are you sure that you can't turn this movie around and make it into a comedy? We'll have to see for ourselves…
First, we must consider the lines. One of my personal favorites is when Trunks wakes up after being knocked out by Gohan, and saying, "Darnit (yes, darnit) Gohan, why'd you go alone???". Incredible. But, just try saying that with your best imitation of a really really old guy's voice. Just try saying it now, "Darnit Go- * cough cough , Darnit Goh, wait was that again? Go-what? Ah yes, Gohan! Darnit Gohan, why'd you go- * has a seizure and suddenly dies *. As you can see, it would be very interesting if Trunks were 75 years old.
Didn't we all feel sad when Gohan died and Trunks found out? Yes, I was sad, until I saw some of the perfect opportunities for jokes! Trunks just had to bust out and say, "What did they do to you Gohan?". Well, Trunks, they calmly set him down and told him the reasons why they were destroying the world. Or maybe they made friends but Gohan accidentally fell off a cliff and died. OR MAYBE THEY KILLED HIM.
And, another favorite line of mine is when Bulma is explaining her father's "tactics" of inventing things. "Days seemed like minutes to him." Okay, let's do some math! Say it should take him a week to build something. How many minutes in a day? 60 X 24 people, put short it's 1440. 1440 X 7= *** runs for a calculator ***, 10080 days. Imagine how many years that would be! It's exactly 27.6164383561643835, etc. There should be a bar over that whole decimal number. So, I'm thinking the capsule should have taken him about a month. KABOOM, he is 100 years old after inventing it! No wonder that's ALL he invented…
Some parts of this movie are just impossible to understand! Take the part when Gohan gives the senzu bean to Trunks… heroic and noble. Smart? Not exactly. If Gohan had eaten the senzu bean, he would've been able to go SSJ and fly Trunks to Bulma before anything happened to him. BUT NO, he decided to give the world a few billion losses while giving himself up for some moron boy who would end up getting killed by a monster named Cell and stupidly trying to fight him with infinite muscle mass!
However, the first part of the movie is just… SHOCKING. Gohan is out for a walk while his father lay dying in bed. Now, he could have not known that his father was ill and Goku might've just dropped dead while he was out. But how would the rest of the Z team know? IT WAS SABOTAGE! THEY WERE SICK OF GOKU AND HIS HEROIC ACTS OF SAVING THE WORLD! They secretly planted that virus in his body, not knowing that future Yamcha would come and kick them all in the shin! Wait, that didn't make any sense… WHO GIVES (besides ChichiX)?
But now, it's time for the most fantabulous thing on earth… the interview with myself! And yes, I did say fantabulous! I know it's not a real word! ARG! Everyone's a critic…
Einstein_006: Hello Me. How's life?
Me: This is a trick. You're trying to lure me into a sense of safety and then you'll attack!
Einstein_006: No, I'm serious! My therapist gave me these wonderful pills… They only have the one weakness, and that's that I can't get angry, otherwise the effects will run out.
Me: TRICK! TRICK! YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME!
Einstein_006: Now my anger has risen and the pill's effects are gone! SIT DOWN YOUNG MAN.
Me: Yes mommy.
Einstein_006: I'm not mommy! Call me prince of all people named Me.
Me: Yes Prince of All People Named Me.
Einstein_006: Now, is Trunks really a good guy? Or is he out to get everyone else just like everyone else? *** grumbles about the lack of originality of Me's answers ***
Me: No, Trunks is actually a good guy. But Bulma was out to get him! Her time machine is actually just a video game. Trunks was really playing a video game while Bulma teamed up with the androids! Then she installed an ending where Trunks "destroys the androids". Oh, isn't Bulma smart?
Einstein_006: What the calculators? Anyway, what is the color of Gohan's hair? I've heard debates between raven and black.
Me: Raven is a synonym of black, so they are both right.
Einstein_006: YOU DARE PROVE ME WRONG! ARG! Now, if you had to rate The History of Trunks from 1-10, 10 being the best, what would you rate it and way?
Me: I'd give it a 10 because Piccolo died in it!
Einstein_006: YOU DARE INSULT PICCOLO! No, don't get angry Einstein, we'll kill Me AFTER THE SHOW, when all the little kids have left. So, Me, please leave with a statement!
Me: Okay! *** pulls out a capsule and out comes a large plane called a "statement" *** Bye you guys!
Einstein_006: HEY, NO ONE RUNS FROM ME WHEN I'M ABOUT TO MURDER THEM! COME BACK HERE!
Just 006: Goodbye all! Einstein and I have to go to… um… work?
