Rock And Roll Fun!
Nayru: Yay! More reviewiness!
Mina: Reviewiness is good.
Rini: Why don't you put something out there that the audience will actually like?
Xiao and Ran-Ran: (capture Rini and drag her away)
Xiao: Evil girl. How long have you been friends?
Nayru: I think she learned it from me. We've been friends since the age of three. But anyway. Tonight we have a real treat for you! This is an ever- popular song from way back. 1971! I wasn't even born, for. 17 years after that! But they remade it last year, shortening the whole thing.
Ran-Ran: But we're bringing it back, straight from Don McLean! Mina.?
DISCLAIMER: Mina: Fine. We don't own Don McLean's version of. wait, what song is it? Well, we own nothing, and Nayru is an overpowering friend. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil girl.
Nayru: And now: "Bye, bye, Queen of the world DIED"!
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(When ~ shows up, that means they're holding the notes. The more ~, the longer the note.)
(All boys are standing in a straight line, holding microphones. Dorothy is on guitar, Hilde on piano, and Otto on drums. Hilde begins to play.)
Wufei: My wife was the kind with a spirit clear,
Sharp of eye, sharp of ear,
The kind of girl who liked to. take a chance!
She said her name was Nataku, I
Told her that it wasn't true,
It only made the warrior's eyes dance
Then she jumped into a mobile suit, her
Entire life went down the chute,
Her death drew me out of a pacifist tra~nce,
And now I'm singing it.
(Dorothy starts playing)
Wufei: Bye, bye, the queen of the world died,
Duo: Dorothy stabbed, then I shot her, and her worshippers cried,
Heero: And Noin put a stick up Zechs' ass, he cried,
Trowa: Odin, I will see that you fry! Odin, I will see that you fry!
(Otto starts)
Quatre: My buddy was a stoic clown, so I
Asked him why he wore a frown,
He just sighed and turned away
When I heard Midii Une was in love with him, I
Trowa: Went and blew up that bitch's ship!
Quatre: I guess that pacifism is not for me~.
So I went down to the flower store, just to.
Duo: Buy red roses for that whore?!
Quatre: They said she didn't need 'em,
So I gave it to a dog, to feed him!
Heero: But I'm a lonely teenage, with my lover boy,
Shiny little Gundams, for our playtoys, but I
Knew the war would be a coy,
The day Rele~na died!
All: And we are singing:
All: Bye, bye, the Queen of the world died,
Dorothy stabbed, then we shot her, and all her worshippers cried,
And Noin put a stick up Zechs' ass, he cried,
Odin, I will see that you fry!
Heero: That's Heero Yuy to you!
All: Odin, I will see that you fry!
Heero: I was down at a football game, and I
Saw that ugly girl, what a shame,
My life won't be the same,
When she chased me up to outer space,
I wanted nothing less than to blow up her face,
Soon this girl will be driving me insa~ane,
Duo: And before Heero was about to rave,
All my fans started to do the wave!
She joined in the chase,
All: And Heero got out of the place!
Heero: I was a happy boy, had a big ole gun,
I used it to have lots of fun,
But, somebody was gonna burn up the sun
All: The day Rele~~~na dies.
And I am singing it!
All: Bye, bye, the Queen of the world died,
Dorothy stabbed, then we shot her, and all her worshippers cried,
And Noin put a stick up Zechs' ass, he cried,
Odin, I will see that you fry!
Heero: That's Heero Yuy to you!
All: Odin, I will see that you fry!
Heero: We all were hanging by the MS store,
And Duo called us all a bore
He better put his gun away.
Wufei: And then the baka got up to another scheme,
Cobalt eyes with a devilish gleam,
Trowa: It was the best idea
I'd heard in yea~rs,
Duo: I dragged them to the
Kingdom Glass, and we
Got to kick the royal guard's ass,
And not a word was spoken,
Cause Relena's damned head is broken!
Heero: And the four guys I
Depend on the most,
Were making her death a special toast,
I knew that others would have to roast, the day
All: Rele~~~na di~ed, And we are singing it!
All: Bye, bye, the Queen of the world died,
Dorothy stabbed, then we shot her, and all her worshippers cried,
And Noin put a stick up Zechs' ass, he cried,
Odin, I will see that you fry!
