Frieza's Rock and Roll Saga
by Dan Fizz (Frieza2000-XTC, Sudit) fizzzzzz@worldnet.att.net
Chapter 1
(Introduction)
And there Frieza sat, on a rock in hell, thinking thoughts he'd thought many times before. "I can't believe I got killed by a monkey." A small demonic creature pranced up to Frieza. "My Frieza, your looking unpleasant today. Is something wrong?" it said sarcastically. "Shut up!" Frieza shouted.
"Aw, your feeling down again. Thinkin' about your miserable wasted life?" it taunted. "I said shut up!" he yelled. "Where could I have gone wrong? I should have killed all those monkeys from the beginning!" he continued to rave. "I was so close! I almost had it! Damn those monkeys!" he said.
"Frieza, it's really your own fault," it continued to taunt, "you should have been a good boy. Oh, don't think I wish you had, though. We're glad to have you down here." "Be quiet you little imp, or I'll obliterate you!" he threatened. "Oh, but Frieza, you know you've been too weak to hurt anyone for millennia."
Frieza growled with incredible anger. "I could have been eternal king of the universe. Instead I got eternal torment in this god forsaken hell hole!!!" he wailed. "Oh yeah, and that wish of yours, it's really stupid." "Wha?" Frieza blurted. "Think about it, you live on forever, but the universe won't. When it ends, where would you go? You would float in space for all eternity." "That's better than being here!" Frieza argued. "Well, at least I managed to enjoy what life I had, except for those last few months." He said. "And was it worth an eternity of torment, Frieza?" The imp asked. "With the dragon balls, I could have ended up in heaven no mater what I did! I say it was well worth the risk!" Frieza said. "And you ended up here because of that risk. You failed, and now you must live with it for all eternity! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!" Frieza lunged at the creature, but it was far too quick for him. Frustrated, he resumed his position on the rock.
"Well cheer up Frieza, maybe the final chapter of your life has not yet been written. Maybe someone will wish you back. Those dragon balls still exist you know. Although, whoever wishes you back would have to be one of the stupidest people in the universe."
"Oh shut up! It's been over 300 millennia! Who's ever heard of me?! Beside, you said it yourself, what kind of idiot would wish ME back?!"
The creature ignored him and looked at its watch. "Oh look, it's time to relive your death over and over! Come here Trunks!" it called into the flames. A dark shadow resembling Trunks slowly approached with a rusty, yet sharp blade. "Not again!" Frieza pleaded to himself.