Rock and Roll Fun!
Part 1: Fat Lip
Xiao: (sigh) What happens when Nayru can't think of a title...
Nayru: Shut up, cat. Ladies and Gentlemen, what happens when I get bored!
Xiao: That too....
Nayru: :-P
Xiao: :-P
Heero: (v/o) Can we get on with this!? Before Quatre forgets how to use his guitar and treats it like a violin again!
Duo: (v/o) Plus, the crowd is getting restless!
Xiao: What crowd!? All we have is Relena and Quatre's sisters!
Nayru: And everyone's favorite Duo fan, Rini. Plus her assistant, Mina.
Rini: Nay! I thought I told you to cut it out with the retarded songfics!
Mina: (shrug) I like this song. Oh yeah, we don't own Sum 41, Fat Lip, the name Rini,
Or anything else that you could possibly sue us for. So lawyers...
Together: F*** off!
(G-boys dressed like rock stars. Onstage. With many various instruments)
Heero: This one is for war, which I hate. And don't ask me about the song title.
Song 1: Fat Lip by Sum 41
Heero: Storming through the battle with my buddy Wing Zero,
Duo: And ruining people's lives with the foolish war that we do,
Trowa: As a kid I was a clown that had no name,
Wufei: Marriage trashed my life, so I quit the love game.
Quatre: Well I know that I've changed since I got Zero system,
Evil eyes and acting scary without any resistance,
My sisters are a pain, it's attention that I crave,
Together: I'm sick of being told to make peace!
Chorus: I don't wanna waste my time,
Heero: Become another casualty to Pacifism,
Duo: I will always be Shinigami,
Never be a victim of uselessness and back down!
Heero: Be-
Duo: -Cause
Quatre: You
Wufei: Don't
Trowa: Know my name at all,
I wish I'd gotten one before.
Heero: But what do you expect when you're
Destined for war?
Duo: Shinigami and guns, that's how I was raised,
The Nun and the Priest were the people I praised.
Wufei: Cause I don't have fun,
I like determining justice!
Destroying OZ mobile suits
Is just a minor offense and
Heero: My name is no concern,
Will Relena ever learn?
Duo: I'm sick of being told
My hair's a splurge!
Chorus
(guitar solo)
Heero: Don't count on me, the mission might fail,
Don't count on me, I'll self-destruct again.
Duo: Don't count on me, I might not keep missing,
All: Don't count on me, cause I'M NOT LISTENING!
Quatre: Well, I'm a blonde Arabian,
Trowa: Middle class clown,
Both: No amount of bullets are keeping me in my Gundam.
Heero: You're a standin' on the corner sayin you and I are a something,
But you gonna learn otherwise from the exhaust you'll be huffin'!
Duo: Cause if the blood don't stain you'll be ringin' off the hook!
I'm on the hit list, put in girls' little black books,
Trowa: I can't play songs with distortion,
Wufei: Too young to drink in proportion,
Quatre: The doctor said my mom should've had an abortion!
Heero: I don't wanna waste my time.... (others in background: Casualty to Pacifism!)
Heero: Always be Shinigami... ( OIB: Never be a victim of uselessness...)
All: Back down!
(Huge crowd in stadium, cheering.)
Rini: Yay Duo!!!
Mina: I love rock and roll, put another dime in the jukebox play it...
Nayru: I love rock and roll too, Mina. That's why I need to know if you wanna hear the
Rest of the concert! Please review for me!
Xiao: (Hippie dress) Peaceout, dude!
Part 1: Fat Lip
Xiao: (sigh) What happens when Nayru can't think of a title...
Nayru: Shut up, cat. Ladies and Gentlemen, what happens when I get bored!
Xiao: That too....
Nayru: :-P
Xiao: :-P
Heero: (v/o) Can we get on with this!? Before Quatre forgets how to use his guitar and treats it like a violin again!
Duo: (v/o) Plus, the crowd is getting restless!
Xiao: What crowd!? All we have is Relena and Quatre's sisters!
Nayru: And everyone's favorite Duo fan, Rini. Plus her assistant, Mina.
Rini: Nay! I thought I told you to cut it out with the retarded songfics!
Mina: (shrug) I like this song. Oh yeah, we don't own Sum 41, Fat Lip, the name Rini,
Or anything else that you could possibly sue us for. So lawyers...
Together: F*** off!
(G-boys dressed like rock stars. Onstage. With many various instruments)
Heero: This one is for war, which I hate. And don't ask me about the song title.
Song 1: Fat Lip by Sum 41
Heero: Storming through the battle with my buddy Wing Zero,
Duo: And ruining people's lives with the foolish war that we do,
Trowa: As a kid I was a clown that had no name,
Wufei: Marriage trashed my life, so I quit the love game.
Quatre: Well I know that I've changed since I got Zero system,
Evil eyes and acting scary without any resistance,
My sisters are a pain, it's attention that I crave,
Together: I'm sick of being told to make peace!
Chorus: I don't wanna waste my time,
Heero: Become another casualty to Pacifism,
Duo: I will always be Shinigami,
Never be a victim of uselessness and back down!
Heero: Be-
Duo: -Cause
Quatre: You
Wufei: Don't
Trowa: Know my name at all,
I wish I'd gotten one before.
Heero: But what do you expect when you're
Destined for war?
Duo: Shinigami and guns, that's how I was raised,
The Nun and the Priest were the people I praised.
Wufei: Cause I don't have fun,
I like determining justice!
Destroying OZ mobile suits
Is just a minor offense and
Heero: My name is no concern,
Will Relena ever learn?
Duo: I'm sick of being told
My hair's a splurge!
Chorus
(guitar solo)
Heero: Don't count on me, the mission might fail,
Don't count on me, I'll self-destruct again.
Duo: Don't count on me, I might not keep missing,
All: Don't count on me, cause I'M NOT LISTENING!
Quatre: Well, I'm a blonde Arabian,
Trowa: Middle class clown,
Both: No amount of bullets are keeping me in my Gundam.
Heero: You're a standin' on the corner sayin you and I are a something,
But you gonna learn otherwise from the exhaust you'll be huffin'!
Duo: Cause if the blood don't stain you'll be ringin' off the hook!
I'm on the hit list, put in girls' little black books,
Trowa: I can't play songs with distortion,
Wufei: Too young to drink in proportion,
Quatre: The doctor said my mom should've had an abortion!
Heero: I don't wanna waste my time.... (others in background: Casualty to Pacifism!)
Heero: Always be Shinigami... ( OIB: Never be a victim of uselessness...)
All: Back down!
(Huge crowd in stadium, cheering.)
Rini: Yay Duo!!!
Mina: I love rock and roll, put another dime in the jukebox play it...
Nayru: I love rock and roll too, Mina. That's why I need to know if you wanna hear the
Rest of the concert! Please review for me!
Xiao: (Hippie dress) Peaceout, dude!