ROCK AND ROLL FUN!



Nayru: (Quietly watching people turn Zodiac Megami into a giant beach ball)

Rini, Mina, Xiao: (watching Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei dance to "Walking on Broken Glass")

Ran-Ran: Where are those maniac boys? They get called out on a little mission, and should have been back two weeks ago!

Zodiac Megami (changed pen name to Baka Girl SD): (is thrown to Nayru by a crowd of muses and rabid fanboys)

Baka Girl SD: NAYRU OMAE O KOROSU! Hey, it's Duo and Heero! (points)

Duo and Heero: (drive through the roof in a huge van with a space for the Band Logo)

Duo: WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd of screaming fan girls/boys: WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd of Screaming Fangirls: (glomp Duo)

Heero: (fires three shots) HANDS OFF.

Duo: Nay, we can explain! With the next song!

Nayru: Nice van… now then, one of the many prizes for your name being chosen for the band's name, to our lovely candidates!

Xiao: YOU get to tell us what the band logo is!

Nayru: And WE will put the picture on the van and show it to everyone!

Ran-Ran: There are many lovely prizes, so, candidates dear, get your friends to vote, bribe, black mail, you name it! As long as we get votes!

Duo: The song…

Nayru: Of course!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Everclear's song "Learning To Smile" or "Song from an American Movie". I also don't own "Make My Way", Trowa's kawaii image song. Nor do I own the people who host this thing, including Rini, Mina, Xiao, Ran-Ran, Baka Girl SD, and Lady Lina Greywoods, my dear and close friends who I have to thank…

(Starts with Song From An American Movie. Lights are off.)

Duo: The longest sentence he ever said to me:

Heero: Duo, you're a baka, so get out of my way,

The most he ever said that made sense in my life

Duo: Was the sound he made when I was laughing, made me happy just to be alive

I sit alone in the scrap yard, wishing he would never die

Heero: Just sound of my Duo-Boy laughing makes it worthwhile to remain alive!

Oooh!

Duo: Worthwhile just to stay alive!

Heero: Oooh!

Both: He makes it worthwhile just to stay alive!

(Boys bow as the lights turn on. Music from "Learning To Smile" begins to play.)

Duo: Five hours off of L-1 I was shot down.

Pulled my scythe an the damned Oz-man and I beat his ass,

Heero: Gundam Pilot drunken on the ground so,

I took him to Relena she was laughing at us,

But I would never let her touch the guy,

Nor would I ever let her stalk me,

Duo: We got lost on L-3, not after a long while,

Spent two days in jail, throwing up all of our bile,

Had to work in White Fang ten hours for that Quinze guy,

Heero: Braided baka keeps on laughing, and I'll never know why,

Duo: Guess there's nowhere we can hide, and I know it is true,

Heero: Maybe I should learn to smile, it ain't easy to do

Both: Just keep praying for a day when this whole war will end…

Heero: After escape had to hide out in the scrap yard,

Duo: Beg and pay lots for Hilde to fix our Gundams,

Heero: OZ is bursting in and raiding almost everyday,

Duo: Perfect soldier isn't funny and his gun is never clean!

Heero: Mission Complete, and were lost!

Duo: Now what else can we do?

Heero: He's teaching me how to smile, there's just one thing left to do,

Duo: I'll show him the way, and we can run away!

(Scenes of Duo and Heero getting in their Gundams, and flying faaaaaar into the stars)

Both: Five kilos outside of L1 five days down the line!

We got married on a star, in the moonlight!

Heero: I can handle hell Shinigami throws me every day!

Duo: But when you smile and touch my face, all my pain just goes away!

Heero: Even though the situation's never really fine!

Duo: Still I know this is love, once in a lifetime!

Both: I can feel you breathing every night when I'm asleep

Heero: I pray for the day…

Duo: When we can run away…

Both: Run away…

(Music changes to "Make my Way", Shigeru Nakahara [Trowa])

Trowa: So hide away!

Quatre: Shed off the emotionless mask!

Wufei: Be free to let loose your hearts!

All Three: You'll make your way!

Trowa: Though you're only 15, you'll go on,

All Three: Pave the road to tomorrow!

(All five pose, Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei in front, Duo and Heero kissing in back)

(Crowd claps insanely except for Relena and Hilde)

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Relena: Heero… gay…

Hilde: With… Duo…

Both: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nayru: That's the way the Earthsphere turns, ladies.

Baka Girl SD: Why don't you two go be gay with each other!

Relena: How could she have helped them!

Hilde: I should have known!

(Both bitches storm away PISSED.)

Rini: They'll be back.

Mina: True. True.

Nayru: Wow, this was hard to end. The band standings are as follows!

Spoink!- Jericho (2 votes)

Wild Wing Boys-Kurokawa Hiyabasa (1 vote)

OneWayStreetBoys- Aerkya (no votes)

WrongWorld- Raven (1 vote)

Four Boys and a Hentai- Kaori (2 votes)

No Sympathy For The Devil- Senshino Shi (1 vote)

Nayru: Dude, you all SUCK!

Lina: ONE FUCKING VOTE! Geez, you people better get a move on, review this chapter…

Xiao: Seriously! This is the last chapter you'll be able to vote!

Ran-Ran: Next chapter, we're doing the last song for this fic!

Rini: We desire all requests, we can do more than one song next chapter, as it is our big shaboozie! (a la Slime Time Live)

Nayru: Review, minna san! Make our boys happy!