Heero: That's Heero Yuy to you!
All: Odin, I will see that you fry!
(Guitar solo, until music slows back up to how it was at the beginning)
Duo: Well, then we went back to Earthsphere,
In trouble with the Alliance of Fear,
Had to get burned by the OZ men, too.
Trowa: Orders simple, very glum,
5 Doctors: (speaking) "They must die, should they see a Gundam"
Trowa: Yeah Relena; that's why we had to kill you~~~
We were sure you were in love with him, you
Wanted to screw him in the middle of gym,
Together: But we know that you're just out of love
Duo: And luck,
All: Because, Rele~~~na, died,
Heero: I started singing!
Duo: I started singing!
Other three: We started singing!
All: Bye, bye, the Queen of the world died,
Dorothy stabbed, then we shot her, and all her worshippers cried,
And Noin put a stick up Zechs' ass, he cried,
Odin, I will see that you fry!
Heero: That's Heero Yuy to you!
All: Odin, I will see that you fry!
(Only Wufei under spotlight. All music stopped)
Wufei: Bye, bye, Lady Relena now die,
Pull my Gundam straight through the glum,
And you made my wife cry,
I left my home, kissed my mommy goodbye,
"Relena, I will see that you die." And she said,
"That will be the day that I die."
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All Boys: THANK YOU!
Nayru: YAH!
Xiao: This has officially turned into a Relena hating fic, ne?
Ran-Ran: Let's check the name situation. We have one new name!
Four Boys And A Hentai- from Kaori (You have to pick out who the hentai is. I honestly have no clue)
Ran-Ran: And there are still the other four. We also got a vote for one of the names.
Spoink!- Jericho (no votes)
Wild Wing Boys-Kurokawa Hiyabasa (1 vote)
OneWayStreetBoys- Aerkya (no votes)
WrongWorld- Raven (no votes)
Nayru: We'll ask the audience for ideas for songs we can parodize! We have one for next time, no worries yet!
(Note: I will be taking a small break from this fic, to catch up with my others)
Xiao and Ran-Ran: Peaceout wid da catlike, minna-san!
Nayru: Yay! More reviewiness!
Mina: Reviewiness is good.
Rini: Why don't you put something out there that the audience will actually like?
Xiao and Ran-Ran: (capture Rini and drag her away)
Xiao: Evil girl. How long have you been friends?
Nayru: I think she learned it from me. We've been friends since the age of three. But anyway. Tonight we have a real treat for you! This is an ever- popular song from way back. 1971! I wasn't even born, for. 17 years after that! But they remade it last year, shortening the whole thing.
Ran-Ran: But we're bringing it back, straight from Don McLean! Mina.?
DISCLAIMER: Mina: Fine. We don't own Don McLean's version of. wait, what song is it? Well, we own nothing, and Nayru is an overpowering friend. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil girl.
Nayru: And now: "Bye, bye, Queen of the world DIED"!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(When ~ shows up, that means they're holding the notes. The more ~, the longer the note.)
(All boys are standing in a straight line, holding microphones. Dorothy is on guitar, Hilde on piano, and Otto on drums. Hilde begins to play.)
Wufei: My wife was the kind with a spirit clear,
Sharp of eye, sharp of ear,
The kind of girl who liked to. take a chance!
She said her name was Nataku, I
Told her that it wasn't true,
It only made the warrior's eyes dance
Then she jumped into a mobile suit, her
Entire life went down the chute,
Her death drew me out of a pacifist tra~nce,
And now I'm singing it.
(Dorothy starts playing)
Wufei: Bye, bye, the queen of the world died,
Duo: Dorothy stabbed, then I shot her, and her worshippers cried,
Heero: And Noin put a stick up Zechs' ass, he cried,
Trowa: Odin, I will see that you fry! Odin, I will see that you fry!
(Otto starts)
Quatre: My buddy was a stoic clown, so I
Asked him why he wore a frown,
He just sighed and turned away
When I heard Midii Une was in love with him, I
Trowa: Went and blew up that bitch's ship!
Quatre: I guess that pacifism is not for me~.
So I went down to the flower store, just to.
Duo: Buy red roses for that whore?!
