What Makes Wufei Nosebleed? part II..
by -shinigami-
disclaimer: same blah blah, me no own gundam wing
a/n to the audience: ok ok i was up untill midnight trying to think of someting..i havent updated in ages...GOMEN NASAI MY FAITHFUL READERS~~~~~
writers block, ur warned, maybe some stuff dont make sense..the onli way i could stay up was drinking vast amounts of water, also known as 5 bottles gone through already....--;; WARNING! YAOI implications. no like, no read. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. yaoi ahead. i dont really like yaoi or hentai much but the opportunity was RIGHT THERE so yeah.....
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wufei: onna, have you taken me on your stupid show again??!!
shinigami: yeup. this time, we're gonna make you nosebleed again
audience: yay yay yay!
shinigami and wufei: O_o
audience: *huge audience sweatdrop*
wufei: ok so how much did you pay maxwell to talk me into this one?
shinigami: three quarters, a nickel, five dimes and a penny
wufei: THATS CHEAP ONNA!
shinigami: lets get down ta business! today it will be diffrent. I will name a few people just to see which name makes you nosebleed.
wufei: no
shinigami: maganacs! *snaps fingers*
*maganacs appear from nowhere*
rasid: no problem Miss Shinigami, anything for a friend of Master Winner!!
*maganacs proceed to tie up wufei to a chair and break his katana in half*
shinigami: thanks rasid! thank you maganac corps
maganacs and rasid: YOUR WELCOME MISS SHINIGAMI!
wufei: i demand you let me out of this whatchamacallit...
shinigami: a chair
wufei: a chylair, whatever...and let me go home!
shinigami: uh uh! not untill i finish this
wufei: harrumph how many names are on this?
shinigami: *crosses her fingers behind her back* ohh about two or three
wufei: *grumble grumble* fine fine
shinigami: tell me what you think about Duo Maxwell.
wufei: duo is a baka. the world would be a better place without him.
duo: you really think that wufei? *sad face*
wufei: yes baka. now come here.
duo: *walks over*
wufei: closer
duo: *walks closer*
wufei: now look into my eyes
duo: *looks* ooh i can see my reflection!
wufei: look into my eyes duo.
duo: im looking
wufei: IHATEYOUYABAKAONNA! GETTHEHELLAWAYFROMME!
duo: *looking dazed* huh?
shinigami: maganacs!
maganacs: yes Miss Shinigami?
shinigami: please take my brother[yes folks, BROTHER] into the backroom to be refreshed.
maganacs: yes Miss Shinigami!
*maganacs take Duo backstage*
wufei: harrumph
shinigami: i hope youre happy wu-bear
wufei: DONT CALL ME WU-BEAR! KISAMA
shinigami: watch your language wu-bear!
wufei: its WUFEI NOT WUBEAR
shinigami: dont be silly! now what do you think of sally?
wufei: i dont care about her. for all i know, i would leave her dead in a ditch
audience: *winces*ooh thats cold wu-bear
wufei: KISAMA! I AM NOT WU-BEAR!
audience member 1: still its cold
audience member 2: yeah wufei, be nicer
wufei: FINE FINE!
shinigami: tell me, what do you think of heero yuy? *thinks things that she shouldnt* dont you just think hes the hottest sweetest and most suicidal thing youve ever seen?
wufei: hah! yuy is only a stupid assasin. I*puffs out chest* am the true hot sweet thang
audience member 3: ooh wufei, got a lil something for the hostess?
wufei: *blushing crimson* NO!!!
audience member 3: aww tell us, what are you thinking about the hostess?
wufei: NOTHING! she is only a weak onna
audience member 4: thats not what i think...look! wufei's going red!
wufei: ok ok maybe i DO like the hostess a little
audience: awwwwwwwww
shinigami: *obviously confused* ok on with the show.........what do you think of quatre raberba winner?
wufei: hmph whats there to say? hes a rich bitch, he has tha maganac corps, he wears PINK and he understands thought-speak..the whole thing speaks for itself.
shinigami: hear hear
random quatre fan: NOT TRUE! YOURE CALLING HIM A PANSY ARENT YOU?! *runs out crying*
shinigami: oookk...what do you think of Trowa?
wufei: trowa is silent. I dont know him that well so i have no thing to say about him.
trowa: .... ..... ....!!!!! ///_-;;
quatre: *nods* i understand trowa. trowa says: i hate you! you are so disappointing!!
wufei: ITS NOT MY FAULT
heero: it is. omae o korosu
wufei: HELP ME ONNA!
shinigami: hiiiiii heero *grin*
heero: hiiiii shinigami*smirk...::faiiint::*
shinigami: ya know...theres this place around the corner called Moonlite Restraunt.......
heero: sure, lets go after the show
shinigaimi: *squeeeeeelll*yay!
wufei: untie me at once onna! injustice, this isnt the time for you to be flirting around with my colleague!
