DRAMATIC REENACTMENT:
//(Nagi is playing Playstation as Farfello sits in the background watching)
Nagi: Ha ha! You will all feel my wrath!//
Nagi: I was playing Final Fantasy VII and kicking ass as usual…
//Farfello: *giggles* Sephiroth is a fox…
Nagi: *rolls eyes*
(suddenly, there's a noise from down the hall in the kitchen)
Farfello: (screams and grabs onto Nagi) Oh, Nagi-sama, I'm so scared!
Nagi: *stands up, arms akimbo* There's no need to fear, Farfie, Nagi's here to protect you!
Farfello: *hands clasped together, bats lashes* My hero!
Nagi: Hmmm…*looks around the room and his eyes land on the strategically placed video camera* Let's see what else I can send into the Funniest Videos show…//
Nagi: So we walked to the kitchen…
//Farfello: *clinging to Nagi* I'm scared…
Nagi: *sighs* I'm the only real man in this group…*switches on the camera as he enters the kitchen, zooming in on the open refrigerator door*
From behind the refrigerator door: Ohhhhh, yeah, so good…mmm, baby, just how I like it…(drooling noises)
Nagi: *moves around to get a view of who it is* I knew it! Farfello, it *is* him, I have him on camera eating it, I have you on camera as my witness!
Farfello: *suddenly sd* Ehhh?
Crawford: *caught red-handed* WHAAAA????!!!
Nagi: *turns the camera off and smirks* You didn't think I'd catch you, did you? You cannot escape the all powerful Nagi!
Crawford: *weakly throws the can at him* Take that!
Nagi: *laughs*
Farfello: Oh, Nagi, you're so great at dodging things! *swoons*
Crawford: My aerosol can didn't work? THIS IS MADNESS! MADNESS I TELL YOU!
Nagi: BWA HA HA HA HA! YOU ALL THOUGHT THAT I WAS WEAK! THE INCOMPARIBLE NAGI IS NOT WEAK! NOW ALL YOU FOOLS WILL DIE, DIE!
Crawford: *on his hands and knees* Please have mercy on me, sir!//
Siko and Eiko-chan: …
Nagi: Well, I took pity on him.
Siko: Nagikins…is that really what happened?
Nagi: Of course it is!
Eiko-chan: I'm afraid we have someone here who disagrees with you…
Nagi: Eh?
Siko: And I called the hospital…the men in white coats are going to come and take very good care of you…
Nagi: *slowly draws back*
Eiko-chan: Alright, it's time for our next eyewitness to come out!
(Crawford walks out and sits down, also far away from Siko, glaring at Nagi)
Crawford: You little brat, that is *not* what happened!
Siko: Thank you for stating the obvious, dear.
Eiko-chan: This is going to be a long interview…*pulls out some cran-vodka and starts drinking it before Siko yanks it away and hugs it to her chest*
Crawford: *fixes glasses* Now, I know what *really* happened…I was in the kitchen for a late night early morning snack…