Let's go and kill some fuckers and give them a fucking death sentence! Thanks to my good friend "Avenger44" for this, three targets? Not a first, but this should be something, also we are close... To, Ozzie's but we need to go and see how a Goth is doing. Enjoy reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"More kills and a Gothic friend"
(October 16. Somewhere South of Michigan.)
A group of boys are gathered here at an old and abandoned warehouse, and they cheer and yell, and there is the sounds of whimpering and small barking, inside we see this small brown fluffy puppy and she is scared and inside of a cage, and barking at the ones who captured her. Who are they? Jack Mentos, Billy Uno and Roger Casey.
But there is another reason why this little puppy is angry at them, they are playing with the naked corpse of her owner, a woman who owns a pet store, and now she is dead and then Jack has a chainsaw and he cheers. "This is the best thing we have ever done" He then uses the chainsaw and he massacres the woman's remains.
"Hell yeah dude!" cheered Billy. "That bitch didn't see us coming, and hearing all those animals screaming in the fire, was awesome! Screw those dumb things, they deserved to die!"
"Stupid dumb cats, I hate cats and hamsters!" yelled Roger. He then sees the puppy barking at them, and so he yells at it and the puppy whimpers and hides. This makes Roger laugh. "I hate dogs too! So, what do we do with this stupid thing?"
Billy smirks. "I don't know, eat that stupid thing? I mean, it is an animal. We eat animals, I wonder how it tastes like."
"Oh, I wanna know what it tastes like!" Jack then removes the head of the dead woman, and he goes closer to the frightened puppy. "You wanna talk to your owner? Look, here she is you stupid animal!" He throws the head, at the cage and this scares the little thing.
The three boys cheer and laugh, and then they gather the fire and fuel, and then they get the caged puppy. "Alright, we now see if this thing tastes good, if not then we still have some left over pizza to enjoy boys" replied Roger. "This is going to be an awesome night, just like any other."
Billy then asks. "Tomorrow, should we go and rob and burn the school?"
"Which school though?" Jack has the matches, and he puts some gas onto the wood to burn.
"Who cares?" replied Roger, and he shakes the cage with the puppy inside. "What matters is that we do what we want, and everyone in this dumb town dies and burns, this is what they get for messing with us, and locking us away. Also, we should burn the police station. I wanna hear the cops scream and die."
Then he opens the cage and he grabs the puppy, but it bites him. "Ow!" the puppy tries to flee, but then Jack throws a brick and the small creature is hit and is now on the ground and in pain, the boys gather around and they start kicking, beating and stomping on the puppy.
But then some chains and rope are wrapped around them. "What the heck?!" They are then pulled and are now shackled to some chairs, and thy try to struggle and get free. "Hey! Who did this?!"
Lincoln then comes down, and he goes over to the badly wounded puppy, and he can hear it whimpering and he sees some tears. Luna goes over, and so does Loona. Blitzo, Velvet and Verosika keep the boys chained and tied. The three boys know who they all are.
"Oh, shit the demons from Royal Woods?! Dude, we are huge fans!" said Jack.
"We heard all about you guys, and you are awesome and also kinda hot" replied Roger.
"We never thought we'd see you guys here. You here to help us ruin the town and everyone else?" asked Billy.
Loona checks the puppy, but then it stops whimpering, and they watch as the life in its eyes are no more. They see the massacred remains of the puppy's owner, and this breaks their heart. Luna then carries the deceased puppy. "Let me go and bury her somewhere."
They all nod and allow her to. Lincoln and Loona feel bad for the little canine, it didn't deserve this beating and torture. Then Billy speaks. "Hey, where is she going with our food?" Now that angers them all. Blitzo is pissed off.
"Oh, shut the fuck up asshole!" He uses a double-barrel shotgun and he shoots the foot of the boy and then he shoots the feet of the other boys, and they scream in pain since they're feet got blown off. "We're not with you assholes, some folks in hell want you fuckers dead."
"And kept in an eternity of pure agony." Velvet snickers, and she has the soul orb, and this confuses the three boys.
"What are you guys doing? We're doing what we wanna do. What did we do wrong?" asked Roger.
"Yeah, what the heck is going on here? We're just being the bad boys around the place" replied Jack.
But then Lincoln covers them in kerosene, and the three boys see Loona, and she looks pissed and she has the matches. Lincoln remains silent, and so does Loona, and there is rage within their eyes. Jack then speaks. "Wait, wait. What do you guys want? We will give you anything, don't do this to us!"
Lincoln is enraged, and he pierces the stomach of Jack and he growls. "What do we want? That innocent pet shop owner alive, and her little innocent pup. You three are stains of this world, and the clients want you three dead, so we're doing the world and the town nearby, a big fucking favor."
Lincoln removes his claws, and Roger and Billy panic seeing Jack's intestine spill out. They cry and beg them not to, but the anger within Lincoln and Loona is very strong and dark, and then Velvet has the camera rolling. "Alright, in five four three two and... Light 'em up!"
Loona tosses the lit matches, and the three boys are now on fire, they scream in agony as the flames are now cooking them alive, and Verosika snickers as she sees the soul orbs glowing red, ready to claim their souls to be trapped in eternal suffering.
Lincoln and Loona look on, and then Luna joins in watching this after she buried the puppy, and they all watch as these three boys, Jack Mentos, Billy Uno and Roger Casey are tortured in the flames of death.
(October 17. Lake Eddy.)
Here we see Moxxie, Millie, Lucy, Haiku, Dante, Morpheus, Boris and Persephone, and the group look to the cruise ship, and they see the name of this vessel. "The S.S. Fun..." They all remain silent, and then Moxxie continues. "Now I see why your former president Bertrand is in deep peril. Are we really doing this?"
