Smily: Here's the next chapter peeps.
Sorry, but I'M LAZY, I'M LAZY, I'M LAZY…………..
Finally, the next chapter.
Keemew2: THIS IS WHY I SAID NO TO KILLING DARIEN YOU JERKS!!!!!!! So there.
Last time:
"You have some explaining to do, my friend. What's this about a letter, and a death warrant?" he asked.
Now
"Um, Heero, Wufei, I'm not going to explain anything." Serena replied.
"What do you mean, Serena?" Wufei asked.
"What I mean is, I'm going to let you read the letter, leave, and let the girls explain it all. I'm tired, and I'm going to take a nap." Serena walked out after giving the letter to Duo. Duo stared after Serena for a while, then looking down at the letter. He opened it up, and started reading it.
"Dearest Serena……….." He started. All of a sudden he was staring at thin air. Surprised, he looked around. Wufei was smirking in triumph and holding the letter. "HEYYYYYY!!! Give that back! She gave it to me, not to you." Duo yelled. Wufei's smirk grew even more.
"She's my sister, I have presidence."
"That's not the point, _she_gave_it_to_ME_!!" Duo pounced onto Wufei. Heero, seeing the scuffle over the letter, decided to join in.
"Give me that letter!"
"Ow! Let go of the braid!"
"Somebody better remove their hand!"
"Hnn?"
"Injustice I tell you!"
"Don't touch the hair!"
RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
Everybody froze at the sound of ripping paper. Duo sat holding a piece of paper,Wufei, the other half. Heero leveled the gun at Duo.
"Give up that piece of paper. You'll find out what it says, but Wufei deserves to know first."
"Ok, Ok. Geez, can't take a little fun." Duo mumbled as he handed the other half of the lettewr. Wufei put the two pieces together and read. Three minutes later:
"I AM GOING TO FUCKING HUNT THAT BAKA-YARO DOWN AND USE HIM FOR SWORD PRACTICE, HAND HIM OVER TO HEERO FOR TARGET PRACTICE, THEN HAND HIM OVER TO RELENA!!!!!!!!!!" Needless to say, the three other pilots were a bit taken aback by Wufei's outburst.
"Man, it's gotta be really bad if he starts threatening said person with The Stalker. Wufei, ol buddy, ol pal, what's the letter say?" Duo said.
"It says that he's been living with another woman for three months, got drunk, and slept with her. He no longer wishes to keep their relationship, yet he still hopes that I and my family will not avenge my sister's honor. He has got to be kidding. I swear on Nataku and my clan, that I will avenge my sister's honor by hunting this, this, this BAKA_YARO and bring about justice. The man has no honor." Wufei ranted. He then started laughing. "Let him live a moderately peaceful life. Pahahahaha!!" Duo started getting really scared, Wufei was unpredictable and scary when he was like this. Then a sudden thought struck him.
"Um guys," Duo started. They all turned to him with questioning looks on their faces. "I was just wondering, who's gonna tell Quatre?" Everybody froze and paled at that thought.
"I'm not telling him." Wufei stated.
"Niether am I!" Duo stated
"Well, I'm not telling." Amara stated
"I don't have a death wish." Heero stated. Everybody looked at him with the same thought going through their minds. 'Doesn't he always have a death wish?' "You can all stop looking at me like that now." Heero, Wufei, and Duo all looked at one another and nodded. Unanimously they all said:
"Trowa's telling him." Trowa's eye widened.
"Me??? The way I heard it, Serena was to tell him. Besides, I'd end up sleeping on the couch until this guy was dead, or the next blue moon." Heero nodded, then turned towards the girls.
"Now that that's settled, you can tell us about that little secret that Iria mentioned." The girls fidgeted a bit at this statement. Wufei just smirked and started to leave the room.
"Hey, Wu-man, where are ya going?" Duo asked him.
"Baka, my name is WUFEI, not WU-MAN. And I don't need to hear their secret, I already know what it is."
"WHAT!!!! Oh, I'm going to strangle that Meatball-head. She wasn't supposed to tell you. She wasn't supposed to tell ANYONE. NOT EVEN HER FAMILY." Rei ranted. Wufei turned to face her and the group of people behind her. He just smirked even wider.