Quatre: They said she didn't need 'em,
So I gave it to a dog, to feed him!
Heero: But I'm a lonely teenage, with my lover boy,
Shiny little Gundams, for our playtoys, but I
Knew the war would be a coy,
The day Rele~na died!
All: And we are singing:
All: Bye, bye, the Queen of the world died,
Dorothy stabbed, then we shot her, and all her worshippers cried,
And Noin put a stick up Zechs' ass, he cried,
Odin, I will see that you fry!
Heero: That's Heero Yuy to you!
All: Odin, I will see that you fry!
Heero: I was down at a football game, and I
Saw that ugly girl, what a shame,
My life won't be the same,
When she chased me up to outer space,
I wanted nothing less than to blow up her face,
Soon this girl will be driving me insa~ane,
Duo: And before Heero was about to rave,
All my fans started to do the wave!
She joined in the chase,
All: And Heero got out of the place!
Heero: I was a happy boy, had a big ole gun,
I used it to have lots of fun,
But, somebody was gonna burn up the sun
All: The day Rele~~~na dies.
And I am singing it!
All: Bye, bye, the Queen of the world died,
Dorothy stabbed, then we shot her, and all her worshippers cried,
And Noin put a stick up Zechs' ass, he cried,
Odin, I will see that you fry!
Heero: That's Heero Yuy to you!
All: Odin, I will see that you fry!
Heero: We all were hanging by the MS store,
And Duo called us all a bore
He better put his gun away.
Wufei: And then the baka got up to another scheme,
Cobalt eyes with a devilish gleam,
Trowa: It was the best idea
I'd heard in yea~rs,
Duo: I dragged them to the
Kingdom Glass, and we
Got to kick the royal guard's ass,
And not a word was spoken,
Cause Relena's damned head is broken!
Heero: And the four guys I
Depend on the most,
Were making her death a special toast,
I knew that others would have to roast, the day
All: Rele~~~na di~ed, And we are singing it!
All: Bye, bye, the Queen of the world died,
Dorothy stabbed, then we shot her, and all her worshippers cried,
And Noin put a stick up Zechs' ass, he cried,
Odin, I will see that you fry!
Heero: That's Heero Yuy to you!
All: Odin, I will see that you fry!
(Guitar solo, until music slows back up to how it was at the beginning)
Duo: Well, then we went back to Earthsphere,
In trouble with the Alliance of Fear,
Had to get burned by the OZ men, too.
Trowa: Orders simple, very glum,
5 Doctors: (speaking) "They must die, should they see a Gundam"
Trowa: Yeah Relena; that's why we had to kill you~~~
We were sure you were in love with him, you
Wanted to screw him in the middle of gym,
Together: But we know that you're just out of love
Duo: And luck,
All: Because, Rele~~~na, died,
Heero: I started singing!
Duo: I started singing!
Other three: We started singing!
All: Bye, bye, the Queen of the world died,
Dorothy stabbed, then we shot her, and all her worshippers cried,
And Noin put a stick up Zechs' ass, he cried,
Odin, I will see that you fry!
Heero: That's Heero Yuy to you!
All: Odin, I will see that you fry!
(Only Wufei under spotlight. All music stopped)
Wufei: Bye, bye, Lady Relena now die,
Pull my Gundam straight through the glum,
And you made my wife cry,
I left my home, kissed my mommy goodbye,
"Relena, I will see that you die." And she said,
"That will be the day that I die."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All Boys: THANK YOU!
Nayru: YAH!
Xiao: This has officially turned into a Relena hating fic, ne?
Ran-Ran: Let's check the name situation. We have one new name!
Four Boys And A Hentai- from Kaori (You have to pick out who the hentai is. I honestly have no clue)
Ran-Ran: And there are still the other four. We also got a vote for one of the names.
Spoink!- Jericho (no votes)
Wild Wing Boys-Kurokawa Hiyabasa (1 vote)
OneWayStreetBoys- Aerkya (no votes)
WrongWorld- Raven (no votes)
Nayru: We'll ask the audience for ideas for songs we can parodize! We have one for next time, no worries yet!
(Note: I will be taking a small break from this fic, to catch up with my others)
Xiao and Ran-Ran: Peaceout wid da catlike, minna-san!