Keemew2: We're BAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!

Smily: Miss us. BTW, we do not own sailor moon or gundam wing.

Keemew2: Speak for yourself! Mamo-chan and Q-chan are MINE!!! All mine!!!! No one elses!!!!!!

Smily: Um, don't mind her, do to recent events, she has gone temporarily insane.

Shopping, movies, and meetings of Gods. Darien's in trouble.

Back with the GW boys and the scouts

The Gundam Pilots turned to go face their fate.

Trudging up the stairs to Serena's room, they tried to think of anything, but the 'trip to hell' as they put.

"Well, we're here. Who goes in?" Trowa stated.

"Hnn. I vote……..Duo." Heero stated.

"HHHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYy!!!!!! Why me, and why not you?"

"Oh, give me a break. Grow up." Quatre stated, before walking in.

"Yeah, but he was raised with 29 sisters." Duo mumbled.

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Upon hearing the scream, Duo opened up the door and the rest of the Gundam Pilots piled into the room.

"Hentai, Hentai, Hentai!!!!!!!!"

"Uh, Serena, who are you calling a hentai? It's just me." Quatre stated, facing a shirtless, braless, very angry Serena.

"WELL, THEN WHO IS THAT BEHIND YOU??!!!!!!???" She screamed. Quatre slowly turned around to see……….Duo with a nose-bleed, Heero with a very REEEEEEEEED face, a very blushing Trowa, and Wufei knocked out on the floor. Quatre glared at them all, then, hearing a click, slowly turned around to face……………….Serena holding a gun, pointed at HIM.

"Get. Out. Of. My. ROOM!!!!!!! And next time, please, knock before coming in."

"Sorry Rena. I kinda forgot that you grew up and turned 17. We'll just meet you in the hallway." With that, he turned to see Duo still standing there. Drool was coming out of his mouth, and his eyes seemed to be fixated onto one point, Serena's chest. He seemed to be mumbling something, so Quatre leaned closer to hear.
"Pretty breasts. Pretty breasts. Pretty breasts. Pretty breasts. ECT." Upon this little chant, Quatre's face grew so red, that Duo found himself, imbeded into the hallway wall. The other pilots, long since left the room, stood shocked at the sight of Duo making a permanent niche into the hallway. Along with the fact that Quatre had just punched the poor guy. Quatre started walking towards the poor guy stuck into the wall, the half-crazed zero system look in his eyes. Clenching and unclenching his fists, he slowly made his way forward. He was halfway there when Serena's door suddenly opened.

"I'm ready!! Time to go shopping. Ahahahahaha." Upon seeing the sight of her uncle, stalking up to his helpless prey, her eyes widened. "Hey, Uncle Quatre. Leave the poor guy alone. You wouldn't want to ruin his cute face now, would you?" Hearing this, Heero glared slightly at Duo. Quatre stopped and slowly looked at Serena.

"Cute? You think he's cute?" Thinking a moment, he turned to look at Duo again. He cocked his head to the side, contemplating her words. "Now that you mention it, he is kind of cute." Now Trowa had his glare turned onto the poor boy. While Heero and Wufie turned incredulous expressions onto Quatre. "But, that still doesn't quite excuss the hentai-ish actions and words that he so elequently performed."

"Um, what was that Uncle Quatre?" Duo opened one eye.

"Never mind." Quatre stated.

"Oh, thank Shinigami." Duo stated. Quatre looked with a wicked gleam in his eyes.

"On second thought, he was quite openly admiring the view…that we had the……..opportunity.…to see. When I got close enough, I found out that he had a……unique……chant going on."

"Um, Uncle, do I really want to hear what the chant was?" Serena asked.

"No, but Wufei, Amara, and Heero might. He was quite unpoetic, with the words 'Pretty breasts, pretty breasts' repeating over and over and over and over and over and, well, you get the picture." The guys turned a baleful glare onto Duo. Duo, fearing for his life, decided to change the subject.

"Um, Q-man, do you really think I'm cute?" Duo asked, immediately realizing that he had chosen the wrong topic. For Trowa had perked up at the words. Quatre smirked, not a good sign.

