I was forced to listen to country. And Shania Twain understands Buffy!

Oh, and for you who don't remember Xander drove a cool car in Zeppo.

Yes I know I practically stole the whole song, but it was already perfect.



I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart

But you got being right down to an art

You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall

You're a regular original know it all

Okay, so you're a Watcher

That don't impress me much

So you got the brain, but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.

That don't impress me much.

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket

And a comb up his sleeve just in case

And all that extra hold gel in your hair ought to lock it

Cause heaven forbid in should fall out of place

Okay, so you're Angel

That don't impress me much

So you got the looks, but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.

That don't impress me much.

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine

You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in

I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight

C'mon baby tell me you must be joking right.

Okay, so you're Xander

That don't impress me much

So you got the moves, but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.

That don't impress me much.

That don't impress me much

You think you're cool, but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.

That don't impress me much.

Okay, so what do you think you're Spike or something

Whatever, That don't impress me.