DRAMATIC REENACTMENT:
//Crawford: *hums happily, rummaging through the fridge* Hmm, hmm, hmm…let's see, now where did I put that Spam? Hmmm, hmm, hmmm, I'm definitely not looking for Schu's whipped cream…but what's this? *picks up the can and sees that it's…Schu's whipped cream! (I can imagine all your looks of surprise) Oh, my, I'd better hide this from the others so they don't get into it!
(Nagi with his camcorder enters with Farfello, whose eyes are rolling around like crazy in his head)
Crawford: Hello, Nagi! Hi, Farfie! How are both of you this evening?
Farfello: Ha ha ha! I'm going to hurt God! Hee hee! *does a jig* God will bleeeeeeeeeed…
Nagi: I knew it! Farfello, it *is* him, I have him on camera eating it, I have you on camera as my witness!
Farfello: Ehhh?
Crawford: WHAAAA????!!!
Nagi: (turns the camcorder off) You bastard , I was going to eat Schu's whipped cream!
Crawford: But Nagi, it wouldn't be right to do that to Schu, now would it?
Farfello: (stabbing his own leg) heh heh heh, I'm a raving Irish lunatic, I need to kill more people so I can hurt God! *pulls out a knife and starts licking it*
Nagi: I'm telling Schu what you did!
Crawford: Nagi, please don't lie like that…it hurts me when you lie…*sniffles*
Nagi: Good, because I'm an angsty teenager and I like to make people hurt! Now I'm going to go and smoke some…MARY JANE in the Dunkin' Donuts parking lot!
Crawford: *crying* I wanted so much better for you! *slams fists into the floor in anguish* Damn this corrupt generation!
Crawford: *licking 20 knives* It hurts God and makes him cry!//
Siko: …that was just pathetic.
Crawford: What? That's what happened!
Nagi: I think your old age is getting to you…
Crawford: Why you little-(starts strangling Nagi)
Eiko-chan: Bad Crawford! (hits him with her Deku stick)
Crawford: ACK!
Siko: Alright, I think that the interviews are going to go a lot quicker from now on…
Eiko-chan: Yeah, this is getting scary.
Siko: So without further ado, we'll bring out our next guest…
(Schu struts out and sits himself on Crawford's lap)
Crawford: (cuddles him)
Siko: Ooh, preeeeeeetttttttyyyy…*drools*
Eiko-chan: (pokes her with the Deku stick) Um, Siko? …Siko?
Siko: Inspiration…must…write…yaoi…NOW!
Eiko-chan: (smacks her in the back of the head with the Deku stick)
Siko: OUCH! *rubs the back of her head* Don't do that anymore!
Eiko-chan: (smirks)
Siko: Anyway, why don't you tell us what happened, Schu?
Schu: But I wasn't in the room…
Siko: Where were you?
Schu: In the bedroom waiting for Bradley-chan.
Siko: Ooh-(Eiko-chan smacks her with the Deku stick) Alright, alright! Well, I'm sure you must have some recollection of the night in question.
Schu: Actually, I do. It all started yesterday afternoon…