"She didn't tell me, baka-onna. You seriously think that she could keep something that huge from her family. Yes, Mother, Father, and my little brother all know as well. The pictures in the papers and the news helped a lot. Sure, her face was blurred, hell, her whole body was blurred, but I know my sister anywhere. Plus, you can't fool the crown-prince of the Sun and Moon Kingdom. Yes, I was there as well, as her elder brother. "
"Eh, Wufei, buddy, WHAT are you talking about? What pictures? What kingdom? And, are you nuts?" Duo asked.
"No, you baka, I'm not nuts. I just have an extremely good memory, whereas YOU need to restore your memory back to where it was. And I mean ALL of you." With this, he turned on his heel and as he left the room, "Though, just HOW Quatre hasn't figured it out yet is beyond me. He IS a gundam pilot." The pilots were confused.
All pilots thoughts: Figured what out? Restore out memory?' The pilots turned towards the girls. Heero pulled out his best friend and pointed it at them.
"Speak now, or forever rest in peace."
"Um, are you marrying someone, or are you threatening us?" Mina asked. Heero just looked at her. "Good, I was hoping for the latter. You want to know our secret so bad, here it is. Venus-Star-POWER!!!!" After the pretty light show and the dumb, I-want-to-shoot-the-T.V theme song, Sailor Venus proudly stood where Mina had. "Venus-Love-Chain_LASSO!!!!!" A whip made of yellow energy hearts came out of her finger, wrapped the end around Heero's gun, and jerked it back to Mina. Heero, Duo, and Trowa just looked at her in awe.
Heero:' She took my gun. She _took_ my gun. She took my gun. She took my gun!!! She took Mr. Blasty.'
Duo: 'Man, is she gonna get it. She took Heero's gun. Heero can't keep it in his pants. That did not sound right, even to me.'
Trowa: 'She has a death wish. She stole Mr. Blasty out of Heero's hand. I wonder if he'll let it go like he did to Quatre. Then again, I think he was in shock because Quatre actually got in his pants to get it. Hmmmm, Quatre naked. Oh! Stay focused, on Quatre's cute butt. NO, the girls, Quatre would look cute in black leather.' Everybody turned to Trowa when they heard him slap himself in the face. Duo noticed his glazed look.
"Ohhhhhhhhhh, Trowa's thinkin' dirty." Mina blushed, thinking it was about the transformation. But Duo continued. "So, come up with any new ideas for your little one. Or just imaging him with a whip?"
"Ahem, back to the subject at hand. Mina hear, was just about to tell us why my best friend (hopefully more) is hanging out with a sailor scout, after she gives me my gun back of course." Mina grinned wolfishly.
"Why of course, deary. WE are the sailor scouts. Serena's Moon, Amy's Mercury, I'm Venus, Rei is Mars, Hotaru/Saturn, Amara/Uranus, Michele/Neptune, Lita/Jupiter, Trista/Pluto, and Rini/Mini-Moon. One-thousand years ago……………" She started explaining their past.
(Last time we saw Darien, a gray mist was filling his room.)
Darien looked around his surroundings. It was dark at first. A voie rang out in the darkness, "Endymion, Prince of Earth, thou hast been brought to this place for certain trespasses against the trust of one Princess Serenity of the White Moon Kingdom." Darien was confused.
'I think I'm in trouble, deep trouble. Better play this safe for now.' He thought to himself. He spoke up then. "What trespasses? Who are You? Where am I?" he asked the voice. A light appeared, blinding Darien for a moment. When he could see again, he was stunned. A man sat in a throne of oak. An eagle rested on the back of the throne, Jupiter's symbol between the eagle's feet. The man was wearing a breastplate and looked at Darien with a look of disgust and…hatred?
"Who am I? I am Jupiter. I am Zeus. I am the Thunder God. I, am the King of the Gods, and thou hast violated and betrayed my decendant, Serenity 5th. Thou hast left her with child and hast thought traitorous thoughts on her. Thous hast even gone so far as to take up with a mistress. Thus are the charges brought against you, Earth Prince."
