a/n: Hey there yall...wuz up?! Thanks for choosing this bad fic for your
laughing pleasure. This is one of the original stories that Harry,
Hermione, Ron, Draco, Snape, Lupin, ect.... have to read in our Harry
Potter MST story that we are writing (it will be up soon!). Just letting
you know, again, it is supposed to make no sense and just make you laugh...
Have Fun! Don't forget to R/R! FLAMES WELCOMED!
DRACO AND TREVOR: A LOVE STORY
As you might have known, Neville had a toad, but that toad was "special". Yes "special", for it turned neon pink when ever Draco was near. The secret that the toad had was that it had a crush on Draco and wanted to give him herpes. But what the toad Trevor did not know is that it had some competition, none other than Hermione's cat Crookshanks. Malfoy was more popular with the animals than he was with da' humans, if you know what I mean. I mean, that was his calling. He cared more about animals than a vet, hence he got a female owl. His eagle and himself had a beautiful relationship promptly destroyed after it fell for Harry's owl Hedwig (hence why Draco hated Harry...and his owl). One day Malfoy was walking down a hallway, when he saw Snape...and the Trever the toad doing the tango (which had a red rose in its mouth). Malfoy randomly screamed, because he was under a lot of stress, but his actions caused Snape to exclaim "I need to shower more." Then there was a loud rumbling at the door, the door slammed open and Mr. Tickles, the friendly elephant ran in and wanted to go to the library. But Snape thought it ran away in a hurry due to his Snape-like stench. The elephant ran away from Snape's grease and fainted. Well Trever was depressed because Draco rejected his lovin'. He had to find some other lover to yearn after, so he was looking lustfully at Moaning Myrtle. But she was going out with Snape, and Snape got jealous very easily, so Trevor's search continued. Maybe he could go after Peevs, but Peevs had no time for love. So Trevor thought
Hey! This squid looks pretty damn good. I'm even more desperate then Snape. I'm also a good lookin' toad. It could sooo work!
So he rented 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (not knowing that the squid dies) and went to seduce his new slimy, squid-like love. And then...we'll leave them be...and move on to something else like....brownies....
End, The
PS: GORK! (you'll get it once you read our Harry Potter MST story!) Please R/R
- Yuhoo and Loodoo
DRACO AND TREVOR: A LOVE STORY
As you might have known, Neville had a toad, but that toad was "special". Yes "special", for it turned neon pink when ever Draco was near. The secret that the toad had was that it had a crush on Draco and wanted to give him herpes. But what the toad Trevor did not know is that it had some competition, none other than Hermione's cat Crookshanks. Malfoy was more popular with the animals than he was with da' humans, if you know what I mean. I mean, that was his calling. He cared more about animals than a vet, hence he got a female owl. His eagle and himself had a beautiful relationship promptly destroyed after it fell for Harry's owl Hedwig (hence why Draco hated Harry...and his owl). One day Malfoy was walking down a hallway, when he saw Snape...and the Trever the toad doing the tango (which had a red rose in its mouth). Malfoy randomly screamed, because he was under a lot of stress, but his actions caused Snape to exclaim "I need to shower more." Then there was a loud rumbling at the door, the door slammed open and Mr. Tickles, the friendly elephant ran in and wanted to go to the library. But Snape thought it ran away in a hurry due to his Snape-like stench. The elephant ran away from Snape's grease and fainted. Well Trever was depressed because Draco rejected his lovin'. He had to find some other lover to yearn after, so he was looking lustfully at Moaning Myrtle. But she was going out with Snape, and Snape got jealous very easily, so Trevor's search continued. Maybe he could go after Peevs, but Peevs had no time for love. So Trevor thought
Hey! This squid looks pretty damn good. I'm even more desperate then Snape. I'm also a good lookin' toad. It could sooo work!
So he rented 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (not knowing that the squid dies) and went to seduce his new slimy, squid-like love. And then...we'll leave them be...and move on to something else like....brownies....
End, The
PS: GORK! (you'll get it once you read our Harry Potter MST story!) Please R/R
- Yuhoo and Loodoo