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How many Lily Evanses does it take to light up a wand?
~One - she lights her own and everyone elses because she did their homework for the 7 years of Hogwarts and the rest never bothered to learn. [by teenage_witch]
How long does it take Hermione to light up a wand?
~Two seconds, just after she has spent all night looking for the right book. [by Elven Devil]
A/n: Hey, this isn't a 'how many' joke! (Doesn't matter, I like it anyway)
How many Ministry members does it take to light up a wand?
~One and and a Minister of Magic telling him that the wand just *hasn't* come back. [by Lily Smith]
How many Ministry of Magic workers does it take to light a wand?
~A wand? ... Forget the wand, they need to dawn some light in Fudge's head. [by Jedi Serena Potter]
How many trolls does it take to light up a wand?
~He's got to dig it out of his nose first.
How many Gryfindors does it take to light up a wand?
~One, Harry Potter and the whole house cheering and waving banners becasue he did it so bravely! [by Zahrah Thomson-Radcliffe]
A/n: Sad but true.
How many Death Eaters does it take to light up a wand?
~Only one, but you'll have to get out the Veritaserum to make him confess.
How many Weasleys does it take to light up a wand?
~Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk about not getting credit for lighting up the last one, Fred and George to try
and blow it up, Percy to yell at Fred and George, Charlie to hold it in front of a cranky dragon, and Bill to roll his eyes at all of them. [by Charon]
A/n: And Molly to bellow at them and Arthur to pretend he didn't think blowing it up was funny
How many Hufflepuffs does it take to light up a wand?
~However many it is, they're going to have to try to do it with one less from now on ...
How many Dumbledores does it take to light up a wand?
~We're going to have to settle for one (the other is busy practicing inappropriate charms on a goat)
How many fanfic writers does it take to light up a wand?
~None ... alas, all we can do is write about it.
How many Creeveys does it take to light up a wand?
~Just one, he did all by himself, it was awesome, and I bet Harry can't wait to hear all about it, right, Harry?
How many Slytherins does it take to light up a wand?
-Light? What are Slytherins gonna do with light? [by Godforsaken]
A/n: Hunt down their prey, that's what.
How many foreign exchange students does it take to light up a wand?
~Apparently, millions.
[A/n: Ariana Deralte sent in a whole bunch]
How many escaped convicts does it take to light a wand?
~One, but he needs to steal the wand first.
How many Quidditch captains does it take to light up a wand?
~Don't know, could never get them to focus on anything other than quidditch.
How many Ministers of Magic does it take to light a wand?
~Just one, but he needs to ask Dumbledore for advice first.
Judging by the Fudge-bashing going on around here, he wouldn't ask Dumbledore for advice ...
How many Death Eaters does it take to light a wand?
~Fifty: forty-eight to watch, one to be tortured by the Dark Lord, and one to light the wand.
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The ones that have been sent in are awesome ... but surely, surely
one or more of you can come up with a good Hufflepuff joke.
That's the weekly challenge. Maybe we can have an all-Hufflepuff chapter.