"But, but, I was drunk when I slept with Saffrone. I have never had traitorous thoughts against Serena, and WHAT!!?? SHE'S P-P-PRE-PREGNANT!!!!" He asked incredulously. Another voice spoke up, sneering at Darien.
"Thou meanest to tell us that thou dost not know of the Princess's coming child?" A light appeared on this voice as well. He was seated upon a fiery throne with the Mars symbol emblazoned on the crown. A dog lay at the man's feet, and a sword that looked to be surrounded by flames rested against the throne. The man spoke again. "I am Mars. I am Aries. I am the God of War. And thou hast left my dear niece with child. For that crime alone, thou shouldst be punished by the Furies themselves, but thou must needs go through trial first, as custum demands." Darien was trembling by now, Jupiter and Mars were taking him to trial. 'If they were there, then there must be more, shouldn't there?' He thought to himself.
"That still doesn't explain the charge of traitorous thoughts." He stated. Another voice spoke up again.
"Thou dust not love the Princess as should a betrothed. Thou lovest her as a brother wouldest. Thou hast only remained at her side but for the promise of power. To rule the Earth hast proven to be to much of a temptation for thee mortal soul. Thou hast toyed with the foul idea of mistresses, which thou hast followed through with. Thou dost not deserve the honorable title of Prince, Protector, betrothed to Princess Serenity 5th!" As with the last two, a light fell upon this figure as well. He was sitting upon a throne of laurel, on the crown, the Sun's symbol was emblazoned. A crow perched next to him, a silver bow in one hand, and a lyre beside the throne. "I am Apollo. I am the twin to Artimis. I am the God of the Sun. We shall personally see to it that thou shalt be stripped of thy life essence. If not that, then your powers." He snarled at him.
"Mars, cool thy temper. That is the purpose for this trial, to judge weather or not he is worthy of such powers." A cool voice spoke up. When Darien was able to see this figure, he saw that the man was resting upon a throne made of water. The Neptune symbol was set upon the crown of the throne, a horse was standing next to him, and in one hand was held a triton. " I am Neptuene. I am Poseidon. I am the God of the Seas and the Oceans." He introduced himself. He looked at Darien with the look his brother Jupiter was giving. "Let all be revealed in this place of meeting, Brother. I wish to be done with this…foul-scum, and him be removed from mine sight." Jupitor nodded and the room filled with light, revealing 7 more figures in the room, all in thrones. A woman sat upon a throne made of cypress, moon symbol on the crown, a deer stood next to her. Resting against the throne was a bow and quiver of arrows.
"I am Artimis. I am the Twin of Apollo. I am the Goddess of the Moon." The next person to speak was a man sitting upon a throne of ice. The Mercury symbol was on the crown and an owl perched next to him. He was wearing winged sandals, helmet, and holding a wand in his hand.
"I am Mercury. I am Hermes. I am the Messenger to the Gods." A woman spoke up next. She was set upon a throne of myrtle, a dove was upon her delicate hand. Venus's symbol was upon the crown, Cupid's bow and arrows rested against the throne.
"I am Venus. I am Aphrodite. I am the Goddess of Love." A man upon a throne made of the precious metals of the earth spoke up next. The Pluto symbol was on the crown of the throne, the Hellhound rested next to him.
"I am Pluto. I am Hades. I am the God of the Dead." A man upon a throne of black marble and ebony, with the Saturn symbol on the crown spoke up, a small black dragon was curled around the throne.
"I am Saturn. I am Cronus. I am the King of the Titans, son of Uranus." A woman upon a throne of earth, with the Earth's symbol on the crown, a wolf lying at her feet, spoke next.
"I am Gaea. I am the Mother of the Earth and the Gods." Last but not least, a man upon a throne clouds with bits and pieces of golden light appeared. The symbol for Uranus was on the crown of the throne. A small golden dragon was curled around the throne.
"I am Uranus. I am the Father of the Universe. I am the Father of the Earth. I am the Father of the Titans, who then gave way to the Gods. Let the trial commence."