[Author's Note] Five chapters ... inconcievable. As promised, here's a whole slew especially dedicated to the noble badger. Somewhere, Helga is rolling around in her yellow-silk-lined grave. (A couple appeared in other chapters and are being reposted, just to keep all the Huffles together in one page)
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How many Hufflepuffs does it take to light a wand?
~Three: one to flash a brilliant smile and do it perfectly, one to point a pudgy finger at Harry and shout "He did it!" accusingly, and one to swing her pigtails back and forth nodding in agreement. [by Amara]

How many Hufflepuffs does it take to light a wand?
~Well, I s'pose three or four together could bungle up a plan, but aren't their robes bright enough? [by Amara]

How many Hufflepuffs does it take to light up a wand?
~One, but then s/he'll probably get murdered just for being there [by Kaylin]

How many Hufflepuffs does it take to light up a wand?
~However many it is, they're going to have to try to do it with one less from now on ...

How many Hufflepuffs does it take to light a wand?
~One, but he has to be devilishly handsome or nobody will notice. [by Me ... well, not *me*, but someone claiming to be "Me"]

How many Hufflepuffs does it take to light a wand?
~You tell me how many Hufflepuffs there are, and I'll tell you how many it takes to light a wand. [by Ariana Deralte]

How many Hufflepuffs does it take to light a wand?
~Just one, but he has to be told how by a friendly Gryffindor first. [by Ariana Deralte]

How many Hufflepuffs does it take to light up a wand?
~It doesn't matter. As long as they tried their hardest, they're all winners. [by Kocchi Highwind]

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That was fun. You know, the old 'Claws have really been getting the easy side of this whole wand-gag thing. Next assignment: How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand? You tell me. Little button on the left. You know the routine.