Rock and Roll Fun
Part 2
Xiao: Wow! Look at all these reviews! But they're all female. Maybe we should. (snicker).
Nayru: Are you serious? (snicker)
Rini: (snicker snicker snicker)
Nayru: I think they're serious! Ladies and Gentlemen, by * a-hem * popular request, we will have the G-boys sing * snicker * Britney Spears' "Hit Me Baby One More Time!" * burst out laughing *
Mina: We need a disclaimer, no matter how ludicrous this is. We don't own Britney Spears, her music, Gundam Wing or...
Wufei (v/o): INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!
Duo (v/o): NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Quatre (v/o): I agree with Wufei, THIS IS AN INJUSTICE!
Trowa (v/o):...this is an insult to my manhood.
Heero (v/o): Don't! That author girl is dangerous!
Duo: As long as we don't have to wear implants...
Heero: No implants.
Duo: Fine, but I'll kill her for this!
All: Oh baby baby, Oh baby baby...
Duo: Oh Hilde, Hilde,
How was I supposed to know
You didn't want to fight, yeah.
Heero: Oh Zero, Zero
I shouldn't have let you blow up,
And now you're outta sight, yeah.
Chorus:
Quatre and Trowa: Show me
That you don't want me gay,
Wufei: Tell me Nataku,
Cause women seem weak, yeah,
All: Oh, because...
Heero: He said that,
All: The pacifists are killing me,
Quatre: And I-yi,
All: I must confess, I don't wanna bleed! (wanna bleed)
Heero: (speaking) Our guest star, Relena Dorlain!
Relena: When I'm not stalking you I lose my mind, gimme a sign,
Shoot me baby, one more time!
Wufei: Oh Treize-y Treize-y,
The reason I bleed is you.
Boy you had me blinded,
Relena: Oh pretty Heero,
I'd follow whatever you do,
Heero: It's not the way I planned it!
Chorus
Relena: Oh Heero, Heero, how was I supposed to know?
Duo: Oh Hilde, Hilde, I shouldn't have let you go...
All: I must confess, that this bloody mess,
Is killing me now,
Relena: In our hearts we must believe!
All: That Treize cannot hear,
And eat us alive!
Relena: Shoot me Heero one more time!
Heero: (speaking) Ok! (draws gun)
Relena: (speaking) Eep!
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(Huge crowd cheering)
Xiao: I think they liked it!
Rini: NO, it was the part at the end where Heero actually shot Relena. (sigh) I
Wish it had been Duo that did it...
Mina: Wait, dude, where's Nayru?
Xiao: God knows. She always vanishes, right? You get used to it. I'll just close it
For her. Ok everyone! Review my crap, or I will scratch you and treat you like Quatre's pants! Review, feel free to request songs! Next time: We screw up "The Call: Remix!"
Peaceout with the catlike, minna-san!
Part 2
Xiao: Wow! Look at all these reviews! But they're all female. Maybe we should. (snicker).
Nayru: Are you serious? (snicker)
Rini: (snicker snicker snicker)
Nayru: I think they're serious! Ladies and Gentlemen, by * a-hem * popular request, we will have the G-boys sing * snicker * Britney Spears' "Hit Me Baby One More Time!" * burst out laughing *
Mina: We need a disclaimer, no matter how ludicrous this is. We don't own Britney Spears, her music, Gundam Wing or...
Wufei (v/o): INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!
Duo (v/o): NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Quatre (v/o): I agree with Wufei, THIS IS AN INJUSTICE!
Trowa (v/o):...this is an insult to my manhood.
Heero (v/o): Don't! That author girl is dangerous!
Duo: As long as we don't have to wear implants...
Heero: No implants.
Duo: Fine, but I'll kill her for this!
All: Oh baby baby, Oh baby baby...
Duo: Oh Hilde, Hilde,
How was I supposed to know
You didn't want to fight, yeah.
Heero: Oh Zero, Zero
I shouldn't have let you blow up,
And now you're outta sight, yeah.
Chorus:
Quatre and Trowa: Show me
That you don't want me gay,
Wufei: Tell me Nataku,
Cause women seem weak, yeah,
All: Oh, because...
Heero: He said that,
All: The pacifists are killing me,
Quatre: And I-yi,
All: I must confess, I don't wanna bleed! (wanna bleed)
Heero: (speaking) Our guest star, Relena Dorlain!
Relena: When I'm not stalking you I lose my mind, gimme a sign,
Shoot me baby, one more time!
Wufei: Oh Treize-y Treize-y,
The reason I bleed is you.
Boy you had me blinded,
Relena: Oh pretty Heero,
I'd follow whatever you do,
Heero: It's not the way I planned it!
Chorus
Relena: Oh Heero, Heero, how was I supposed to know?
Duo: Oh Hilde, Hilde, I shouldn't have let you go...
All: I must confess, that this bloody mess,
Is killing me now,
Relena: In our hearts we must believe!
All: That Treize cannot hear,
And eat us alive!
Relena: Shoot me Heero one more time!
Heero: (speaking) Ok! (draws gun)
Relena: (speaking) Eep!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Huge crowd cheering)
Xiao: I think they liked it!
Rini: NO, it was the part at the end where Heero actually shot Relena. (sigh) I
Wish it had been Duo that did it...
Mina: Wait, dude, where's Nayru?
Xiao: God knows. She always vanishes, right? You get used to it. I'll just close it
For her. Ok everyone! Review my crap, or I will scratch you and treat you like Quatre's pants! Review, feel free to request songs! Next time: We screw up "The Call: Remix!"
Peaceout with the catlike, minna-san!