"Oh, I think that your very cute. Du-chan." Duo paled at the sight of Trowa's glare. Something inside of Trowa had snapped at Quatre's words, and he had the most pleasing vision of himself, sneaking into the braided pilots room that night, and sliting his throat. The conversation in the hallway stopped at Serena announcing that she was ready for her trip to the mall.

(Thought I should end it, but decided that it would be too mean.)

People were frantically trying to get out of the way of the 8 over-exited teenage girls that were dragging 4 reluctant men, 1 equally reluctant woman, 1 glaring giant, and 1 resigned looking young man. Everyone covered their ears when the leading blond let out a loud shriek, running towards a shop.

"No! I will NOT go in there!" Wufei shouted. Serena pouted, pulling all the stops, right down to puppy dog eyes and quivering lip.

"Aw, come on Woofie, don't tell me that my great, big, strong, war-hero of a brother is afraid."

"No, I'm not, for goodness sakes, Rena, it's a god-damned Victoria's Secret."

"I'll go." Duo piped up. Smack. Thud. Amara, holding Quatre at a distance with one arm, had punched Duo with the other.

"Meanie. I wanted to do that. Why are you always so mean me. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" Quatre whined.

"So, this is my Koneko that's going in this dreaded shop."

"Ahem!" Everyone turned to Rashid.

"Would anyone mind if I uh Master Quatre does not go in?"

"Yes!" Quatre shouted, wanting to be able to moniter Serena's shopping.

"NO!" Duo shouted, not wanting to get murdered by the insane Quatre.

"No." Serena said, not wanting her now- annoying uncle breathing down her neck.

"No." Heero stated, not wanting to try to fend off a raging lunatic like Quatre.

"YES!" Wufei yelledd, not wanting to face this horror alone. Then thought a bit, seeing a classmate go into the store, who just happened to be the schools player (womanizer). "I MEAN NO!!!!!!!" Not wanting Quatre to go nuts in there.

"NO!!" The scouts shouted, for reasons unkown. "I FORBID IT!!!" Amara stated, knowing how her baby brother would act.

"No!" Trowa stated, not wanting his lover surrounded by frilly, lacy, abominations thought up by cruel women who wanted to torture men. Quatre pouted.

"Traitors, you're all ganging up on me, aren't you?"

"YES!!!!!" 14 voices shouted.

"Fine, be that way." Quatre sat down and watched them go in.

In the store, the boys were being tortured by the mad women who were their companions.
"Hey, Woofie. How do you like this?" Rei asked him, holding up a red see through nightgown.

"Do not call me Woof, Woof, Woof…" In his mind, a little wolf was going off, howling at a nice, sexy, red, see-through moon.

"I take it that you like it? Good, I'll get it." Duo hearing this conversation, nudged Mina.

"I think that Pyro and the Dragon have the hots for eachother." Mina, who had also heard, could only nod. They paled however, when they saw Serena and Heero. That wasn't what made them pale however. Wufei and Amara were onto them as well.

"Hey, Heero, how do you like this?" She was holding up a floor-length, see through night dress. Heero immediately had a nose bleed. "Good, I'll take." She leaned over to whisper in his ear. "I might just wear it for you one night." Heero promptly dropped to the ground, probably from lack of blood loss. Thirty minutes, 350 dollars later, they emerged from the shop, to find Quatre still sitting in the exact same position they had left him in. Though there was an innocent look and 2 bags beside him.

"Hey, Q-man, what's in the bags?" Guess who asked.

"Never mind, there's young immpressionalbe minds hear, besides, Hotaru's too young to see what I have in the bags."

"Uh, dude, she just came from a lingerie shop." Amara's eyebrow rose as she caught sight of the sign on the side of the bag.

"Naughty brother. Going to an Adult Shop. It's for Trowa, or am I wrong?" Quatre turned red.

"Well, you're partly right." Everyone's eyes widened, and Trowa had that same vision that he had earlier, only this time, it included castrating him as well.

"The smaller bag is for Duo, the larger one is for Trowa." Quatre smirked. Trowa thoughts turned darker from there. Duo paled, 'First, he says I'm cute, now, he gets me a present. Dude, I don't swing that way.' Duo thought, rather frantically.

