The Day Harry Potter Ruled the Earth
By: YoungPadfoot
Note: ^_^ insert evil laughter here
The Day Harry Potter Ruled the Earth
The day Harry Potter took over the world, all the books written by J. R. Tolken would be universally banned and thrown onto bonfires sponsored by the Warner Bros. Company.
All catholic schools, or schools that wore uniforms for that manner, would have a change of dress code. Plaid would turn to grayish black and robes would be issued out to all the eager little kiddies.
The Oscars committee would severely punished for not giving out any awards to 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone'. They would be tied to stakes outside their big, corporate office building and rotten tomatoes would be handed out to all those who also wished to express anger.
Elijah Wood would have to lock himself in his oversized condominium while protesters plastered his house with Harry Potter posters or Lord of the Rings posters that sported Elijah's face with big red x's and in large letters that read 'Lotr sux!'
The automatic best-seller list would be dedicated to the HP books, never giving other books a chance to achieve fame and leaving them in the dust of the big bad book reviewers.
Anybody who condemned the books would too, regret their decision. As punishment, they were to be tied down to a chair in a white room where the HP audio tapes played non-stop.
Boys all over the world would go into their school yards during recess to compare their wand size. (No, I didn't mean that in a sick way… ;-) )
Harry Potter haters, such as those who burned the books because they thought they were based on the works of Satan, would be brought to a trial and sentenced to a long time in Azkaban.
Written just to waste time…. Enjoy!!!