Hercule was still pretty upset about losing the election (ain't that strange? ^_^) But he would still do anything to become popular. So he looked through the papers to see if there were any cool jobs needing a handsome, intelligent man (HAH!)
"I GOT IT!!!"
"Got what Dad?" Videl asked as she grabbed a Gatorade from the fridge.
"MY JOB!!"
"So what is it?"
"A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT MASCOT!!"
Videl dropped her empty bottle of Gatorade as her mouth dropped in awe.
"A what?!"
"A mascot for the restaurant Food & Stuff down the street."
"You mean the Chuck E. Cheese-like restaurant?!"
"Yep, I'm gonna be Manny the Happy Mole!"
Hercule danced around the kitchen table and chanted his song. Videl, on the other hand, didn't seem too happy about his new job. After Hercule was finished doing his little Happy Dance, he ran right to the phone to call them. Of course, they said he could be Manny.
The next day, he went down to Food & Stuff to get his costume and start his first day. As he walked in the door, the manager greeted him and brought him into the back room. He gave him his costume and Hercule pulled it on over his clothes.
"You look great, Mr. Satan!"
"Thank-you, Mr. Boss."
Hercule went outside to see all the little kids. That's when a boy that was about four-years-old walked up to him.
"Hey, you're weird looking. Actually, you're really ugly."
"Hello, young, little, happy child."
"You're weird!" the boy said as he punched Hercule in the stomach.
"Why...you...little..."
"Mommmmyyy! That man was gonna hurt me!" the boy said as he ran away in tears.
"Who do you think you are, you hairy mole!" the boy's mother said as she smacked him in the head with her purse.
Unfortunately, the boss saw this whole fiasco.
"Mr. Satan, get over here!"
"Yes, sir?"
"YOU"RE FIRED!!"
-Poor Hercule, (not), he can't even be a mascot without getting fired. I'll be adding another chapter soon.
"I GOT IT!!!"
"Got what Dad?" Videl asked as she grabbed a Gatorade from the fridge.
"MY JOB!!"
"So what is it?"
"A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT MASCOT!!"
Videl dropped her empty bottle of Gatorade as her mouth dropped in awe.
"A what?!"
"A mascot for the restaurant Food & Stuff down the street."
"You mean the Chuck E. Cheese-like restaurant?!"
"Yep, I'm gonna be Manny the Happy Mole!"
Hercule danced around the kitchen table and chanted his song. Videl, on the other hand, didn't seem too happy about his new job. After Hercule was finished doing his little Happy Dance, he ran right to the phone to call them. Of course, they said he could be Manny.
The next day, he went down to Food & Stuff to get his costume and start his first day. As he walked in the door, the manager greeted him and brought him into the back room. He gave him his costume and Hercule pulled it on over his clothes.
"You look great, Mr. Satan!"
"Thank-you, Mr. Boss."
Hercule went outside to see all the little kids. That's when a boy that was about four-years-old walked up to him.
"Hey, you're weird looking. Actually, you're really ugly."
"Hello, young, little, happy child."
"You're weird!" the boy said as he punched Hercule in the stomach.
"Why...you...little..."
"Mommmmyyy! That man was gonna hurt me!" the boy said as he ran away in tears.
"Who do you think you are, you hairy mole!" the boy's mother said as she smacked him in the head with her purse.
Unfortunately, the boss saw this whole fiasco.
"Mr. Satan, get over here!"
"Yes, sir?"
"YOU"RE FIRED!!"
-Poor Hercule, (not), he can't even be a mascot without getting fired. I'll be adding another chapter soon.