12 hours, 259 shops, and 5 million dollars, Serena thought that she was ready to go home. Just as they were leaving, they ran into Milliardo and Noin.

"MILLIARDOOOOO!!!!!!!" Serena shrieked as she saw the couple. She ran up and glomped the guy, Relena style. Noin looked at Milliardo in shock, and Heero looked at Milliardo with murder in his eyes. His hands were just itching to reach for 'Mr. Blasty' who was placed securely in his uh where ever. "Oh, Milli, I haven't seen you for the longest time. How's ReRe?" Milliardo immediately looked around to see if certain people weren't around, sure enough, there were Quatre and Amara, glaring at him.

"BWAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!! MILLI???? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAH" Duo cracked up laughing. "THE GREAT ZECKS MARQUIS BEING CALLED 'MILLI'?!?!?!?"

"Hmmmm" Was all that Milliardo replied. Smirking, he observed Quatre hitting Duo upside the head, clearly enjoying it.

"Knock it off Duo, he's a family friend." Quatre admonished.

"Dude, family friend? For how long?" Duo asked.

"Since long before the war."

"You didn't even know him during the war."

"I haven't known him that long, but Serena has." Serena spoke up then.

"Hey Milli, can ReRe come over. I wanted to watch a movie tonight." At the mention of a movie, certain 2 people perked up. Milliardo looked upset.

"Sorry, but she has plans for tonight. We have to prepare for a certain idiotic guest who's coming in a few weaks. Maybe next week, though."

"Sure, but be sure to tell her that I missed her. Bye, we gotta get going." Once at the house, Quatre immediately disapeered upstairs for a while.

"Come on guys, movie night. Lets go into the den." Serena squealed.

"Yeah, my all-time favorite movie." Amara stated. The scouts looked at eachother. 'Well, guess we can handle a little bit of bloodshed tonight.' Once everyone was settled in the den, Quatre came down the stairs with a golden box in his hands. Carefully he made his way to the giant screened TV, and placed the box on top of the VCR.

"Uh, Dude, what's in the box, and where's the movie?" Duo asked.

"Patience my friend, patience. The movie is in the box, it's a family favorite, very old. In good condition to." That said, he placed the tape into the VCR. Everyone settled down, chattering quietly to themselves.

"So, what's the movie?" Wufei asked. Amara spoke up then.

"It's our all-time favorite. 'The Sounds of Music'." The scouts looked at Amara like she had grown an extra head.

"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!" Wufei shouted, Duo nodded vigorously. Both Heero and Trowa looked at eachother.

"What's the 'Sound of Music'?" Heero asked. Trowa shrugged. Serena, hearing the question, grinned evily,

"You'll love this movie, Heero. It's set during a war." The two guys perked up at the word war.

"SHUT-UP EVERYONE!!!! THE MOVIE IS STARTING!!!" Amara shouted. The three Winner family members took a deep breath and………………………………unanimously as the movie started………………………………."THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUNDS OF MUUUUUUUUUSIC."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Scouts and pilots shouted together.

"last time with the gods"

"Huh? Oh, uh, yes, my little gift. It is called 'Love's Sacrifice'. You must use this command only in the direst of hours. It shall only be used once and once only. Once thou uses this command, thou shalt be stripped of whatever attacks the other gods have given thee. Thou shalt be revealed unto the Sailor Scouts and the Gundam Pilots. However, most of all, thy energy shall be drained enough to bring thee to Death's Door. Not beyond it, but to it. To implicate this command, shout out the words whilst invoking thee power of thine love and golden crystal. The very power that gives thee life."

Now

Pluto smirked evilly. "And just to make sure that you do not attempt to contact the princess Serenity, I am sending my hell hound to watch you. Make ONE wrong move, and he will be literally breathing down your back.

"You mean, I can't even tell her the truth?"

"Not if you value your pitiful excuse for a life. Though, thou mayest go through one Relena Peacecraft. 'Those poor, poor boys.' And so without further ado, begone foul mortal." Unbenownst to Darien, Aries had been sneaking up on him. Just as the words left Pluto's lips, Aries slugged Darien in the back of the head with his fist.

