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Harry Potter And The Final Solution
Harry Potter was an unusual person. He owns a snowy owl as a pet. He
also likes school. Harry Potter is a 17yr. old wizard. He was supposedly one of
the greatest wizards that ever lived. Himself and a certain Albus Dumbeldore,
for the past few years, had been defending the entire world against Lord
Voldemort.
He had just taken his glasses off and got into bed, when he heard
the familiar, tap, tap, tap, of his owl Hedwig. When he got up to let her in, he
stubbed his toe on the corner of his trunk.
"
Damn it!" exclaimed Harry, as he hobbled to the window.
When Harry opened the window, not one, but five owls swooped into
his tiny room. Pigwidgeon fell to the floor, after a violent collision with the
newly installed ceiling fan. Harry retrieved the letter from the small scoop
owl, and set him in Hedwig's cage. He relieved the other owls of their burdens,
and they quickly flew out of the window, disappearing into the night. Hedwig
flew to her cage for a drink before also flying out to hunt.
The first letter was from his friend Ron:
Hey Harry,
How're the lousy muggles treatin' you? GUESS WHAT? Dad won the
lottery again! 25,000 Galleons!!!! We're moving to new house!!!!!!! You can come
any time you want! (Especially with your gift!)
Seeyah, Ron
Attached to the note was a small box. Harry tore the wrapping paper
off to reveal a set o keys.
"Keys are good," whispered Harry.
The note inside said:
Look out your
window!
Harry launched off his bed and stared at the driveway.
There sat a 1964 Porsche 911 Carrera. It was darker than night.
"Holy Shit! Thank you RON!!!!" whooped Harry
The Next gift and letter was from Hagrid, the gamekeeper at Hogwarts. It read:
Harry,
Harry, how's it going? Been getting your schoolwork done? I've
been busy recruiting people to battle against Voldemort. Well I've got to go.
Your Friend,
Hagrid
His gift turned out to be a strange ring. The note along with it read:
This ring will allow you to see anyone under and invisibility cloak
or see the true identity of someone using polyjuice potion.
"Awesome," exclaimed Harry.
The next letter was from Hermione, It read:
Dear Harry,
Do you remember our arrangement? If you have, I'll see you tomorrow
at Diagon Alley. If you've forgotten, I'll still see you tomorrow at Diagon
Alley. We'll talk then.
Love Always,
Your Girl,
Hermione
P.S.- Your gifts with me! Love you!
"Oh yeah," muttered Harry remembering now that he was supposed to pick Hermione
up to go to their job interviews at Hogwarts.
"Well if I'm going to make it in time, then I better leave now,"
whispered Harry to himself, as he gathered all of his possessions and put them
in his trunk.
He stopped suddenly when he realized that he still had two letters
left. One of the two was from Sirius, his godfather, and it read as follows:
Harry,
Can't talk much. I'm on a mission for Dumbledore. Your gift is
this: as soon as my name is cleared, you can live with me for as long as you
like.
Sirius
The last letter was written on muggle paper. Harry cautiously opened
it and began to read the strange loopy writing.
Dear Harry,
You do not know me. I do not know you. However, I knew
your parents. Scratch that, I know your parents. If you'd like to know more, go
to the Three Broomsticks after your interview with Professor Dumbeldore and ask
for your parcel.
Happy
Birthday!
Harry momentarily stared at the letter, several thoughts racing through his head
at once. He forgot about his thoughts, and worries when he brought his trunk
downstairs, and to his marvelous car.
He got in the car and started the engine to hear such a marvelous sound. He
rolled down the window, and as he drove down the street he yelled " Seeyah
Suckers!"
A block down, Harry found another note along with a map.
Dear Harry,
On the map, the route to our new house is marked. The booklet (under
the seat) will explain all the muggle features along with the magical ones we
added.
Love,
The Weaslys
"Sweet" voiced Harry as he revved the engine once more, and shot out of the
neighborhood.
not belong to me. The only thing that belongs to me is the plot.
