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How many Slytherins does it take to light a wand?
~One, but then he gets in trouble with his father because Hermione did it better. [by Ithica]
How many Slytherins does it take to light a wand?
~Eight: 1 to use dark magic to light, 2 to hurl insults at passing Gryffindors, and 5 to stand around and conceal the evil doings [by hermione rocks]
How many Slytherins does it take to light up a wand?
~Doesn't matter. However well they do, Dumbledore will find some excuse
to give the glory to the Gryffindors instead.
How many Slytherins does it take to light a wand?
~Only one, but he has to make sure he frames the Gryfindors for it! [by Anon ... no really, that's what they signed in as]
How many Slytherins does it take to light a wand?
~They don't *really* know how to light wands. They have house elves to do it for them. [by Lily Smith]
[A/n: Kocchi Highwind, whom I would have thought better of, sent in three.]
How many Slytherins does it take to light up a wand?
~Three, one do do the lighting and a couple of toadies to congratulate him.
How many Slytherins does it take to light up a wand?
~None. Why learn Lumos when you could learn Crucio?
How many Slytherins does it take to light up a wand?
~Two, one to do the lighting and another to laugh at Neville Longbottom just out of spite.
How many Slytherins does it take to light up a wand?
~For the least amount, two; Draco Malfoy to do it and Pansy Parkinson to fawn all over him for it. for the most amount, half the house; Draco Malfoy to do it and all the girls in the house to fawn all over him for it. [by TundraWolf]
How many Slytherins does it take to light a wand?
~None. They just get the Potions master to give them credit and a bunch of house points for it. [by SilverSerpent]
How many Slytherins does it take to light up a wand?
~Why light a wand when you can set a Hufflepuff's robes on fire? [by Melissa Spellcaster]
A/n: My point exactly.
How many Slytherins does it take to light up a wand?
~Six. One to light it, one to gloat over it, one to steal it, and three to look impressive. [by Melissa Spellcaster]
How many Slytherins does it take to light a Wand?
~5:One to complain about how his father would be very upset about having him do such menial tasks, two to look menacing, one to open the Chamber of Secrets to make sure no muggle-borns do it first, and one to sneer at the Gryffindors and give the Slytherins extra ponts for doing it so perfectly. [by Janus]
How many Slytherins does it take to light up a wand?
~Depends on what color the light is. Green; that'd be one, but only by You-Know-Who himself. Any other; did you really think the Slytherins were smart enough to figure that out? [by Taracollowen]
A/n: Ouch!
[A/n: From selena, who owns no shift key]
how many slytherins does it take to light a wand?
~well, i guess only one since lord voldemort-, no wait! i mean you-know-who! please don't kill me! *cringes as Death Eaters attack her* okay, well, what i was saying before i was so rudely interrupted *glares at death eaters* is that there is only one slytherin heir. right? i mean, harry potter can talk to snakes and all but you-know-who was the only slytherin heir right?!
how many slytherins does it take to light up a wand?
~just one really but he has to be accompanied by two thugs *cough* *cough* crabbe n goyle *cough* *cough* n an ugly girl *cough* pansy *cough* that grows on his arm. he also has to show it off to the gryffindors who would bravely beat him to a pulp before they have 1 of their own members, probably hermione, light it n get the credit while ron n harry have detention from snape, who gets made after george n fred play a prank on him (he thinks it was james, sirius and remus all over again! [wormtail is a loser so he will not be mentioned]).
[A/n: AIT the Almighty Spork thought this was the best thing ever, and sent in "a cornucopia of corniness". You all know the question by now, so here are just the answers:]
How many Slytherins does it take to light a wand?
~Two, one to light it and one to blame the Gryffindors in case it doesn't work.
~None, they can just wait for a Gryffindor to do it and then take the credit.
~Only one, but only if the Dark Lord lets them.
~Two: one student to light it and one Head of House to give them absurd amounts of points for it.
~One, but first he has to make sure everyone knows that only the true heir of Slytherin can light it correctly.
~One to light it and the rest of the house to gloat about it to the Gryffindors.
~Three: One to hide it in a secret chamber, one to find it over a thousand years later and almost light it but fail and blame someone else, having said person expelled, and one to find it again fifty years after that and try to light it again but get caught. The wand then gets destroyed by Harry Potter.
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