"Ahahahahahahaahh!!!!! THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR IMPREGNATING MY NIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Cough. Hack. Cough. Hack.

"Been smoking too much, huh Bro?" Hermes asked.

"Uuuuuhhhhhh Aries, I don't think the poor boy can hear you." Gaea said. That said, she waved her hand, sending him to the doorstep of everyone's favorite little stalker.

Darien slowly opened his eyes. A soft groan escaped his lips.
"Are you OK." A soft voice asked. Darien looked around his surroundings. 'Where am I?' he thought. His eyes, searching out the voice, fell upon a gorgeous young man with long platinum white hair. He took in the pink walls, the pink bed, the pink curtains.

"Why has the room been sprayed with peptobismo?" He asked dumbly. The young man chuckled, his voice like rich honey.

"That bump on your head must have done more damage than we thought, though the room does resemble the hiddeous stuff. Unfortunately, you'll find most of the house decorated this way. Now, care to explain why you had a golf-ball sized bump on the back of your head?"
"Uuh, first, the person who did the decorating must be insane, or related to Serena Tsukino."

"MMMMMMMMMM, close. She's my sister, and Serena Tsukino, her best friend, helped."

"Should have known. Now about the bump………………….DAMN YOU ARIES TO HELL AND BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

'hanks, but I've already been there, it's no fun'

'Get out of my head.'

"Who's Aries?"

"Somebody related to Serena, my ex. I kinda. Accidentally got her pregnant, then, to make things worse, I got drunk, slept with my roommate, who then confessed the entire thing to Serena, pretending to be me. Made my affair with her, about three months longer than it was. Bitch."

"Wow. So you're the idiotic, bakayaro, moronic, pain-in-the-ass person who got Rena knocked up. You must be in bad shape to confess that to me. Tell me, do you know who I am, or where you are, for that matter?"
"No and No."

"Milliardo Peacecraft at your dis-service. Now, that I have found you, I can fulfill my quest."

"Er, should I be afraid?"

"OOH yes, see, my quest, given me by my girlfriend, sister, and best friend, was to hunt you down, and kill you. Which I will gladly do."

"MILLIARDO!!!! I did not say to kill him, you know what Pu-chan said, NO KILLING OF THE BAKA!!!!!!!" Seeing his crest-fallen face, she decided to add, "But, he did not say any thing about torture." Darien gulped. "Oh, don't worry, Mr. Chiba. Milliardo can't do too much harm, you are needed as a bodyguard right now, ne?" Darien frantically nodded his head. A sudden thought struck the poor prince of the Earth.

"Wait, you know about the Gods, and my……………..assignment? Why did you act like you did not know Aries then?"

"We were not sure if you were the right village idiot, until you listed off the mistakes of your past couple months. Then, we were sure we had the right village idiot in our midst. Besides, it's fun to play with people's minds."

"Milli, you know what the pilots would do if they heard you say that kind of stuff. You're on probation, remember?"\

Milliardo started pouting. "They take all the fun out of things." Standing up, he looked at Darien, the window, the door, Darien, and Relena. Smirking, he made his way over to Darien.

"Sorry Darien, but until you are finished with all of your briefing, you'll have to stay here. And since I don't quite trust you with a window and a door, and I certaainly don't trust you with Relena, I'm going to have to do this" (swings fist, SMASH) He punched Darien in the eye, Darien's head slumped to the pillow. Relena looked on with mixed feelings.

"Really Milli, you know my feelings about fighting, although I do appreciate the fact that you are trying to protect my honor, there shall be no fighting with Darien within the walls of my house."

"I was just knocking him unconcious. Wait! Within the walls of your house. Does that mean that I can torture him outside?"

"How else will you and the others keep him in line? We have to make sure that he understands the rules of the game. He started it, he has to finish it." That said, she walked out of the room. Milliardo through one last black look at Darien, then followed her out of the room.

Smily: Hope you like.

Keemew2: I still stay that you should have made it longer.

Smily: Well, it's mainly my fic, so I get to judge on the length of the chappy. Well Neways, how do you like. Please review, at least 15.

Keemew2: Review? WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! Please review, please. (Gives little match-girl look)