Summary: What happens when you take your favorite fairy tales and add Tokyo
Babylon and X/1999 characters? Pure mayhem!!!
This Chapter: Subaru, Seishiro, and Hokuto arrive home to find two strange men as well as…something else!
Rating: PG-13 for shounen-ai (well, let's just say people get in the sac with the same sex here). Mild swearing, too, but you don't really mind that, do you?
Author's Note: This is madness gone way too far. If this is REALLY stupid to you, it's stupid to me too. I just felt fairy tales needed a face lift.
Fairy Tales Get Messed Up Tokyo Babylon/X Style
Chapter V: The Brothers Grimm
Scene Fifteen:
The cottage is exactly the same as it was when they left: a warm fire, large oven, quaint dinette set, two cages hanging from the ceiling large enough to stuff teenagers in, three bowls of porridge sitting humbly on the table (though stale and growing things), two strange men sitting by the fire smoking pipes…huh?
Hokuto: (gasps) Who are you guys?
Subaru: (prays) Please don't be from another fairy tale!
Seishiro: (his eyes narrow as he stares at the two men) They're not from any fairy tale. They're the Brothers Grimm.
Grimm1: (stands and points his pipe at Seishiro) That's right. And you, sir, are completely destroying our fairy tales!
Grimm2: (stands beside his brother) You have changed everything into some sick, CLAMP jamboree of mayhem!
Seishiro: (smiles) Why, thank you.
Subaru: You made all this happen, Seishiro?
Seishiro: Well, not really. It wasn't all my idea.
Hokuto: Then whose was it?
Seishiro: (points to the Brothers Grimm) The structure of the stories is by them.
Grimm1: The structure you have destroyed then rebuilt into something perverted and evil.
Seishiro: (thinks for a moment, then responds) Something like that. But I had more help.
Subaru: (starts sobbing) Seishiro, why are you so evil? (faints)
Hokuto: Subaru!
Seishiro: The only way to wake him is with a kiss from a handsome prince. (leans over to give Subaru a kiss)
Grimm2: (grabs Seishiro's shoulder) Oh, no you don't! You're not ruining Sleeping Beauty too!
Seishiro: Fine. (brushes off his shoulder then gets a glass of cold water and pours it over Subaru's face)
Subaru: (wakes up) Uhn… (rubs his eyes) Seishiro?
Seishiro: (gently) Yes, my pet?
Subaru: (blushes) Who controlled this evil, manipulative story?
Hokuto: (gasps) There! (points to a corner of the ceiling where a little, fist-size goblin is hanging)
Seishiro: (being the tallest in the room, he reaches up and grabs it) What's this?
Goblin: (struggles and squeals in a raspy, high-pitched voice) Nyaa! Let me go! Nyaa!
Hokuto: (repulsed) What is it?
Seishiro: What else could it be? It's the author.
Everyone else: The author?!
Author: Nyaa! You can't do this to me! Nyaa!
Grimm1: But, why did you change our stories like this?
Author: Nyaa! I was just having fun! Nyaa!
Subaru: How could you make Seishiro do those things to me?
Author, Seishiro, and Hokuto: (laugh)
Subaru: Oh.
Grimm2: You can't change our stories like this! We'll sue!
Author: Nyaa! You're dead! Nyaa!
Grimm1: How dare you talk to us like that!
Seishiro: (clears his throat) You two died over two hundred years ago.
Grimm Brothers: Oh.
Hokuto: Alright. Frankly, I don't mind this story, but could you please make everything back to normal?
Author: Nyaa!
Subaru: Why not? Haven't you had enough amusement for today?
Author: Nyaa!
Seishiro: Let's make a deal, then.
Author: Nyaa! I'm listening! Nyaa!
Seishiro: (in a smooth voice) How about you make things back to normal for now, but you can write fics about us whenever you want. How does that sound?
Author: Ny…
Seishiro: Before you say no (or "nyaa"), listen to this. You can also…(whispers something in the author's ear)
Author: Nyaha! Okay! Nyaha! (disappears)
Subaru: What did you tell it? (looks down and realizes he's wearing only a speedo) Ah! (looks to Seishiro, who is also wearing a speedo) What DID you tell it?!
Seishiro: (shrugs) Something about the fact that every time we're both wearing a speedo in one of her fics we have to sleep together. Something like that…
Hokuto: Woo hoo! (shoves both of them in the master bedroom)
Subaru: No! (attempts to open the door) You can't do this!
Author: (from somewhere far off) Nyahahahahahahah!
And they lived happily ever after….
