What Makes Wufei Nosebleed??
by -shinigami-
disclaimer: i dont own wufei[i wish] but i own the questions that i ask.
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shinigami: today we are going to find out what makes Wufei nosebleed!
wufei: ::grunt:: humph, hurry up onna. ::mutters:: please Nataku, lend me your strength for this lame interview. I know I am not worthy Nataku, please, just this once!
shinigami: ok ok enough chit-chat. lets begin!
audience: YAY! WE LOVE YOU WUFEI!
wufei: SHUT UP! I am TRYING to meditate!
audience: WE'RE SORRY WUFEI!
wufei: better.
shinigami ^_^;; eheheh...lets begin. ok?
::silence::
shinigami: lets begin ok?!
::silence::
shinigami: I SAID, LETS BEGIN OK?!!
everyone: FINE FINE! JUST STOP YELLING!
shinigami -_-;; audiences are hopeless....
wufei: got that right sista
shinigami: what-everrrr...ok ok...do onnas make you nosebleed?
wufei: no. onnas give me major migranes.
audience: AWWWW![a/n..by now you must have guessed the whole audience is made of "onnas"]
shinigami: oook...katanas?
wufei: no. I like katanas. they are useful for chopping up stuff.
audience o.O
shinigami: ::gasp:: heh...er...chow mein?
wufei: yum.
shinigami: your name?
wufei: DO NOT INSULT MY NAME ONNA!
audience: O.O;;
shinigami: er..sorry....ummmm the elastic on your rubber band?
wufei: sometimes. it only happened when I was little.
audience: ::coos while picturing a nude baby wufei with a tight ponytail and a nosebleed on a beach towel::
shinigami: oookkk...umm...karate?
wufei: what is "karate"?
shinigami: dont ask
wufei: ok
shinigami: does your reflection make you nosebleed?
wufei: ya think?
shinigami: maybe
wufei: I WANT MY KATANAS!
shinigami: DONT GIVE HIM THE KATANAS!
audience: WE WANT THE KATANAS!
wufei: YOU WILL ALL DIE! WHY OH WHY DID I LET MAXWELL TALK ME INTO THIS?
shinigami: cus I payed him 500 dollars
wufei: go figure
shinigami: erm....do onnas make you nosebleed?
wufei: you already asked that idiot woman!!
shinigami: ::gasp:: MY bad! er.....Duo?
wufei: no. duo gives me a larger migrane than onnas.
shinigami: ok ok...last one.
wufei: finally!
shinigami: anything sexual or obscene?
wufei: ::nosebleeds:: ack!
shinigami: there you have it folks! THAT is what makes Wufei nosebleed!
audience: YAY!
shinigami: tune in next time...I hope.....aaa Wufei, go get a tissue, blood on the floor doesnt make the show look too good......
-fini-
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wufei: ack...tissue!
treize: Lady Une! Get Dragon a tissue!
lady une: yes sir, but I don't understand why you have to call him "Dragon"
treize: dragons are "cute"[a/n....better stop cus itll prolli turn into a yaoi fic..]
by -shinigami-
disclaimer: i dont own wufei[i wish] but i own the questions that i ask.
_~*~_
shinigami: today we are going to find out what makes Wufei nosebleed!
wufei: ::grunt:: humph, hurry up onna. ::mutters:: please Nataku, lend me your strength for this lame interview. I know I am not worthy Nataku, please, just this once!
shinigami: ok ok enough chit-chat. lets begin!
audience: YAY! WE LOVE YOU WUFEI!
wufei: SHUT UP! I am TRYING to meditate!
audience: WE'RE SORRY WUFEI!
wufei: better.
shinigami ^_^;; eheheh...lets begin. ok?
::silence::
shinigami: lets begin ok?!
::silence::
shinigami: I SAID, LETS BEGIN OK?!!
everyone: FINE FINE! JUST STOP YELLING!
shinigami -_-;; audiences are hopeless....
wufei: got that right sista
shinigami: what-everrrr...ok ok...do onnas make you nosebleed?
wufei: no. onnas give me major migranes.
audience: AWWWW![a/n..by now you must have guessed the whole audience is made of "onnas"]
shinigami: oook...katanas?
wufei: no. I like katanas. they are useful for chopping up stuff.
audience o.O
shinigami: ::gasp:: heh...er...chow mein?
wufei: yum.
shinigami: your name?
wufei: DO NOT INSULT MY NAME ONNA!
audience: O.O;;
shinigami: er..sorry....ummmm the elastic on your rubber band?
wufei: sometimes. it only happened when I was little.
audience: ::coos while picturing a nude baby wufei with a tight ponytail and a nosebleed on a beach towel::
shinigami: oookkk...umm...karate?
wufei: what is "karate"?
shinigami: dont ask
wufei: ok
shinigami: does your reflection make you nosebleed?
wufei: ya think?
shinigami: maybe
wufei: I WANT MY KATANAS!
shinigami: DONT GIVE HIM THE KATANAS!
audience: WE WANT THE KATANAS!
wufei: YOU WILL ALL DIE! WHY OH WHY DID I LET MAXWELL TALK ME INTO THIS?
shinigami: cus I payed him 500 dollars
wufei: go figure
shinigami: erm....do onnas make you nosebleed?
wufei: you already asked that idiot woman!!
shinigami: ::gasp:: MY bad! er.....Duo?
wufei: no. duo gives me a larger migrane than onnas.
shinigami: ok ok...last one.
wufei: finally!
shinigami: anything sexual or obscene?
wufei: ::nosebleeds:: ack!
shinigami: there you have it folks! THAT is what makes Wufei nosebleed!
audience: YAY!
shinigami: tune in next time...I hope.....aaa Wufei, go get a tissue, blood on the floor doesnt make the show look too good......
-fini-
_~*~_
wufei: ack...tissue!
treize: Lady Une! Get Dragon a tissue!
lady une: yes sir, but I don't understand why you have to call him "Dragon"
treize: dragons are "cute"[a/n....better stop cus itll prolli turn into a yaoi fic..]