The Day Harry Potter Ruled the Earth!!!
Chapter 2
By: YoungPadfoot
Note: I DO NOT HATE LORD OF THE RINGS!! I like Lotr very much, but I would think those who are Harry Potter characters would not… Enjoy!!
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The Day Harry Potter Ruled the Earth!!!
Chapter 2
If Harry Potter ruled the earth, the Lord of the Rings cast would be forced to be servants to Daniel Radcliff, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint. The great cast of Harry Potter are so merciful to take them in cause all the employment agencies would instantly turn them away.
Tom Felton ( Also works for Draco Malfoy if you like to think in bood terms ) would go skinny-dipping in his pools of money singing 'If you got the money honey, I got the time'. ( For all you who don't know where this phrase comes from, it's a Willy Nelson song….. I have no life…)
Voldemort would become the new leader of the 'KKK'. (Note: THIS IS STRICTLY FOR FUN. IF I OFFEND ANYONE, MY DEEPEST APOLOGISES)
Daniel Radcliff would be paired up against Hailey Joul (or however u spell it) Osmend in 'Celebrity Boxing'. (Hmm… Two little kids beating the crap out of each other… How amusing!)
MAD Magazine would wake up the next morning to find their office building in flames due to the spoof edition they put out of the Harry Potter movie. (Then again, it was rather funny…)
J.K Rowling would kick Queen Elizabeth (Or whatever the British Queen is) off her high thrown and would proclaim herself the new Queen. She would also make Prince Charles lick her overpriced high-heels and kiss the ground she walks on.
The entire movie industry would go broke, due to that Warner Brothers owned everything. There would be 'The Matrix; Harry Potter Style!!' (I'd actually pay to see that, but that's just me…)
Soccer would be replaced with a form of Quidditch. Jet-propelled brooms would be specially produced for such an occasion.
'Muggles' or 'Non magical people' would become a myth. Unicorns and Dragons would be the new feature of 'Jack Hanna's Animal Aventures'.
'Muggle' would be considered a dirty curse word. (Muggle!! oOo, I said a bad word…)
Hitler would rise from the grave to ally himself with Voldemort and the DeathEathers. (Note: JUST FOR FUN! NO OFFENCE!!)