Smily: Hey peeps, need your help before I update again. Can't figure out couplings.

Serena/Duo

Serena/Heero

Serena/Trowa

Serena/Darien

Quatre/Trowa

Keemew2: Die, smily, DIE.

Smily: I don't care what you think. It's my fic, not your's. Anyways, back to the story.

"YOU DID WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Darien screamed.

"I sent a letter to your girlfriend, having you break up with her." Saffrone said timidly.

"WHY!!!!???" Darien was seriously freaking out here.

"So we could be together."

"Guess what, you still lost." He was slightly calmed down, but not that much.

"What do you mean?"

"I'm dead, that's what I mean. Her father is going to throttle me, her brother is going to help. Her half-brother is going to castrate me, her aunt will gladly help. Her best friend is trigger happy. But that's not the worst of it."

"I-I-I-It's not!!!!!!!!"

"NO, her uncle."

"Wha-wha-what's with her uncle?"

"I never met the guy in person, but I've heard stories, that's all you need to know. Plus, Serena's his favorite niece."

"oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear" Saffrone muttered over and over and over. "He never said anything about this."

"Who's he? Tell me, so I can take my……." Darien started.

"Never mind." Darien made no comment, just turned on his heal and left the room.

'Kami, I need help. BIG TIME. If not, I'm dead, in more ways than one.' He thought to himself. All of a sudden a grey mist surrounded him. "What the…….."

Quatre's Mansion

"Hahahahahaha!! Shinigami's going to kill you all!!!!!" Wufei looked up from the book he was reading, and paled. Duo was holding an empty 10lb container of chocolate covered coffee beans. Wufei knew for a fact that it had been full not 20min. ago, since he had just bought the stuff.

"Maxwell, tell me you didn't eat all that by yourself."

"Course not, Abdul had a handful." Wufei paled even more, but was cut off by the doorbell.

"I'LL GET IT" Duo screamed, running to the door. Wufei slowly, shook his head.

'I will not kill Duo, I will not kill Duo, I will not kill Duo' Duo opened the door to reveal the most gorgeous girl he had ever seen.

"HEY, GUYS, THERE'S THE MOST GORGEUOS GIRL AT THE DOOR!!!!!!!!" Duo screamed. He turned to the girl in front of the door. "Hey, what's your name, babe?"

'There gonna kill him' Serena thought to herself. 'oh, well, might as well have some fun before hand.' She smiled at Duo. "My name's Serena Tsukino, what's your's?"
"HEY, GUYS, HER NAMES SERENA TSUKINO!!!!!' Serena pulled back slightly, wincing at the scream. ":My names Duo Maxwell, I may run and hide, but I never tell a lie. By the way, what's a gorgeous babe like you doing out here by your-ahhhhhh!!" Duo shouted as he was pulled back by his braid, but he quickly shut up as a katana was put against his throat.

"I will say this once and only once, so listen up, Maxwell. Touch her, harm her in any way, on purpose, or by accident, and I won't be the only thing you have to worry about." Wufei growled into Duo's ear.

"Heh, sure Wu-man, lay off the braid, alright. By the way, what's she to you? I would have thought that you would have called her 'weak onna' by now. After all, she does have an air of weakness and fragility about her, never mind that she's so gorgeous." Serena smiled brightly at them.

"Woofie, you mean to tell me that he doesn't know that I'm your (puts on innocent face and pouty lip) Poor, wittle, innocent, sister." Duo paled

"SISTER!!!! I'm sorry Wufei, I didn't know. Hey, wait, you let her call you WOOFIE!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

"She's the only one aloud to call me that, baka."

"You know, Duo, I'm actually surprised that your still alive, normally, Wufei here would have no problem slitting somebody's throat for calling me weak, fragile, gorgeous,ect." Wufei lowered katana and walked away.

"I'm not allowed to kill him ~Yet~. That's your only warning, Maxwell, stay away from my sister, she's engaged." He ground out. After he left the room, Duo turned to Serena.Duo Just then, Quatre, Heero, and Trowa walked into the room, talking.

"Serena's my niece, I haven't seen her in a couple of years. But, she's my favorite niece, and if Duo knows what's best for him………"He stopped when he heard what Duo had just asked Serena. Heero and Trowa looked in the direction that had Quatre's attention. Heero growled when he heard Duo.

"What Wufei don't know, won't kill me. How bout I take you on a tour of the place tonight?" A shot suddenly rang out and hit the wall by Duo's head. "Geez Heero, cutting it a little close are yououuouou, QUATRE!!!!!!!!" He shouted, at the sight of Quatre holding a gun at him. "Where'd you get that gun, ol' buddy, ol' pal." Trowa's mouth was twitching, and Heero had a look of shock on his face.

"It belongs to Heero." Trowa stated. Quatre looked at the gun and immediately dropped it. Quatre looked at the gun like it was a snake.

"Hey, Quatre, why'd you shoot at me anyways?" Duo asked.

"I would have thought Wufei had already warned you about Serena, but either he hasn't gotten here yet, or you're just even dumber than I had thought." Everybody looked at Quatre in shock, he had just insulted Duo, something he had never done before. "So," Quatre continued, ignoring the shocked looks, "If you know what's best for you, you'll stay away from my favorite niece." Just then a bunch of other girls came through the door. "Amara, why are you here, and why isn't Serena in school?" Quatre asked, his eyes taking on an eerie light.

"Uh, hehe, er, eh, ya see, we decided to take a vacation." She answered. "Something happened, and we had to get away."

"Yeah, Kenji called." Amara paled. "He said that you had something to tell me." She calmed down a little. "I want to hear what you have to tell me." Amara panicked.

'letter, scout, pregnant? Which one will be less stressfull.' She thought. Serena came to the rescue when she saw Wufei come into the room.

"Wufei, I have some exiting news to tell you." Everybody shut up at that statement. The scouts held their breaths and the gundam pilots looked at Quatre. "Your gonna be an UNCLE!!!!!!!! Isn't that great!"

Heero: '10, 9'

Trowa: 'oh, boy.'

Heero:'8,7'

Duo: 'Wufei is kinda pale, at least he forgot about me.'

Heero: '6,5'

Wufei: 'Darien's dead, Darien's dead, Darien's dead…..'

Heero: '4,3'

Amara; 'why did she pick that one, I'm dead, my niece just had to tell 'that' particular thing.'

Heero: '2,1'

Serena; 'Please let me live. I'm to young to die. At least it's not dad, and Darien's not here.'

Heero: '0'

Quatre exploded. "YOU'RE WHAT!!!!!!!!! What happened to marriage before sex. Who's the father? I'll kill him"

"UM, kinda impossible, Uncle." Serena stated.

"Why is it impossible, Serenity Usagi Tsukino?" He ground out.

'Please, don't let her tell him where Darien is!' Amara thought to any one who would listen. Unfortunately, they didn't.

"He's in college in America." Serena answered. Everybody stepped away from Serena, Wufei, Quatre, and Heero.

"COLLEGE!!!!!!" The three guys yelled. "He is going to wish he was never born."

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