DRAMATIC REENACTMENT:
//(view of an empty hallway. Suddenly, Farfello slides into view wearing boxers, socks and sunglasses a'la Tom Cruise. He instantly stops and goes over to the oven in the kitchen where God is roasting)
Farfello: Mmmm, God-kabob…
(he is surrounded by Crawford, Schu and Nagi, who are all sheep…except with their heads)
Crawford: Baa!
Farfello: Hush, pathetic sheep of God! *oven dings* Ooh, it's done!
Schu: Baa-baaaaaa…*grazes*
Nagi: *eats grass from nowhere in particular*
Crawford: *has a can of Redi-Whip in his mouth* Baaaaaaa…
Farfello: *eating God* Meaty!//
Siko and Eiko-chan: *blink a few thousand times*
Farfello: And what a kabob it was…
Everyone: …
Crawford: I have absolutely nothing to say about that.
Siko: Good choice, dear.
Eiko-chan: …so…we still don't know what happened. What a bitch!
Siko: Incase it isn't painfully obvious to you what actually happened, we have one more person to help us clear up the confusion.
Crawford: What?!
Nagi: Huh?!
Schu: Eh?!
Farfello: *blank stare for a moment, then blinks* My answer is punch and pie!
Siko: Yes, someone *else* was there the night of the crime and we have them here with us…
Schu: *uncomfortably shifts* Um, you know I could just buy another can of whipped cream, we don't have to have another person-
Siko: NO!
Schu: *whimpers*
Siko: This *certain* person has chosen to remain anonymous, but I'm sure that our little SchuSchu knows who he is…
Schu: *straightens up and crosses arms* Hmph, I don't know what you're talking about!
Crawford: *hand to head* I see that this interview is going to end in chaos…
Eiko-chan: How do you figure that?
Crawford: I didn't figure it, I *know* it.
Eiko-chan: Ehhhhh????
Crawford: …never mind.
Nagi: I'm frightened, really. Can I go now?
Crawford: If I have to suffer then you all do!
Farfello: *claps*