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How many ministry workers does it take to light up a wand?
- Anytime a worker tries they are forbidden by the Minister of Magic who doesn't understand why they need them lit in the first place. [by Kat]
How many Dursleys would it take to light up a wand?
-One Dursley and a blow torch [by Rubi Granger, adapted]
How many Slytherins does it take to light a wand?
-Two. One to do it, and the other one to steal it and take credit for it. [by Jaina Lusa Solo]
A/N: I resent that!
How many house elves does it take to light up a wand?
-We don't know that yet, but we do know those buggers beat themselves up over their masters wands... [by SamWitch]
How many Potions Masters does it take to light up a wand?
-One but, "As there is little foolish wand-waving . . ." I doubt he'll do it(First book pg 136). [by Duchess of Hell]
A/N: Love the citation
How many Malfoys does it take to light a wand?
-None, that's servant stuff. [by lightning bug, adapted]
How many Slytherins does it take to light up a wand?
-Depends how far up Draco Malfoy's butt it is [by Evie]
A/N: Shame on you, driving up my rating to PG!
How many Professors does it take to light up a wand?
-We don't know, they're never around when you need them. [by Rose]
[A/N Here's a whole mess of 'em from Sailor Twilight.]
How Many Slytherins does it take to light up a wand?
-None, because they can't figure it out so they have to cheat by going to the Gryffindor who lit up the wand! ~ Then, they get Professor Snape to take house points from Gryffindor and take the poor guy/gal's wand!
How many Neville Longbottoms does it take to light up a wand?
- We don't know, he never did it correctly... *ducks blast from Neville's wand as he tries*
How many Deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
- Don't know that one either, as soon as I saw the Dark Mark in the sky, I didn't hang around to see what happened next... *runs and hides*
How many Flobberworms does it take to light up a wand?
-Let's not even go there... O.o;
How many Gryffindors does it take to light up a wand?
-Four, one to do it and three to brag about how he did it fair and square. [by Kocchi Highwind]
How many animagi does it take to light up a wand?
-Depends on how many of them turn into dragons [tigerhawk567]
How many defense against the darks arts professors does it take to light a wand?
-A hell of alot until lupin comes back. [by barmybeth]
A/N: More rating-raisers ... this'll ruin my reputation
[A/N: Finally, a couple more from your honored host.]
How many D.A.D.A. profs does it take to light up a wand?
-One per year
How many Divination professors does it take to light up a wand?
-Just one, but to do it she needs her crystal ball, some tea leaves, incense, a star chart, a Tarot deck ...
How many dementors does it take to light up a wand?
-None, nobody in their right minds would let one of those things near a wand.
How many Gryffindors does it take to light up a wand?
-Three to do the lighting and a whole house of them to applaud wildly when they win the House Cup for it, snatching it out of the grasp of the Slytherins who won it fair and square in the first place.
How many CoMC profs does it take to light up a wand?
-None, they just shove it into a pen with some Blast-End Skrewts and watch it catch flame.
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Thanks again! I know there are more funny-people out there than this ...
send in your gags and let's see if we can get enough for a third chapter!
(Oh yeah, and keep 'em clean, chaps. No Harry Potter porn for this Slytherin.)