Rock and Roll Fun!

Nayru: Hey everyone! We're back!
Xiao: And tonight we... (phone ringing)
Rini: (picks up phone) Hello?
Xiao: Who is it?
Rini: It's for you, Nay!
Nayru: Hello? Oh! You have a song?
Voice on Phone: Yeah.
Nayru: Really? When can you do it?
Voice on Phone: I'm in the front row! It's Zechs! I'm doing it for Relena!
Nayru: Oh gosh... Well, ok, Mr. Zechs! Take it away!


Relena (Shaniqua)

Zechs: Moved into Relena's mansion at L1 colony
Only one who lives here is me
So why's the phone ring all day long?
I got no friends except Noin and she's gone
On a mission.
And I just want to live my life
But whenever I look up, it's a telephone riot!
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling!
Can't fight, can't dream, can't scream, can't breathe, can't bitch!
Won't even let me be Preventer.
Cause everyone keep calling with the same old questions!
Duo: Hello, Is Relena there?
Zechs: No way, I locked Relena up last year!
I think you need to call the asylum
This is Millardo P.!
Duo: You mean Relena's brother?
Zechs: Man, can't this braid guy leave me alone?
I took Relena's house and she don't have a phone!
And don't call me again!
Cause if you do, you know the answer man!

Zechs and Treize: Relena don't live here no more,
Relena don't live here no more,
Relena don't live here no more!
Duo: Is Relena there?
Z&T: HELL NO!

Zechs: I wish I didn't know who Relena was,
What she's doing, where she is,
Treize: She's a stalker who wears an ugly wig!
She might actually be cute if she had some *BEEP *
Zechs: Did she fly an MS,
Did she take the Gundam?
Work as a pacifist
Or live in a slum?
How in hell should I know!
She could be albino for all I care!
Dorothy: Hello, is Miss Relena there?
Zechs: Yeah, but she can't talk right now,
She's busy killing an ugly cow,
And shooting at the Easter Bunny!
Dorothy: Mr. Zechs, you sure aren't funny!
Zechs: SHUT UP, Catalonia!
I told you when I locked her up before!
Relena don't live here no more!

Z&T: Relena don't live here no more,
Relena don't live here no more,
Relena don't live here no more,
Dorothy: Is Miss Relena there?
Z&T: HELL NO!

(instrumental break)

Zechs: Check the machine on Friday,
22 MESSAGES!
I know I can't live with this!
Relena's Friends: This is for the jerk living with Relena!
Zechs: You want that bitch, you can keep her!
Let me get some sleep!
Relena's locked up!
Leave your message at the beep!
Heero: (beep) Yo. Relena. Omae o korosu. Don't ever call me!


Z&T: Relena don't live here no more,
Relena don't live here no more,
Relena don't live here no more,
Wufei and Trowa: Is Relena there?
Z&T: HELL NO!

Z&T: Relena don't live here no more,
Relena don't live here no more,
Relena don't live here no more,
Catherine and Sally: Is Relena there?
Z&T: HELL NO!
Xiao: (laughing her kitty butt off) Milliardo P. and One Track Treize!
Trowa: ...
Mina: Why don't you like it, Trowa?
Trowa: (slight smile)
Heero: (evil grin) At least that bitch finally got locked away.
Nayru: We'd like to thank Zechs and Treize for coming tonight! ...
Wait, isn't Treize dead?
Treize: I couldn't be dead with that stupid pacifist girl running around making peace!
Xiao: Go back to your grave!
Treize: Fine! Be that way! (leaves)
Nayru: Thank god! Please review Zechs' hard work... before he shoots me!
Zechs: (lifts gun to Nayru's head) Review, or the author gets it!
Xiao: Peaceout with tha catlike, minna-san!