Harry Potter And The Final Solution
Harry Potter was an unusual person. He owns a snowy owl as a pet. He
also likes school. Harry Potter is a 17yr. old wizard. He was supposedly one of
the greatest wizards that ever lived. Himself and a certain Albus Dumbeldore,
for the past few years, had been defending the entire world against Lord
Voldemort.
He had just taken his glasses off and got into bed, when he heard
the familiar, tap, tap, tap, of his owl Hedwig. When he got up to let her in, he
stubbed his toe on the corner of his trunk.
"
Damn it!" exclaimed Harry, as he hobbled to the window.
When Harry opened the window, not one, but five owls swooped into
his tiny room. Pigwidgeon fell to the floor, after a violent collision with the
newly installed ceiling fan. Harry retrieved the letter from the small scoop
owl, and set him in Hedwig's cage. He relieved the other owls of their burdens,
and they quickly flew out of the window, disappearing into the night. Hedwig
flew to her cage for a drink before also flying out to hunt.
The first letter was from his friend Ron:
Hey Harry,
How're the lousy muggles treatin' you? GUESS WHAT? Dad won the
lottery again! 25,000 Galleons!!!! We're moving to new house!!!!!!! You can come
any time you want! (Especially with your gift!)
Seeyah, Ron
Attached to the note was a small box. Harry tore the wrapping paper
off to reveal a set o keys.
"Keys are good," whispered Harry.
The note inside said:
Look out your
window!
Harry launched off his bed and stared at the driveway.
There sat a 1964 Porsche 911 Carrera. It was darker than night.
"Holy Shit! Thank you RON!!!!" whooped Harry
The Next gift and letter was from Hagrid, the gamekeeper at Hogwarts. It read:
Harry,
Harry, how's it going? Been getting your schoolwork done? I've
been busy recruiting people to battle against Voldemort. Well I've got to go.
Your Friend,
Hagrid
His gift turned out to be a strange ring. The note along with it read:
This ring will allow you to see anyone under and invisibility cloak
or see the true identity of someone using polyjuice potion.
"Awesome," exclaimed Harry.
The next letter was from Hermione, It read:
Dear Harry,
Do you remember our arrangement? If you have, I'll see you tomorrow
at Diagon Alley. If you've forgotten, I'll still see you tomorrow at Diagon
Alley. We'll talk then.
Love Always,
Your Girl,
Hermione
P.S.- Your gifts with me! Love you!
"Oh yeah," muttered Harry remembering now that he was supposed to pick Hermione
up to go to their job interviews at Hogwarts.
"Well if I'm going to make it in time, then I better leave now,"
whispered Harry to himself, as he gathered all of his possessions and put them
in his trunk.
He stopped suddenly when he realized that he still had two letters
left. One of the two was from Sirius, his godfather, and it read as follows:
Harry,
Can't talk much. I'm on a mission for Dumbledore. Your gift is
this: as soon as my name is cleared, you can live with me for as long as you
like.
Sirius
The last letter was written on muggle paper. Harry cautiously opened
it and began to read the strange loopy writing.
Dear Harry,
You do not know me. I do not know you. However, I knew
your parents. Scratch that, I know your parents. If you'd like to know more, go
to the Three Broomsticks after your interview with Professor Dumbeldore and ask
for your parcel.
Happy
Birthday!
Harry momentarily stared at the letter, several thoughts racing through his head
at once. He forgot about his thoughts, and worries when he brought his trunk
downstairs, and to his marvelous car.
He got in the car and started the engine to hear such a marvelous sound. He
rolled down the window, and as he drove down the street he yelled " Seeyah
Suckers!"
A block down, Harry found another note along with a map.
Dear Harry,
On the map, the route to our new house is marked. The booklet (under
the seat) will explain all the muggle features along with the magical ones we
added.
Love,
The Weaslys
"Sweet" voiced Harry as he revved the engine once more, and shot out of the
neighborhood.