THE END
[A/N: If you think this ending sucks, you should have seen the other one!]
This Chapter: Subaru, Seishiro, and Hokuto arrive home to find two strange men as well as…something else!
Rating: PG-13 for shounen-ai (well, let's just say people get in the sac with the same sex here). Mild swearing, too, but you don't really mind that, do you?
Author's Note: This is madness gone way too far. If this is REALLY stupid to you, it's stupid to me too. I just felt fairy tales needed a face lift.
Fairy Tales Get Messed Up Tokyo Babylon/X Style
Chapter V: The Brothers Grimm
Scene Fifteen:
The cottage is exactly the same as it was when they left: a warm fire, large oven, quaint dinette set, two cages hanging from the ceiling large enough to stuff teenagers in, three bowls of porridge sitting humbly on the table (though stale and growing things), two strange men sitting by the fire smoking pipes…huh?
Hokuto: (gasps) Who are you guys?
Subaru: (prays) Please don't be from another fairy tale!
Seishiro: (his eyes narrow as he stares at the two men) They're not from any fairy tale. They're the Brothers Grimm.
Grimm1: (stands and points his pipe at Seishiro) That's right. And you, sir, are completely destroying our fairy tales!
Grimm2: (stands beside his brother) You have changed everything into some sick, CLAMP jamboree of mayhem!
Seishiro: (smiles) Why, thank you.
Subaru: You made all this happen, Seishiro?
Seishiro: Well, not really. It wasn't all my idea.
Hokuto: Then whose was it?
Seishiro: (points to the Brothers Grimm) The structure of the stories is by them.
Grimm1: The structure you have destroyed then rebuilt into something perverted and evil.
Seishiro: (thinks for a moment, then responds) Something like that. But I had more help.
Subaru: (starts sobbing) Seishiro, why are you so evil? (faints)
Hokuto: Subaru!
Seishiro: The only way to wake him is with a kiss from a handsome prince. (leans over to give Subaru a kiss)
Grimm2: (grabs Seishiro's shoulder) Oh, no you don't! You're not ruining Sleeping Beauty too!
Seishiro: Fine. (brushes off his shoulder then gets a glass of cold water and pours it over Subaru's face)
Subaru: (wakes up) Uhn… (rubs his eyes) Seishiro?
Seishiro: (gently) Yes, my pet?
Subaru: (blushes) Who controlled this evil, manipulative story?
Hokuto: (gasps) There! (points to a corner of the ceiling where a little, fist-size goblin is hanging)
Seishiro: (being the tallest in the room, he reaches up and grabs it) What's this?
Goblin: (struggles and squeals in a raspy, high-pitched voice) Nyaa! Let me go! Nyaa!
Hokuto: (repulsed) What is it?
Seishiro: What else could it be? It's the author.
Everyone else: The author?!
Author: Nyaa! You can't do this to me! Nyaa!
Grimm1: But, why did you change our stories like this?
Author: Nyaa! I was just having fun! Nyaa!
Subaru: How could you make Seishiro do those things to me?
Author, Seishiro, and Hokuto: (laugh)
Subaru: Oh.
Grimm2: You can't change our stories like this! We'll sue!
Author: Nyaa! You're dead! Nyaa!
Grimm1: How dare you talk to us like that!
Seishiro: (clears his throat) You two died over two hundred years ago.
Grimm Brothers: Oh.
Hokuto: Alright. Frankly, I don't mind this story, but could you please make everything back to normal?
Author: Nyaa!
Subaru: Why not? Haven't you had enough amusement for today?
Author: Nyaa!
Seishiro: Let's make a deal, then.
Author: Nyaa! I'm listening! Nyaa!
Seishiro: (in a smooth voice) How about you make things back to normal for now, but you can write fics about us whenever you want. How does that sound?
Author: Ny…
Seishiro: Before you say no (or "nyaa"), listen to this. You can also…(whispers something in the author's ear)
Author: Nyaha! Okay! Nyaha! (disappears)
Subaru: What did you tell it? (looks down and realizes he's wearing only a speedo) Ah! (looks to Seishiro, who is also wearing a speedo) What DID you tell it?!
Seishiro: (shrugs) Something about the fact that every time we're both wearing a speedo in one of her fics we have to sleep together. Something like that…
Hokuto: Woo hoo! (shoves both of them in the master bedroom)
Subaru: No! (attempts to open the door) You can't do this!
Author: (from somewhere far off) Nyahahahahahahah!
And they lived happily ever after….
THE END
[A/N: If you think this ending sucks, you should have seen the other one!]