Will you look at that. Six chapters of nothing but Lumos.
Really, I ought to consolidate some of these ...
maybe split them into sections, one for each Hogwarts house
or something ...
Or maybe I could just keep posting them as I get them and
enjoying the sometimes brilliant, sometimes groanable stuff
that you guys come up with. This is too much fun.
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How many Marauders does it take to light up a wand?
~Only one, but then he'll use it to light up Snape *evil grin* [by Ashley Potter]
[A/n: Amara sent in a whole plethora, and they're some of the best yet.]
How many Herbology Professors does it take to light a wand?
~Just one, but they can't do it around a Devil's Snare.
How many Deatheaters does it take to light a wand?
~Three: one to light the wand, one to toe the ground and mumble an apology, and one to prostrate himself before the Dark Lord and offer another arm.
How many Mary Sues does it take light a wand?
~Her glowing smile would do the trick.
A/n: *shrieks with laughter*
How many Neville Longbottoms does it take to light a wand?
~Oh, one, I suppose, but we don't want the dear to hurt himself, do we?
How many of Malfoy's henchman does it take to light a wand?
~Light a wand? Them? Ha! Okay, let's be serious now.
How many Squibs does it take to light a wand?
~Ten: four to babble excitedly about their FABULOUS experiences with the Kwikspell Course, two to brandish their wands and emit a spark or two, three to glance around furtively and sneak a match from their pockets, and one to grumble about cleaning up the whole mess.
How many Rita Skeeters does it take to light a wand?
~Just one, but her Quick-Quotes-Quill will probably write a gripping article about a raging fire that burnt down the beloved Ollivanders factory in Hogsmeade (Fine Makers of Wands Since 382 B.C.)
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
~None. Why do you think he's called the *Dark* Lord? [by Murgatroyd]
[A/n: Four really, really good ones from All Mighty Terrestrial]
Hey, how many cenataurs does it take to light up a wand?
~None. Mars is unusually bright tonight.
How many expelled students does it take to light up a wand?
~Wand? What wand? They got rid of the pieces after they were expelled. They swear.
How many basilisks does it take to light up a wand?
~No one's ever been able to get close enough to find out.
How many phoenixes does it take to light up a wand?
~One, if you catch it just as it bursts into flames. Hopeless, otherwise. It can sing you to sleep though, if you're afraid of the dark.
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How many Marauders does it take to light up a wand?
~Only one, but then he'll use it to light up Snape *evil grin* [by Ashley Potter]
[A/n: Amara sent in a whole plethora, and they're some of the best yet.]
How many Herbology Professors does it take to light a wand?
~Just one, but they can't do it around a Devil's Snare.
How many Deatheaters does it take to light a wand?
~Three: one to light the wand, one to toe the ground and mumble an apology, and one to prostrate himself before the Dark Lord and offer another arm.
How many Mary Sues does it take light a wand?
~Her glowing smile would do the trick.
A/n: *shrieks with laughter*
How many Neville Longbottoms does it take to light a wand?
~Oh, one, I suppose, but we don't want the dear to hurt himself, do we?
How many of Malfoy's henchman does it take to light a wand?
~Light a wand? Them? Ha! Okay, let's be serious now.
How many Squibs does it take to light a wand?
~Ten: four to babble excitedly about their FABULOUS experiences with the Kwikspell Course, two to brandish their wands and emit a spark or two, three to glance around furtively and sneak a match from their pockets, and one to grumble about cleaning up the whole mess.
How many Rita Skeeters does it take to light a wand?
~Just one, but her Quick-Quotes-Quill will probably write a gripping article about a raging fire that burnt down the beloved Ollivanders factory in Hogsmeade (Fine Makers of Wands Since 382 B.C.)
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
~None. Why do you think he's called the *Dark* Lord? [by Murgatroyd]
[A/n: Four really, really good ones from All Mighty Terrestrial]
Hey, how many cenataurs does it take to light up a wand?
~None. Mars is unusually bright tonight.
How many expelled students does it take to light up a wand?
~Wand? What wand? They got rid of the pieces after they were expelled. They swear.
How many basilisks does it take to light up a wand?
~No one's ever been able to get close enough to find out.
How many phoenixes does it take to light up a wand?
~One, if you catch it just as it bursts into flames. Hopeless, otherwise. It can sing you to sleep though, if you're afraid of the dark.
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I'm still collecting for that Ravenclaw chapter. It'll show up soon.