Um, I'm back again! This time I have a parody of the Invader Zim episode 'Mysterious Mysteries' ^_^;; r+r onegai! *gnaws on some peanut brittle*
(Siko sits on a chair in front of a big screen in a dark room. Next to her is her co-host, Eiko-chan)
Siko: (talking on her cell phone) Yes, Cha-chan, he really is that b-
Off-camera voice: Kudou-sama, you're on!
Siko: Huh? (looks up to see all the people in the studio staring at her, wide-eyed) Uh, crap. (quickly throws the cell phone off set, smoothes out her skirt and clears her throat) Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to …(close-up) MYSTERIOUS SCHWARZ MYSTERIES! (cue bolt of lightning in the background)
Eiko-chan: (sweatdrop)
Siko: On this evening's episode…a kinky telepath…a can of whipped cream…and the fiend who dared to separate them…tonight's episode: Who's been eating Schu's whipped cream?
Eiko-chan: That's right and Schwarz's resident telekinetic Naoe Nagi was there to catch the culprit in the act! Watch…
THE VIDEO:
(static. Camera switches on to reveal a shot of the Schwarz kitchen. The refrigerator door is open and there's this weird noise coming from behind it)
From behind the refrigerator door: Ohhhhh, yeah, so good…mmm, baby, just how I like it…(drooling noises)
(camera changes angles to see who the intruder is)
Nagi's voice from off-camera: I knew it! Farfello, it *is* him, I have him on camera eating it, I have you on camera as my witness!
Farfello's voice from off camera: Ehhh?
(Crawford is crouching down in front of the refrigerator, a nozzle of a can of Redi-Whip in his mouth and whipped cream dripping down his chin)
Crawford: WHAAAA????!!!
(static)
(Siko and Eiko-chan sit there staring…just staring)
Siko: What the hell was that?
Eiko-chan: *blinks*
Siko: Ahem, we have Nagi on the show with us tonight to tell his story.
(Nagi walks out, looking uncomfortable)
Siko: (raises her eyebrows) Sit down, Nagikins.
Nagi: Um, sure thing. (sits down…as far away from Siko as possible)
Siko: (pouts)
Eiko-chan: Now, Nagi, would you tell us exactly what happened that night in your own words?
Nagi: Of course. It all started when Farfie and I were playing videogames…