shinigami: soOos?
wufei: LET...ME...GO!
shinigami: no
wufei: why not
shinigami: im not done yet
audience: get on with it!
audience member 5: c'mon i gotta meet my wife for dinner!!
audience member 5's wife: but dear, im right here
audience member 5: oh yeah....
wufei: fine fine hurry!
shinigami: what do you think of zechs merquise a.k.a. milliardo peacecraft?
wufei: never ever trust anyone who's been with OZ.
shinigami: we'll keep that in mind.
wufei: you better
shinigami: oh is that a threat?!
wufei: you bet it is
shinigami: sorry but im gonna have to schedule this fight next wednesday cus im all booked up this and next week ok? is 5:00pm down by the old lot ok?
wufei: yeah
shinigami: *writes down* showdown with wu-bear. old lot 5:00pm
wufei: ok ok
shinigami: last one!! what do you think about treize?
wufei: *turns red and starts to squirm* t-t-treize?
shinigami: yeah, treize
wufei: t-t-treize kushrenada?
treize: who called my name? *looks around* ah dragon!
wufei: kushrenada.
treize: dear dear, what ARE you doing tied down to this AWFULLY old chair?
shinigami: its from 2002!
treize: oh really? my great great grandmother Alexandra Kushrenada and my great great grandfather Linus Kushrenada were alive then
shinigami: so was my great great great grandmother Crystal
treize: oh how WONDERFUL!
shinigami: aint it?
wufei: lemme go!
treize: dear me dragon, you seem to have gotten yourself into QUITE[emphasis on the quite part...] a mess!
wufei: no shit sherlock
treize: no matter....I'll get you out
wufei: arigatou.....CURSES! im using japanese words again!.....
shinigami: ni hao mah
wufei: you know chinese?
shinigami: no...i only know ni hao mah ^.^
audience: --;;
wufei: AT LAST IM FREE*stands up*
audience: GO HOME LASSIE! GO HOME!
wufei: i am i am
shinigami: soOo heero.....
heero: yeeesss?
duo: heero! are you hitting on my little sister? shame on you! shame shame shame!
heero: what? shes your twin. we're the same age
duo: yeah but still, im ten minutes older than her....
shinigami: so?
duo: i mean....aw man! go ahead kids, have fun
shinigami: bye duo
heero: yeah bye
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AND WE CLOSE WITH ANOTHER CHAPTER OF *drumroll please* WHAT MAKES WUFEI NOSEBLEED?!~~ review PLEAAAASSSEEE
by -shinigami-
disclaimer: same blah blah, me no own gundam wing
a/n to the audience: ok ok i was up untill midnight trying to think of someting..i havent updated in ages...GOMEN NASAI MY FAITHFUL READERS~~~~~
writers block, ur warned, maybe some stuff dont make sense..the onli way i could stay up was drinking vast amounts of water, also known as 5 bottles gone through already....--;; WARNING! YAOI implications. no like, no read. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. yaoi ahead. i dont really like yaoi or hentai much but the opportunity was RIGHT THERE so yeah.....
_~*~_
wufei: onna, have you taken me on your stupid show again??!!
shinigami: yeup. this time, we're gonna make you nosebleed again
audience: yay yay yay!
shinigami and wufei: O_o
audience: *huge audience sweatdrop*
wufei: ok so how much did you pay maxwell to talk me into this one?
shinigami: three quarters, a nickel, five dimes and a penny
wufei: THATS CHEAP ONNA!
shinigami: lets get down ta business! today it will be diffrent. I will name a few people just to see which name makes you nosebleed.
wufei: no
shinigami: maganacs! *snaps fingers*
*maganacs appear from nowhere*
rasid: no problem Miss Shinigami, anything for a friend of Master Winner!!
*maganacs proceed to tie up wufei to a chair and break his katana in half*
shinigami: thanks rasid! thank you maganac corps
maganacs and rasid: YOUR WELCOME MISS SHINIGAMI!
wufei: i demand you let me out of this whatchamacallit...
shinigami: a chair
wufei: a chylair, whatever...and let me go home!
shinigami: uh uh! not untill i finish this
wufei: harrumph how many names are on this?
shinigami: *crosses her fingers behind her back* ohh about two or three
wufei: *grumble grumble* fine fine
shinigami: tell me what you think about Duo Maxwell.
wufei: duo is a baka. the world would be a better place without him.
duo: you really think that wufei? *sad face*
wufei: yes baka. now come here.
duo: *walks over*
wufei: closer
duo: *walks closer*
wufei: now look into my eyes
duo: *looks* ooh i can see my reflection!
wufei: look into my eyes duo.
duo: im looking
wufei: IHATEYOUYABAKAONNA! GETTHEHELLAWAYFROMME!
duo: *looking dazed* huh?
shinigami: maganacs!
maganacs: yes Miss Shinigami?
shinigami: please take my brother[yes folks, BROTHER] into the backroom to be refreshed.
maganacs: yes Miss Shinigami!
