Siko: So, uh, as I already stated, our fifth "witness" has chosen to remain anonymous.
Crawford: Why didn't you give us that option?!
Siko: Well…uh…you're not special enough!
Crawford: …I'm not…? *bottom lip begins to tremble*
Nagi: Oh, boy, you've done it now.
Crawford: B-but Barney says that everyone is special in his or her own way! *sobs*
Siko and Eiko-chan: *sweatdrop*
Schu: *slowly inching away…*
Siko: And where do you think *you're* going?
Schu: To, um, use the bathroom, yeah! *starts running, but is suddenly caught in one of those big nets* AHHH!
Siko: *smirks*
Farfello: *goes over and starts poking Schu with his knife through the net*
Schu: Ow! Quit it!
Farfello: *pokes*
Schu: Ow! Quit it!
Farfello: *pokes*
Schu: Ow! Quit it!
Farfello: *pokes*
Schu: Ow! Quit it!
Nagi: *hand to head*
(someone walks out, face blurred, but it's clear that they're wearing a black halter top…)
Nagi: You?!
Crawford: You!
Farfello: Punch and pie!
Eiko-chan: This is Mary. She's our star witness.
Mary: Couldn't you have given me a better name?
Eiko-chan: Live with it!
Mary: *crosses arms, then looks over at Schu and his "situation" and gasps* What have they done to you, muffin?!
Schu: Um, do I know you? *shifts uncomfortably*
From somewhere in the background…
???????: Wait, Aya-kun! That's not Takatori, that's a roast chicken!
??????: Shi-NE! *splattering sounds*
Nagi: …what's that noise?
Mary: My…friends are waiting in the lobby for me.
Siko: Now, Mary, may I ask you what you were doing in the humble Schwarz abode during the night in question?
Mary: I was visiting my boyfriend, Schu.
Crawford: *eyes widen*
Schu: *sweatdrop* Heh heh heh, I have no idea what he's talking about…
Farfello: *pokes*
Schu: Ow! Quit it!
Mary: And it all started around 9 that night…
Ooh, one chapter closer to the last! Relieving, ne?