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How many Ravenclaws does it take to light a wand?
~One, but she has to do it in between being fawned by Harry [by Chablis Jameson]
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
~Why use a wand when they already created a new quantum-theory for wandless magic? [by Melisa Spellcaster]
How many Ravenclws does it take to light a wand?
~Twenty-two: five running around the library to find the quickest, most effective manner. Seven to practice the spell to make sure that its safe and it works. Three to inform the professors of what they're doing so they can get the credit. Four to contemplate over whos wand has the best core material for performing this spell. One to stand by with a fire extinguisher just in case. One to actually light the wand and one more to point out how I spelled "Ravenclaw" wrong...those clever Ravenclaws! [by Alyson the Geek Lord]
[A/n: Sailor Juno actually came up with three.]
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
~Who has time for silly things like lighting wands when there are only eight months until OWLs?
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
~A whole house to study on various ways to do the task, then one Ravenclaw to do the actual lighting.
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
~None--Cho can just get Harry to do if for them.
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
~One to actually light it, all the rest to slowly and clearly explain how it was done to the rest of the houses. ;) [by Ravenlink]
[A/n: Here's two from Ariana Deralte, who says "Right, these are getting worse ... oh well"]
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
~None. They get their boyfriends from the other houses to do it.
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
~Just one, but they better get extra credit for it.
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light a wand?
~One. All the have to do is say, "Lumos!" [by Ges]
A/n: Notably, this one was dubbed as "ultra-super lame" by Ges herself
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light a wand?
~Four. One to light the wand, one to suppose that there's an easier way to do it, one to reasearch the easier way, and on to light it the easier way. [by Urania]
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
~One-unless you count books as people, in that case, 23. (what, she *had* to make sure she did it absolutly perfectly, even though she won't get any credit for it, because nothing interesting ever happens to Ravenclaws) [by BlueIce]
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
No idea.
What?! A Ravenclaw without an idea?! Hell must have frozen over. [by selena]
A/n: In the original submission, the second "idea" was replaced by
the word "idiot" ... it took me a long time to figure that out.
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light a wand?
~Only one. But then she'll take the wand and start doing all sorts of 7th year stuff with it... [by Cassandra Anthemyst]
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light a wand?
~Probably just one, but why would a Ravenclaw light up a wand when s/he could make the entire room glow with sparkling, rainbow lights? (Minestry of Magic's Advanced Show Spells, page 1426 subsecion C) [by Aijou Hermione]
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light a wand?
~It depends; you take the cubic volume of the wand, multiplied by the average density of the wood, and divide it by the mean magical ability of the Ravenclaws in question... [by Elspeth]
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light a wand?
~Two. One to light it, and one to cry about Cedric, and use it to light the way to his grave. [by Ges]
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
~One, but she has to lead harry Poter on, smooch with nine other quiditch guys and make Draco scream first. [by Sakura-Revolution]
A/n: Okaaaaaay ....
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light a wand?
~Just one, because s/he stayed up all night studying on how to do it properly. [by Rubi Granger]
[A/n: And finally, three from Charon, who calls this "the best series ever"]
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
~Just one, but it'll never be mentioned in any of the books.
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
~According to the latest study done by wand-lighting experts and the most recent census taken by the Ministry of Magic, combined with the average count of students necessary from the Hogwarts records, with the x-factor of Ravenclaws generally being more academically talented than other students polled...
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
~You've seen a Ravenclaw? In Hogwarts?
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How many Hufflepuffs does it take to light up a wand?
~The entire house; their 'loyalty' will keep 'em at it no matter how hard they have to try. [by Taracollowen]
How many Hufflepuffs does it take to light up a wand?
~Only one, but they're so loyal he'll probably tell you it took the whole house. [by Ithica]
[A/n: This isn't a wand joke, but it's worth repeating.]
Abby writes: "The Hufflepuffs are kind of like the security guys in Star Trek
- they show up at the beginning and end of every episode, and the only time
they ever get mentioned in between is when they die horribly."
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It has come to my attention that some of you are slightly miffed that the
Slytherins haven't been picked on as much as the other houses. I think
that if you look back you'll see that there have been PLENTY of Slytherin
(and Death Eater and Malfoy and Dark Lord) gags; nonetheless, in the interest of
political correctness and keeping the peace, I'll be compiling Slytherin
wand jokes for a future episode. *winces* Keep 'em clean, y'all.