*maganacs take Duo backstage*
wufei: harrumph
shinigami: i hope youre happy wu-bear
wufei: DONT CALL ME WU-BEAR! KISAMA
shinigami: watch your language wu-bear!
wufei: its WUFEI NOT WUBEAR
shinigami: dont be silly! now what do you think of sally?
wufei: i dont care about her. for all i know, i would leave her dead in a ditch
audience: *winces*ooh thats cold wu-bear
wufei: KISAMA! I AM NOT WU-BEAR!
audience member 1: still its cold
audience member 2: yeah wufei, be nicer
wufei: FINE FINE!
shinigami: tell me, what do you think of heero yuy? *thinks things that she shouldnt* dont you just think hes the hottest sweetest and most suicidal thing youve ever seen?
wufei: hah! yuy is only a stupid assasin. I*puffs out chest* am the true hot sweet thang
audience member 3: ooh wufei, got a lil something for the hostess?
wufei: *blushing crimson* NO!!!
audience member 3: aww tell us, what are you thinking about the hostess?
wufei: NOTHING! she is only a weak onna
audience member 4: thats not what i think...look! wufei's going red!
wufei: ok ok maybe i DO like the hostess a little
audience: awwwwwwwww
shinigami: *obviously confused* ok on with the show.........what do you think of quatre raberba winner?
wufei: hmph whats there to say? hes a rich bitch, he has tha maganac corps, he wears PINK and he understands thought-speak..the whole thing speaks for itself.
shinigami: hear hear
random quatre fan: NOT TRUE! YOURE CALLING HIM A PANSY ARENT YOU?! *runs out crying*
shinigami: oookk...what do you think of Trowa?
wufei: trowa is silent. I dont know him that well so i have no thing to say about him.
trowa: .... ..... ....!!!!! ///_-;;
quatre: *nods* i understand trowa. trowa says: i hate you! you are so disappointing!!
wufei: ITS NOT MY FAULT
heero: it is. omae o korosu
wufei: HELP ME ONNA!
shinigami: hiiiiii heero *grin*
heero: hiiiii shinigami*smirk...::faiiint::*
shinigami: ya know...theres this place around the corner called Moonlite Restraunt.......
heero: sure, lets go after the show
shinigaimi: *squeeeeeelll*yay!
wufei: untie me at once onna! injustice, this isnt the time for you to be flirting around with my colleague!
shinigami: soOos?
wufei: LET...ME...GO!
shinigami: no
wufei: why not
shinigami: im not done yet
audience: get on with it!
audience member 5: c'mon i gotta meet my wife for dinner!!
audience member 5's wife: but dear, im right here
audience member 5: oh yeah....
wufei: fine fine hurry!
shinigami: what do you think of zechs merquise a.k.a. milliardo peacecraft?
wufei: never ever trust anyone who's been with OZ.
shinigami: we'll keep that in mind.
wufei: you better
shinigami: oh is that a threat?!
wufei: you bet it is
shinigami: sorry but im gonna have to schedule this fight next wednesday cus im all booked up this and next week ok? is 5:00pm down by the old lot ok?
wufei: yeah
shinigami: *writes down* showdown with wu-bear. old lot 5:00pm
wufei: ok ok
shinigami: last one!! what do you think about treize?
wufei: *turns red and starts to squirm* t-t-treize?
shinigami: yeah, treize
wufei: t-t-treize kushrenada?
treize: who called my name? *looks around* ah dragon!
wufei: kushrenada.
treize: dear dear, what ARE you doing tied down to this AWFULLY old chair?
shinigami: its from 2002!
treize: oh really? my great great grandmother Alexandra Kushrenada and my great great grandfather Linus Kushrenada were alive then
shinigami: so was my great great great grandmother Crystal
treize: oh how WONDERFUL!
shinigami: aint it?
wufei: lemme go!
treize: dear me dragon, you seem to have gotten yourself into QUITE[emphasis on the quite part...] a mess!
wufei: no shit sherlock
treize: no matter....I'll get you out
wufei: arigatou.....CURSES! im using japanese words again!.....
shinigami: ni hao mah
wufei: you know chinese?
shinigami: no...i only know ni hao mah ^.^
audience: --;;
wufei: AT LAST IM FREE*stands up*
audience: GO HOME LASSIE! GO HOME!
wufei: i am i am
shinigami: soOo heero.....
heero: yeeesss?
duo: heero! are you hitting on my little sister? shame on you! shame shame shame!
heero: what? shes your twin. we're the same age
duo: yeah but still, im ten minutes older than her....
shinigami: so?
duo: i mean....aw man! go ahead kids, have fun
shinigami: bye duo
heero: yeah bye
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