Didn't you love it? I bet ChichiX didn't. She's planning to take over the world! Seizures from too much laughing? HAH! She's having seizures from all the good ideas I've given her about taking over the world! She's out to get me! AHHHHHHHHHHH! SHE'S COMING! RUN!!!!!!!!! Goodbye until next time, and please review! (er, no offense ChichiX? hehehehehehehehehhehee)
Ah yes, The History of Trunks, quite a classic TV special as I would put it. But is it really all that sad? Yes, some parts are, but are you sure that you can't turn this movie around and make it into a comedy? We'll have to see for ourselves…
First, we must consider the lines. One of my personal favorites is when Trunks wakes up after being knocked out by Gohan, and saying, "Darnit (yes, darnit) Gohan, why'd you go alone???". Incredible. But, just try saying that with your best imitation of a really really old guy's voice. Just try saying it now, "Darnit Go- * cough cough , Darnit Goh, wait was that again? Go-what? Ah yes, Gohan! Darnit Gohan, why'd you go- * has a seizure and suddenly dies *. As you can see, it would be very interesting if Trunks were 75 years old.
Didn't we all feel sad when Gohan died and Trunks found out? Yes, I was sad, until I saw some of the perfect opportunities for jokes! Trunks just had to bust out and say, "What did they do to you Gohan?". Well, Trunks, they calmly set him down and told him the reasons why they were destroying the world. Or maybe they made friends but Gohan accidentally fell off a cliff and died. OR MAYBE THEY KILLED HIM.
And, another favorite line of mine is when Bulma is explaining her father's "tactics" of inventing things. "Days seemed like minutes to him." Okay, let's do some math! Say it should take him a week to build something. How many minutes in a day? 60 X 24 people, put short it's 1440. 1440 X 7= *** runs for a calculator ***, 10080 days. Imagine how many years that would be! It's exactly 27.6164383561643835, etc. There should be a bar over that whole decimal number. So, I'm thinking the capsule should have taken him about a month. KABOOM, he is 100 years old after inventing it! No wonder that's ALL he invented…
Some parts of this movie are just impossible to understand! Take the part when Gohan gives the senzu bean to Trunks… heroic and noble. Smart? Not exactly. If Gohan had eaten the senzu bean, he would've been able to go SSJ and fly Trunks to Bulma before anything happened to him. BUT NO, he decided to give the world a few billion losses while giving himself up for some moron boy who would end up getting killed by a monster named Cell and stupidly trying to fight him with infinite muscle mass!
However, the first part of the movie is just… SHOCKING. Gohan is out for a walk while his father lay dying in bed. Now, he could have not known that his father was ill and Goku might've just dropped dead while he was out. But how would the rest of the Z team know? IT WAS SABOTAGE! THEY WERE SICK OF GOKU AND HIS HEROIC ACTS OF SAVING THE WORLD! They secretly planted that virus in his body, not knowing that future Yamcha would come and kick them all in the shin! Wait, that didn't make any sense… WHO GIVES (besides ChichiX)?
But now, it's time for the most fantabulous thing on earth… the interview with myself! And yes, I did say fantabulous! I know it's not a real word! ARG! Everyone's a critic…
Einstein_006: Hello Me. How's life?
Me: This is a trick. You're trying to lure me into a sense of safety and then you'll attack!
Einstein_006: No, I'm serious! My therapist gave me these wonderful pills… They only have the one weakness, and that's that I can't get angry, otherwise the effects will run out.
Me: TRICK! TRICK! YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME!
Einstein_006: Now my anger has risen and the pill's effects are gone! SIT DOWN YOUNG MAN.
Me: Yes mommy.
Einstein_006: I'm not mommy! Call me prince of all people named Me.
Me: Yes Prince of All People Named Me.
Einstein_006: Now, is Trunks really a good guy? Or is he out to get everyone else just like everyone else? *** grumbles about the lack of originality of Me's answers ***
Me: No, Trunks is actually a good guy. But Bulma was out to get him! Her time machine is actually just a video game. Trunks was really playing a video game while Bulma teamed up with the androids! Then she installed an ending where Trunks "destroys the androids". Oh, isn't Bulma smart?
Einstein_006: What the calculators? Anyway, what is the color of Gohan's hair? I've heard debates between raven and black.
Me: Raven is a synonym of black, so they are both right.
Einstein_006: YOU DARE PROVE ME WRONG! ARG! Now, if you had to rate The History of Trunks from 1-10, 10 being the best, what would you rate it and way?
Me: I'd give it a 10 because Piccolo died in it!
Einstein_006: YOU DARE INSULT PICCOLO! No, don't get angry Einstein, we'll kill Me AFTER THE SHOW, when all the little kids have left. So, Me, please leave with a statement!
Me: Okay! *** pulls out a capsule and out comes a large plane called a "statement" *** Bye you guys!
Einstein_006: HEY, NO ONE RUNS FROM ME WHEN I'M ABOUT TO MURDER THEM! COME BACK HERE!
Just 006: Goodbye all! Einstein and I have to go to… um… work?
Didn't you love it? I bet ChichiX didn't. She's planning to take over the world! Seizures from too much laughing? HAH! She's having seizures from all the good ideas I've given her about taking over the world! She's out to get me! AHHHHHHHHHHH! SHE'S COMING! RUN!!!!!!!!! Goodbye until next time, and please review! (er, no offense ChichiX? hehehehehehehehehhehee)