"We have to" replied Lucy. "Despite the fact she has been a total annoyance and menace to us, he changed, and gave us a book that we could use. Now, the time has come for us to help him get out of this mess, and if we manage to bring him back home, then he can join us all for Casket-Con."
"Then what the hell are we waiting for?" said Millie. "Let's go and... Wait, how do you guys know he needs help?"
"This thing." Haiku points to the Pelican. "We were having our usual meeting at the cemetery the other day, and then this sea bird shows up and hands us this note, and it is a desperate note where Bertrand is in need. We cannot let him suffer her, it is not even the best kind of suffering."
"Well then, let's go and speak to the parents" replied Moxxie.
Boris then raises his hand. "So, we're not going to go with the special escape plans awe had in store?"
Moxxie sighs and he explains. "Kids, these escape plans could backfire, and you could all get hurt, or worse other folks could get hurt. Best leave this to the responsible grownups. We understand Lucy, and the rest of you and we managed to reason with your parents on how you feel, let us do this for all of you."
Millie also agrees. "Because if things went your way, then chances it could become very comedic and there might be a lot of failure, but to make sure they don't leave yet..." They spot Two Assault Destroyers in the water and on guard. "We called some backup, and it's nice to lie to some warships and the sinner sisters about what we need."
They all head onboard the cruise ship, but the Young Morticians club are confused about this lie that the two imps spoke to this powerful naval guard. They then spot the captain of this ship, and she is also guarding the entrance, and they recognize her. "Excuse me, are you the mother of Bertrand?"
Her name is Quinn D.G Tally. "Hey there, you're the imps from Royal Woods. Good to see you guys, is there a problem here? Because, I am so confused by those very impressive ships, also earlier... Was I seeing things? Those ships came from the land!"
"You weren't dreaming, lady" replied Millie. "Those ships are amphibious, and can go on land to become tanks. But we're missing the bigger picture here, we're here to talk to your husband, Brad and your son, Bertrand."
This confuses the woman, and then she asks. "What did my son do this time?"
"He didn't do anything, we just wanna have a word with you and your husband" replied Moxxie. The woman nods, and they follow her into the ship, and then they spot the life guard, Brad. The husband of Quinn and the father of Bertrand.
"Dear, these folks from Royal Woods wish to speak with us, and it involves our son."
"Wait what? What did he do? He hasn't even left the ship..."
"My friends!" Bertrand goes over, but he seems different, he has a tan. "Oh this? Yes, this is... I didn't have a choice, they wouldn't allow me to linger in my room longer. This cruise ship is a nightmare for me."
This confuses the parents. "Wait, what do you mean, sport?" asked Brad.
"This is why we are here" replied Moxxie, he then looks towards Lucy. "Explain to them, please."
Lucy nods and then she speaks. "Bertrand sent a message to us, via pelican and it informed us that he needs to get off this ship. This S.S. Fun is something that doesn't make him happy. Bertrand is a Goth, just like us and to have him here and become tanned and spend his days with happy folks, doesn't sound right to us. He is miserable, and not in a good way."
"She has a point, guys" replied Millie. "My husband and I, we understand our little girl and her Goth thing. We know how she feels and what she likes, and she's always open to spreading her emotions when it counts, and we also had a chat with the parents of the other Goth kids."
Moxxie continues. "We ensured that they would understand their Goth children and allow them to see what they have been missing, and not understanding, or even listening. They all have their own ways and wants, and what they want is how a Goth kid likes it, but they just need a little guidance, and some moral support. That's how well parenting works, and we became parents after we adopted Lucy."
Quinn and Brad are surprised, and they look to their Goth son. "Bertrand, is this true?"
Bertrand nods. "Yes, it is. Mother, Father. I find this whole cruise to be quite, unnerving and causing me mental misery, this fun and sunshine moment is not for me and it never was. This is not who I am, because who I am is a Morticians Club member, someone who was once a leader, but would wish to come back, and spend my time with my friends."
"Surely, I did enjoy myself when we traveled to other locations, which had origins of dark and witchcraft and other demonics, but things have changed when you altered the courses to locations that were more into vacation and sunny smiles and fun, and that is not who I am. You have to understand, Royal Woods is my home, and my dark and gloomy and brooding friends are my family."
"And he has made up for his actions" replied Lucy. The others also agree.
Quinn and Brad think about it, and then they smile. "Alright, kiddo" replied Quinn. "If you wanna go back to Royal Woods, then it's alright with us. We'll come by and visit when we can."
"You can stay with your Aunt Maddeline. She's a life support coach, and a positive person, but she raises snakes. What do you say, sport?"
Bertrand is surprised. "I have an aunt Maddeline?" He then thinks about this. "This will do, thank you mother and father." They then share a hug, and this makes the others happy to know that Bertrand is coming back to Royal Woods, Dante then opens the pelican's mouth and places the paper with their plans inside.
Bertrand then departs from the hug. "But, before I do go. How about one last conga line?"
"Now you're talking!" cheered the parents. "Conga Line!" Everyone gets into formation, for this party. Seeing that there is no chance of stopping this, the Young Morticians Club join in, and so do Moxxie and Millie, but then Moxxie contacts the Assault Destroyers.
"Gentlemen, the bomb has been removed and defused, also come and join in this cruise ship party." He then places his phone away, and they get to the cruise ship celebration.
Millie then cheers. "The others are fucking missing out on this!"
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: Thank you again to "Avenger44" for the target and client, and this other half is based on the episode called "Loathe Boat" but without the ridiculous and comedic attemps to help with the escape. I hope that you all enjoyed reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Date made: 8/9/22 – 8/10/22.
