DRAMATIC REENACTMENT
/(Schu struts out of his room, humming to himself, out to the living room where the others are. Crawford is drawing something, Farfie is scribbling something down on a piece of paper and Nagi is picking the petals from a flower)
Schu: Hallo!
Crawford, Farfello and Nagi: *blank stares*
Schu: *blinks, then puts hand to head* Idiocy, I am surrounded by idiocy…Hello? Konnichiwa?
Crawford, Farfello and Nagi: *blank stares*
Schu: …Tswana?
Crawford, Farfello and Nagi: *blank stares*
Schu: *twitches, then turns to walk out*
Crawford: Wait, Schuldig, my love! I have something for you!
Schu: *turns around, smiling* Really, Bradley, you're trying too hard to get in my pants, which would never happen anyway…*flips hair over shoulder* I think I'm just a *little* bit above anyone else in this group.
Crawford: But look! *holds up a piece of notebook paper with a big pink heart on it. Over it, the paper reads 'Brad Crawford + Schu forever'* It's just for you, my darling!
Farfello: *gets up and shoves Crawford away* Well, I wrote a poem for my beautiful, gorgeous Schuldig!
Schuldig: Yes, I really am too gorgeous…*files nails* Go on, worship me.
Farfello: *clears throat and starts to read*
'Roses are red,
violets are blue
I hate God
And toast and glue
Oh, my lovely Schuldig,
I'm hope that your pretty hair isn't a wig-'
Schu: Eh?
Farfello:
'-and every night when I'm bound in my straight jacket
I think of you and wish I could w-'
Schuldig: Alright, that's enough!
Nagi: *still picking petals of the flower…it has a lot of petals okay?!* Schu loves me, Schu loves me not, Schu loves me, Schu loves me not *picks off last petal* Schu loves me! *jumps up and glomps onto Schu's legs* I knew you did!
Schu: *starts kicking* Ack! Get off of me! I know I'm irresistible, but calm down!
Nagi: Mmm, no, I couldn't possibly let you go…your legs are so long and slender, I just want to hold onto them forever!
Crawford: I'd hate to disappoint you, but Schu belongs to ME! *grabs Schu by the waist and starts tugging on him*
Nagi: In your dreams!
Farfello: *throws his arms around Schu's neck* No, he's mine!
Schu: Whoa, whoa, there's enough of me to go around!/
Siko and Eiko-chan: …
Crawford and Nagi: *glare*
Schu: *smiles innocently*
Siko: That's it! Everyone here is being put on medication for compulsive lying!
Schu: *whines* But that's what really happened!
Crawford: The last time I checked, I wasn't some ditzy 12-year-old girl!
Nagi: And I don't pick flowers! …usually.
Schu: Looks like some people are in denial…*grins*
Crawford: *shoves Schu off his lap*
Schu: *falls on the floor a bumps his head* OW!
Siko: My poor SchuSchu! *gets up and starts to reach out for him*
Crawford: *jumps up, grabs Schu possessively to himself and growls at Siko*
Siko: *hands up, slowly backs away and sits down*
Schu: *pouts*
Eiko-chan: Can I go home?
Siko: Just one more interview, then we're gonna leave to watch Space Ghost!
Eiko-chan: WHOO-HOO! *they slap each other 5*
Siko: So, here's our next guest…
Crawford, Schu and Nagi: Wait, you can't mean-
Siko: Farfie!
*much applause from nowhere*
(Farfello walks out, expressionless and sits on the floor, cross-legged)
Nagi: What?! Don't tell me you're going to buy *his* story!
Crawford and Schu: *both eye Farfie, grinning*
Siko: Hmph, looks like I won't have to go through the trouble of force-feeding all of you green m&ms when I lock you in a vacant bedroom after this…
Guys: Ehhhhhh????
Siko: Oh, nothing…*evil SikoGrin*
Eiko-chan: But anyway, Farfie, tell us what actually happened that night.
Farfello: I need more Pop Rocks.
Eiko-chan: What the hell are you talking about?
Farfello: I need more Pop Rocks. They sting God's tongue.
Eiko-chan: *sweatdrop*
Stay tuned for the next part!