This one mainly includes Daisy's muses. Get accustomed to them; they're
quite hilarious. For the record, Lena was Gavin's girlfriend, but Bobby is
homosexual and kissed him. Edgar, one of my old muses, is stealing Lena
from Gavin. Whee.
Random Musing, chapter 2.
Beware...
Mr. Summers: "No, negative 2 is NOT irrational because if you're rational, you can't be irrational at the same time."
-in muse-
Caleb: *looking at teacher* But hat's not true. People tell me that I'm both at the same time all the time!
Daisy: *looks up from Yuki's laptop* Hey everybody! Guess what?
Seymour: You're letting us go. *rattles chains*
Yuki: You're going to shut up for once.
Lena: Yuki's going on Nicorette!
Yuki: *glare of DEATH(tm)*
Lena: *bats eyelashes*
Gavin: You're killing Edgar!
Bobby: Gavin's my bitch!
All: *disturbed*
Bobby: (Did I just say that out LOUD?!)
Shuichi: YUKI!
Zidane: *from closet* You'll let me out of here?
Chad: You're going to make Trowa say something!
Trowa: ....
Daisy: NO! ALL WRONG! Seymour, you're staying just where you are. Shut up, Yuki. No, Lena, Yuki's funny that way. GOD NO Gavin; that would take all the fun out of life! Keep your thoughts to yourself Bobby—
Seymour: Certainly no one else wants to hear them.
Daisy: QUIET! Shuichi, I agree. NOT UNTIL I GET OUT OF FOSSIL ROO, ZIDANE(!), and Trowa's adorable, so leave him alone.
Trowa: *glare*
Chad: So what's the right answer?
Daisy: Caleb has two tattoos!
All: *look at Caleb*
Caleb: *turns violet*
Bobby: Really?
Caleb: AHHH! Stay away! *runs into closet*
Zidane: Oof!
Caleb: AHHHHHHHH! *runs back out and into hallway*
Daisy: *holds up chart* The Roman numerals for 86 on his ankle and the Chinese symbol for Tiger on his left shoulder.
Trowa: I assure you, we are ecstatic. *rolls eyes*
Chad: *gasp* HE TALKED!
Daisy: *giggles* He will in a second too... *snaps fingers and Trowa is chained to the wall*
Trowa: *yells intelligible profanity*
All: Oooh... ahhh...
Caleb: *comes back*
Seymour: *looks at Trowa* Howdy.
Caleb: *snickers*
Seymour: You aren't one to be talking. Why don't you go find Tidus? I'm sure he'd find you tasty...
-Tidus suddenly runs in, followed by Reno, Duo, Vincent, Kinneas and the other muses-
Tidus: I heard my name! I know I did!
Seymour: You were wrong, Tidus. It's all a dream—and you're dead.
Tidus: *grabs laptop from Daisy and opens WinAMP* Mwuahahahahahahahaha!
-Suteki da Ne starts playing-
Seymour: TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!
Tidus: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tasuki: Somebody fell in the wrong end of the gene pool...
Duo: *nods*
All: *watching Tidus and Seymour* 0_o
-fin-
Well... that was odd. This is one we cooked up during Algebra. So boring...
Random Musing, chapter 2.
Beware...
Mr. Summers: "No, negative 2 is NOT irrational because if you're rational, you can't be irrational at the same time."
-in muse-
Caleb: *looking at teacher* But hat's not true. People tell me that I'm both at the same time all the time!
Daisy: *looks up from Yuki's laptop* Hey everybody! Guess what?
Seymour: You're letting us go. *rattles chains*
Yuki: You're going to shut up for once.
Lena: Yuki's going on Nicorette!
Yuki: *glare of DEATH(tm)*
Lena: *bats eyelashes*
Gavin: You're killing Edgar!
Bobby: Gavin's my bitch!
All: *disturbed*
Bobby: (Did I just say that out LOUD?!)
Shuichi: YUKI!
Zidane: *from closet* You'll let me out of here?
Chad: You're going to make Trowa say something!
Trowa: ....
Daisy: NO! ALL WRONG! Seymour, you're staying just where you are. Shut up, Yuki. No, Lena, Yuki's funny that way. GOD NO Gavin; that would take all the fun out of life! Keep your thoughts to yourself Bobby—
Seymour: Certainly no one else wants to hear them.
Daisy: QUIET! Shuichi, I agree. NOT UNTIL I GET OUT OF FOSSIL ROO, ZIDANE(!), and Trowa's adorable, so leave him alone.
Trowa: *glare*
Chad: So what's the right answer?
Daisy: Caleb has two tattoos!
All: *look at Caleb*
Caleb: *turns violet*
Bobby: Really?
Caleb: AHHH! Stay away! *runs into closet*
Zidane: Oof!
Caleb: AHHHHHHHH! *runs back out and into hallway*
Daisy: *holds up chart* The Roman numerals for 86 on his ankle and the Chinese symbol for Tiger on his left shoulder.
Trowa: I assure you, we are ecstatic. *rolls eyes*
Chad: *gasp* HE TALKED!
Daisy: *giggles* He will in a second too... *snaps fingers and Trowa is chained to the wall*
Trowa: *yells intelligible profanity*
All: Oooh... ahhh...
Caleb: *comes back*
Seymour: *looks at Trowa* Howdy.
Caleb: *snickers*
Seymour: You aren't one to be talking. Why don't you go find Tidus? I'm sure he'd find you tasty...
-Tidus suddenly runs in, followed by Reno, Duo, Vincent, Kinneas and the other muses-
Tidus: I heard my name! I know I did!
Seymour: You were wrong, Tidus. It's all a dream—and you're dead.
Tidus: *grabs laptop from Daisy and opens WinAMP* Mwuahahahahahahahaha!
-Suteki da Ne starts playing-
Seymour: TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!
Tidus: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tasuki: Somebody fell in the wrong end of the gene pool...
Duo: *nods*
All: *watching Tidus and Seymour* 0_o
-fin-
Well... that was odd. This is one we cooked up during Algebra. So boring...